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Did I Save or Did I Die?

Original song Should I stay or Should I go? by The Clash

Come on and tell me DM guy,
Did I save or did I die?
If I am dead I will not whine,
Can roll up another in no time,
So hurry up oh DM Guy,
Did I save or did I die?
 

 

It's always wait wait wait,
A poison trap has got me beat,
My wisdom bonus won't save me,
But my dexterity is plus three,
So won't you put down the DM's Guide? (DM's Guide)
Did I save or did I die?
 

 

This hesitation bugging me.
Please, DM, please, roll for me.
If you open another book,
I'll hit you quick with a left hook,
So hurry up oh DM Guy,
Did I save or did I die?


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