Script for this strip:
Trust the DM
Friends of Loaded Dice
Sword and Sarcasm
Script and Art: Tiana Jackson (lolkat)
Olan's thoughts for this strip:
My latest script included too much art for Tiana to fit into the normal deadline. Rather than leave us high and dry, however, she took it upon herself to produce this filler strip. Yay for multiple awful jokes! Bonus points for the chewy D&D flavor.
Keywords/tags for this comic: funny, joke, jokes, d&d, rich, druid, hyena, mage, drunk, evoked, zombie, critical hits
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Rich: "How about some jokes?"
Steve (off camera): "Please don't."
Rich (narrator): "What do you call a druid whose father was a hyena?
A grassy gnoll."
Rich (narrator): "Did you hear about the mage who got arrested for drunk driving?"
Mage: "What's the officer, problem?"
Rich (narrator): "He got his license evoked."
Rich (narrator): "A female zombie walks into a bar. A really drunk patron comes over and says:"
Male patron: "Wow, you're ugly. But I'd still sleep with ye!"
Rich (narrator): "The zombie shrugs and says:"
Female zombie: "Sorry, I'm immune to critical hits."
Originally posted on November 23rd, 2009