Script for this strip:
Trust the DM
Outrun the Dragon
Script: Roger Briant (Alacrity)
Art: Lance Card (Bromern Sal)
Roger's thoughts for this strip:
Al and Bro are short a volunteer to test the better of two weapons - Light saber vs Vorpal Sword
Lance's thoughts for this strip:
Keywords/tags for this comic: dnd, add, d&d, vorpal, sword, light, saber, rpg, dungeons, dragons
MythBreakers: Master of the Blade
Opening Scene: Bromern with Darth Vader holding his light saber
Bro: Today on Mythbreakers, Which is better? Lightsabers?
NF: Alacrity holding a sword in a Scabbard, looking over his shoulder and scratching his head
AL: Or Vorpal Blades? Bro? Who was gonna do the Vorpal fighting for us?
NF: Bromern with cell phone out.
Bro: "That would be Arthur. Let me call him."
â€œHey Arthur. We were just â€¦ oh. Really? Morgana is back. Oh. Okay. Umm but . *click*
NF: Bromern putting away phone, avoiding looking at Al, Darth on far side
Bro: "Light sabers vs Vorpal blades! Lord Vader vs Alacrity the Brave!"
NF: Darth and Al looking at each other, Al in distress.
Darth : Very well
Al: What? Are you crazy?
NF: Bro takes Al aside
Bro: Relax Al. It will be fine. Iâ€™ll set some ground rules. No one will get hurt.
Al: You sure?
Bro: Sure. Besides I know a Priestess that can resurrect.
NF: Al alone
Al: What! I donâ€™t think she is talking to us right now!
NF: Al and Vader face each other, weapons drawn with Bro between them
Bro: Okay letâ€™s have a clean fight and Darth â€" no force choking
DV: If you insist.
Al: That is your ground rules?
NF: Darth swings, AL blocks and Al sword is cut in two, Bro watches
Al: Is this even Excalbur?
Bro: Oh â€¦umm. I forgot about that.
NF: Al runs to a door marked Disney Supplies closet, slams door, DV follows
DV: Your cowardice is unbecoming.
NF: Door opens All is there but wearing Mickey Mouse ears, Vader stops
NF: DV kneeling before Al
DV: what is your bidding, my Master?
Al: Oh Bromern!!! Force Choking is back on the menu!!!!Originally posted on June 14th, 2018