The Red Dragon Inn - home of the Audalis campaign setting.  Online D&D gaming, art, poerty, stories, advice, chat, and more

We currently have 3862 registered users. Our newest member is tructuyenbongda.
Online members: dragon-soul92
Username Password Remember me
Not a member? Join today! | Forgot your password?
Latest Updated Forum Topics  [more...]
Q&A Threads - Of Dragons and Men Questions and Answers (posted by dragon-soul92)Dragons Q&A
Recruitment Threads - Trilogy restart recruitment. (posted by dragon-soul92)Trilogy restart recrui...
Dungeons and Dragons - LBW Blacktooth Ridge  (posted by Talynthar)LBW Blacktooth Ridge
Dungeons and Dragons - Lights Last Embrace - A Wheel of Time Game (posted by dragon-soul92)LLE - WoT Game
Common Room - RDINN Feature Updates/ Suggestions/ Bugs (posted by Chessicfayth)RDINN Feature Updates/...
Latest Blog Entries
Revenge of the Drunken Dice
Latest Webcomics
Loaded Dice #80: Priorities
RPG MB #15: Master of the Blade
Floyd Hobart #19: High School Reunion IV
There are currently 0 users logged into DragonChat.
Is the site menu broken for you? Click here for the fix!

You are here: Home --> The Archives --> Parody Songs

Support the Inn! If you are doing holiay shopping online, please use this affiliate link for Amazon.
You pay the exact same prices, but the Inn earns a small referral fee. Thanks!

Treasure


to the tune of Amy Winehouse's hit, Rehab

They tried to take all my treasure, but I said No no no
Yes my skin’s green, But that doesn’t mean
You can go go go
This stuff is mine to keep,
You think evil lairs come cheap?
They tried to take all my treasure, but they’re too slow slow slow 

I keep it quiet, in my dungeon home
Nice and warm in walls of stone
But there’s always, always some band of heroes
That want my loot, and can’t leave me alone 

They come bashing through the door
But they don’t know what I have in store 

They tried to take all my treasure, but I said No no no
Yes my skin’s green, But that doesn’t mean
You can go go go
This stuff is mine to keep,
You think evil lairs come cheap?
They tried to take all my treasure, but they’re too slow slow slow 

Their cleric falls, in floor-trap number one
With spikes, that just makes it more fun
Then their wizard, he’s gonna make his head fall
Cause he triggered the axe from the side-wall 

Their thief’s as nimble as can be
But he just got bitten by my zombie 

They tried to take all my treasure, but I said No no no
Yes my skin’s green, But that doesn’t mean
You can go go go 

I don’t ever want adventurers again
But there, ooh, there is no end
my carpet ruined, with warrior guts and blood
So I’ve got to call the cleaning man 

It’s not just my greed,
I ask my evil god for a peaceful week 

They tried to take all my treasure, but I said No no no
Yes my skin’s green, But that doesn’t mean
You can go go go
This stuff is mine to keep,
You think evil lairs come cheap?
They tried to take all my treasure, but they’re too slow slow slow




Download mp3 file(right click, save as)



Del.icio.us Digg Technorati Blinklist Furlreddit
Thanks to Almerin for this contribution!

 


  Partners:       Dungeons and Dragons resources, from 2nd to 4th Edition gamegrene.com | for the gamer who's sick of the typical Dungeons and Dragons Adventures, #1 resource for D&D Dungeons and Dragons 4th Edition  
View/Edit Your Profile | Staff List | Contact Us
Use of the RDINN forums or chatrooms constitutes agreement with our Terms of Service.
You must enable cookies and javascript to use all features of this site.