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Elvaleryn

Based on Like a Prayer by Madonna.

Evil as she can be, everyone must fear her gaze,
And if she calls your name, Then you'll feel the blaze.
 

 

When you call her name, Elvaleryn is there,
Put you on the ground, you don't have a prayer,
Then when you are involved, she'll betray you all,
Elvaleryn, you know she'll kill you there.
 

 

I hear her voice; it'd make an angel horny,
You have no choice, you hear her voice,
Feel like dying.
I turn my back; soon my friends will mourn me,
Then she attacks, stabs me in back, D. M. help me.
 

 

When you call her name, Elvaleryn is there,
Put you on the ground, you don't have a prayer,
Then when you are involved, she'll betray you all,
Elvaleryn, you know she'll kill you there.
 

 

Succubus, you scheme around us all,
Not in control, like a Charm spell,
Now I'm burning,
It's a nightmare, not seen in the beginning,
You'll slay us all, and have a ball,
Slicing, Dicing.
 

 

When you call her name, Elvaleryn is there,
Put you on the ground, you don't have a prayer,
Then when you are involved, she'll betray you all,
Elvaleryn, you know she'll kill you there.
 

 

Just like a charm, your voice can cause me harm,
Just like a murderer, you are a seducer,
Just like a lich, you're a colossal bitch,
Just like a slave, no choice you will lead to my grave.
Elvaleryn, I can not bear, You're a nightmare to me.


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