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Topic: Paranoia: Adventures in Clonesitting
Subject: move it out

Jackie leads the team down an empty corridor which ends in a blank door with a terminal to one side.

"BEE-DEE-BEE-DEE-BEEP," Jackie states, "the mission transportation is located in the garage through this door."

Brighte reaches for the door handle - and receives a nasty electrical jolt that knocks her to the ground for her troubles.

This causes Jackie to react. "BEE-DEE-BEE-DEE-BEEP," it speaks, "I apologize for the omission, superior troubleshooters. This door will only open to an individual that presents the mission number."

Seing as how Brighte is temporarily stunned, door opening now falls to the the next clone in line - Steam. The equipment control officer swallows nervously, then recites the team's designation (MAO-17859 Dot R-2) and reaches for the door handle.

Like Brighte before him, Steam receives a nasty electrical shock that knocks him to the ground. The faint smell of ozone and burned flesh lingers in the air.

"BEE-DEE-BEE-DEE-BEEP," Jackie states solemnly. "Clearly, my communication circuits have failed you, oh wise ones. MAO-17859 Dot R-2 is your team number. You must present your mission number. Please, allow me to deactivate the door."

The aging jackobot then interfaces with the terminal momentarily. After a moment, it speaks again. "BEE-DEE-BEE-DEE-BEEP, you may now proceed safely. I hope that no lasting harm has come to any of this esteemed team."

The door retracts to reveal a parking garage. Jackie takes the lead, and directs the team to a strange craft.

The craft would appear to have once been a fairly typical transbot - before someone sliced off the roof and removed all of the seats. Instead of the factory-issue wheels, four huge, ungainly, (and unguarded) fans are attached (one per corner). The fans point at the ground, and apparently grant the ability for the vehicle to hover.

As you approach, the vehicle speaks ina warm, friendly, feminine voice. "BING! Welcome, troubleshooters. I am the new, perfected Alpha-19.87b Friendliness Hoverbot. Please watch your step while boarding."

The door swings open, and the hoverbot sweetly speaks again. "BING! Welcome aboard. All mutants are traitors! If you are a traitor, please inform me so that we can reroute to the nearest confession booth."

"BING!" it continues. "Please designate a pilot for our journey."

Posted on 2012-05-25 at 15:58:42.
Edited on 2012-09-27 at 14:25:59 by t_catt11

Topic: Totally Random Thoughts
Subject: .


Posted on 2012-05-24 at 21:27:42.

Topic: Tumbleweeds, again
Subject: yeah, yeah...

You know what this gaming site needs?


Posted on 2012-05-24 at 19:09:03.

Topic: Tumbleweeds, again
Subject: huh

Despite the lack of active posting, we continue to gain ground on the voting rankings. Odd.

Posted on 2012-05-24 at 13:53:17.

Topic: Zombies in Chicago Q&A
Subject: PSA

This PSA is to remind you that the zombies ARE coming back.

Cue the Grugg.

Posted on 2012-05-23 at 21:52:55.
Edited on 2012-05-23 at 21:53:08 by t_catt11

Topic: Tumbleweeds, again
Subject: nope

Zombies are coming.

Posted on 2012-05-23 at 21:52:25.

Topic: Tumbleweeds, again
Subject: huh

I had no idea that lack of a spleen prevented alcohol consumption. Here, I thought that was all managed by the liver.

Posted on 2012-05-23 at 21:28:26.

Topic: Tumbleweeds, again
Subject: yep

It is indeed strange. Perhaps some sort of illuminati conspiracy.

Posted on 2012-05-22 at 13:39:28.

Topic: Memorial Day
Subject: .

Another thank you from me.

Posted on 2012-05-22 at 13:39:05.

Topic: Tumbleweeds, again
Subject: Tumbleweeds, again

Seriously, three posts all day long?


Posted on 2012-05-22 at 00:00:48.

Topic: Vote for the Inn
Subject: woo

Congrats - we are widening our hold on 7th place.

Posted on 2012-05-21 at 13:20:23.

Topic: Paranoia: Adventures in Clonesitting Q&A
Subject: psh

Better late than never. Since I was slow to post, I might not kill anyone - if you guys go on and get back to posting.

Posted on 2012-05-18 at 21:40:01.

Topic: Paranoia: Adventures in Clonesitting
Subject: moving on

Since no one has anything useful to ask Friend Computer, the moitor eventually goes dark and recedes beneath the surface of the much with a gurgle. Once more, you are alone in SWR sector.

The party slowly retraces their steps - only getting lost three times - before finding the door with the defense turret on the far side.

The door is open, and standing there is a jackobot standing just short of five feet tall. A keen eye might discern that this bot is an older model, and perhaps a bit neglected or worn, though jackobots do tend to function for a very long time.

"BEE-DEE-BEE-DEE-BEEP," it intones through a dented speaker. "Greetings, Team MAO-17859 Dot R-2. I am Jackie the Jackobot. Please allow me to escort your superior intelligences to the PLC distribution center."

You might be wrong, but the jackobot appears to speak in a slightly sarcastic tone.

Posted on 2012-05-18 at 21:39:15.

Topic: Vote for the Inn
Subject: yep

We are doing better than we have in some time, in regards to solid voting - I think we have a great shot at taking that 7th place.

Posted on 2012-05-18 at 15:36:54.

Topic: New innmate looking for a game
Subject: good advice

Almerin is a very good DM.

Posted on 2012-05-17 at 17:55:45.

Topic: Guess who is baaaack
Subject: bleh

That truly sucks. Hang in there, we'll be here when you get back.

Posted on 2012-05-17 at 13:18:43.

Topic: Loaded Dice coming back...
Subject: Loaded Dice coming back...

Just an FYI - Loaded Dice is currently being drawn once more. We'll be going to a weekly schedule, and I'll be holding the strips until we get a month's worth of a backlog prepped.

But it IS coming back.

Posted on 2012-05-16 at 20:22:22.

Topic: Paranoia: Adventures in Clonesitting Q&A
Subject: psh

Enough stalling. I post tomorrow.

Posted on 2012-05-14 at 20:42:27.

Topic: Web Princess' Birthday
Subject: nice

Thanks for the well wishes. I am sure that she will appreciate it.

Posted on 2012-05-09 at 19:21:36.
Edited on 2012-05-09 at 19:53:50 by t_catt11

Topic: Guest Floyd
Subject: heh

Dead isn't always dead, after all...

Posted on 2012-05-09 at 19:21:16.

Topic: Web Princess' Birthday
Subject: Web Princess' Birthday

Today, my dear daughter, PrincessAli, turns sixteen. Man, that doesn't seem possible.

Happy birthday, boo bear.

Posted on 2012-05-09 at 13:44:24.

Topic: Oh? Wait a second, T_O is here?
Subject: good

Welcome back. I have spared the killing... for now.

Posted on 2012-05-08 at 15:36:23.

Topic: Brewing my own beer...
Subject: late night bottling

I've added a blog entry that covers my misadventures of bottling the Leffe Blonde clone. Late Night with a Blonde.

Posted on 2012-05-08 at 15:35:01.

Topic: Paranoia: Adventures in Clonesitting Q&A
Subject: rats

Thanks for the heads up.

Posted on 2012-05-07 at 17:37:09.

Topic: Paranoia: Adventures in Clonesitting Q&A
Subject: hmph

Possibly some slight maiming.

Posted on 2012-05-07 at 16:25:09.


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