The Red Dragon Inn - home of the Audalis campaign setting.  Online D&D gaming, art, poerty, stories, advice, chat, and more

We currently have 4004 registered users. Our newest member is Vallator.
Online members: Eol Fefalas, Reralae, breebles
Username Password Remember me
Not a member? Join today! | Forgot your password?
Latest Updated Forum Topics  [more...]
Q&A Threads - Kith, the Cat, and the Khatun Q&A (posted by breebles)Kith, Cat, Khatun Q&A
Spamvertize - Letters from Santa! (posted by t_catt11)Letters from Santa!
Fantasy RPGs - The Adventures of Kith, the Cat, and the Khatun (posted by Reralae)Kith, Cat, and Khatun
Q&A Threads - Trilogy War Q/A (posted by TannTalas)Trilogy War Q/A
Personal Creations - When dad jokes meet Star Wars (posted by TannTalas)Dad jokes meet Star Wars
Latest Blog Entries
Revenge of the Drunken Dice
Latest Webcomics
Loaded Dice #80: Priorities
RPG MB #15: Master of the Blade
Floyd Hobart #19: High School Reunion IV
There are currently 0 users logged into DragonChat.
Is the site menu broken for you? Click here for the fix!

You are here: Home --> The Archives --> Parody Songs

Support the Inn! If you are doing holiay shopping online, please use this affiliate link for Amazon.
You pay the exact same prices, but the Inn earns a small referral fee. Thanks!

Runaway Slave (Shona's Song)

Original Song by Soul Asylum Runaway Train

Stabbed the guard in the darkness of my cell,
Without sound, so fast the body fell,
I took his knife, drove it through his heart,
Please don't think me evil if I enjoyed that part.
 

 

So weak that I couldn't stand,
So angry with Gladius in hand,
You want to dance with me? Here I am,
When I'm done you won't be a man.
 

 

I'm alone as I run from here,
Gladiator, not death I fear,
Freedom, I feel like it really part of me.
 

 

Runway Slave, never going back,
Catch me I'll die on the rack,
Seems like everyone is hunting me,
Better death if I can die free.
 

 

Can I help myself take back my old life?
Lose the pain, suffering and strife,
How by Gods did I get to Freegate?
Luck sometimes is just what you make.
 

 

I see what no one else can see,
Been places that others would flee,
Cold and hungry while hiding in a cave,
That's the life of a runaway slave.
 

 

And everyone they knows not why,
Sunny days make me cry,
Somehow they just don't get it.
 

 

Runway Slave, never going back,
Catch me I'll die on the rack,
Seems like everyone is hunting me,
Better death if I can die free.
 

 

So you are looking for a runaway slave?
She is a woman called Vixen by name?
Stands about so tall, a Fighter by trade,
Rather die fighting than living on a chain.
 

 

Runway Slave, never going back,
Catch me I'll die on the rack,
Seems like everyone is hunting me,
Better death if I can die free.
 

 

Runaway Slave, never going back,
Runaway Slave, ready to attack,
Runaway Slave, never trust a man.
No longer running cause it's here I make a stand


Del.icio.us Digg Technorati Blinklist Furlreddit
Thanks to Roger (Alacrity) Briant for this contribution!

 


  Partners:       Dungeons and Dragons resources, from 2nd to 4th Edition gamegrene.com | for the gamer who's sick of the typical Dungeons and Dragons Adventures, #1 resource for D&D Dungeons and Dragons 4th Edition  
View/Edit Your Profile | Staff List | Contact Us
Use of the RDINN forums or chatrooms constitutes agreement with our Terms of Service.
You must enable cookies and javascript to use all features of this site.