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Did It All For the XP


This parody song to the tune of Limp Bizkit's Nookie tells us that sometimes, the DM is out to kill your character.

Did It All For the XP
(to the tune of "Nookie" by Limp Bizkit)

Fort save
Dc 22

I came into this game as a ranger
Look into these hands
Then you'll see the size of my danger (size of the danger)
Dealin� with the Flayer (player)
As it's burnin up my brain (Hey)
Every mind that burns will be controlled by the pain
Hey, I think about the TPK (TPK)
The DM ran away with the fray
When PCs came to play (play)
Now we�re stuck in a dungeon with the worst luck
And I'm just a sucker with a crumpled up sheet, hey

Crumpled up, hey
Crumpled up, hey
Crumpled up, hey
Crumpled up, hey
Crumpled up, hey
Crumpled up, hey
Crumpled up, hey


Could I be rollin' bad? (yes)
Should I be rollin' good? (yes)
It's kinda sad the D20 is not crit hittin� like it should
And you would think that I'd be tearin� it up (roll it)
But I'm a ranger like I said
Runnin� into danger, not!
And maybe the rogue just made a mistake
Should I just give her a break
My ranger will die either way
Hey, what the hell, what you want me to say?
Still rollin� the dice, DM say I�m Gonna die!

I did it all for the XP, c'mon
The XP, c'mon
So you can take that DC
And stick it up your (yeah!)
Stick it up your (yeah!)
Stick it up your (yeah!)
Stick it up your

I did it all for the XP, c'mon
The XP, c'mon
So you can take that DC
And stick it up your (yeah!)
Stick it up your (yeah!)
Stick it up your (yeah!)
Stick it up your

Why was the DC high? (why)
Why, was it so high, huh?
I rolled it on out, yes I did it
And I'm the only PC
Underneath the sun who didn't get it!
I can't believe that I couldn�t make the save (but you didn�t)
Not with this save-or-die, but in reality
The DM�s hidden agenda
Put my Kender, Character sheet in a blender
but still I won�t surrender, hey

R.I.P. it up, hey
R.I.P. it up, hey
R.I.P. it up, hey
R.I.P. it up, hey
R.I.P. it up, hey
R.I.P. it up, hey
R.I.P. it up, hey


I did it all for the XP, c'mon
The XP, c'mon
So you can take that fort save
And stick it up your (yeah!)
Stick it up your (yeah!)
Stick it up your (yeah!)
Stick it up your

I did it all for the XP, c'mon
The XP, c'mon
So you can take your DC
And stick it up your (yeah!)
Stick it up your (yeah!)
Stick it up your (yeah!)
Stick it up your

I'm only Kender
It's so easy for your party to roll the dice
They'll bury you, just let it go
It's easier said than done
(Roll up another) What starting level? I will play again.
Just let me get this done (get this done)
Leave me alone
So I can get this done

The party�s gonna change
Throwing this one away
I just wanna play, here
But it�ll never be the same

The party�s gonna change
Throwing this one away
Gonna play another ranger
But it�ll never be the same

The party�s gonna change
Scrappin� this one today
Playin� a brand new ranger
But it�ll never be the same


I did it all for the XP, c'mon
The XP, c'mon
So you can take my PC
And stick it up your (yeah!)
Stick it up your (yeah!)
Stick it up your (yeah!)
Stick it up your

I did it all for the XP, c'mon
The XP, c'mon
So you can take this PC
And stick it up your (yeah!)
Stick it up your (yeah!)
Stick it up your (yeah!)
Stick it up your.........



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