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The DM Song

(to the tune of 5forfighting's Superman )

Added the recorded version of the song to the page below.



There’s no time to play
We’re just too busy
I‘m just out to find
A better day for me
They’re more than a Knight
They’re more than a Thief
They’re more than Druids with some holy leaves
And it's not easy To D M

Wish that we could play
Some evening this week
How about another day
Your schedule? Take a peek
It’s getting absurd,
Don't be all night
Even DM’s have to sleep tonight
Made this adventure,
But won't you give in
Even DM’s have lives and things
And it's not easy To D M.

Slaadi, and dragons, tonight the night
We can all play
For at least this time we say
They are not that tough, or maybe

There’s no time to play
We’re just too busy
Gamers also live
With kids as well as me.

I’m only a man with a Gamemaster screen
Bringing out monsters, traps and other means
Only a man with the character sheets
Keeping those evil things inside of me,
inside of meeeeee.


And it's not easy to D MMMMMMMMMMMMMM………………….


Download mp3 file(right click, save as)



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Thanks to Roger (Alacrity) Briant for this contribution!

 


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