We currently have 2796 registered users. Our newest member is TheMPC. Online members: SilentOne, Hammer Username Password Remember me Not a member? Join today! | Forgot your password? Latest Updated Forum Topics A Single Stone... Q/A Trilogy War Q/A A Single Stone... SW: ACD Treasure Seekers QnA Latest Blog Entries Death of an Innmate and a Friend Latest Webcomics Loaded Dice #80: Priorities RPG MB #11: Keep The Borderlands Floyd Hobart Filler: Dead Dead Dead There are currently 0 users logged into DragonChat. You are here: Home --> The Archives --> Parody Songs Merron's Warning Keyed to "The Christmas Song" Manthis roasting on an open fire Cainin strung up by his toes Yuletide threats dealt out by thugs for hire A necromancer no one knows Merron feels a crossbow and a good garrote Help to make a journey bright Wary men at one another's throats Will find it hard to sleep tonight They know if Merron had her merry way No one would wake to see the light of day So every mother's son is going to spy In order to avoid being the first to die And so I'm offering this morbid phrase To men from Krynn to Timbucktoo Although it's been done many times, many ways Merron's plotting something new... Thanks to Mithrandir for this contribution!     Partners:         View/Edit Your Profile | Staff List | Contact Us Use of the RDINN forums or chatrooms constitutes agreement with our Terms of Service. You must enable cookies and javascript to use all features of this site.