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Topic: Blatantly Obvious Lies
Subject: like the wind!


Because all the cheerleaders and athletes play it, hence its the coolest thing to do!

why is everyone invading my secret room (that isnt so secret apparently)?

Posted on 2010-10-23 at 07:58:11.

Topic: Corrupt a wish
Subject: a lake, boats, students to torture, its the best corrupt wish yet!


idk how that posted twice, thats weird...

GRANTED! you have a book on forgotten realms! Unfortunately since yu didn't specify you have ze monster manual...

Edit: I accidentally skipped pyrobooms wish sooooo ALA SHAZAAAAH HA!

Your wish is granted as well. All your fan "characters" are real! Letter A, C, K, G, M, and even Q want to give they're thanks!

i wish for a way to set fire to things underwater!

Posted on 2010-10-23 at 03:01:14.
Edited on 2010-10-23 at 17:14:34 by lifespring

Topic: The Wizards' Duel
Subject: with no power, comes vey little zapiness


i am the extension cord that doesnt reach far enough for it to work

Posted on 2010-10-22 at 17:16:30.

Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: pleh!


it spits forth the dead ale wives gentlemans club!

i feed it a white gummy bear

Posted on 2010-10-22 at 05:06:01.

Topic: There is more to the Inn than the forums...
Subject: the other stuffles!


check out the cool posting games sect. for the awesome choose your own adventure game, TIS AWESOMECAKE!

now that self advertising be done...

Aye i can vouch for the awesomeness of the other sections!

The chat is always warm n cozy, the innmates here were friendly when i came in.

The armory has a great set of generators (that ive used many times)

in articles, the magic items are phenominal (used it repeatedly, AND EVEN HAZ MY OWN SECTION, (again check it out and PM me with opinions!))

The comics are cute n funny as heck.

and well, so are all the people ^^.

Posted on 2010-10-22 at 04:59:39.

Topic: The Skill Check Game
Subject: nom nom nom warriors!


failzorz, it took 10 seconds til your face esploded from over-patience. (see above smiley for referance!)

i roll a craft trapmaking to make a pit with rust monsters to welcome unwanted guests!

Posted on 2010-10-22 at 04:50:27.

Topic: Corrupt a wish
Subject: valhalla blessings plox?


granted your posts are very punny.

i wish for a viking longboat without the vikings as a front lawn ornament!

Posted on 2010-10-22 at 04:47:18.

Topic: Corrupt a wish
Subject: valhalla blessings plox?


granted your posts are very punny.

i wish for a viking longboat without the vikings as a front lawn ornament!

Posted on 2010-10-22 at 04:47:18.

Topic: most silly superpowers
Subject: its like handle animal except its already done!


i can soothe savage beasts, that are already calm!

Posted on 2010-10-21 at 20:48:45.

Topic: Dear Ogre
Subject: the simple things


dear romeo,

wear loincloth, it both outfit and present at same time!

signed,
ogre da fashion masher!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

dear ogre,

my pink boneless cat keeps getting into mischief, and won't stay home, he just goes down drains and keeps bringing back odd items, ranging from gnomes to panties. What do I do?

PS: I don't want to hurt my Choo-Choo Bear!

signed,
Davan

Posted on 2010-10-21 at 20:46:17.

Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: yu know it


it spits out the ultimate adventurer: adam west

i feed it stratego, a light bright, a cat-man suit, robin, a life raft, a pistol, and Meg griffin.

Posted on 2010-10-21 at 20:42:02.

Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: good stuff


it spits out the blue man group OFFICE EDITION!
they're favorite instrument is the keyboard. DONT SMITE ME!!!

i feed it an applaud and the renegade pun police!

Posted on 2010-10-21 at 02:24:31.

Topic: The Skill Check Game
Subject: woo!


natural 20, yu win all his gold teeth!

i roll a survival check to make an intruder roasting bonfire.

Posted on 2010-10-21 at 02:21:21.

Topic: Corrupt a wish
Subject: caw caw!


granted, you are a flaming bird. Yet everyone mistakes you for the human torch, and starts calling yu bad names like "the flamer"

i wish for people to vote on my choose your own adventure game!

Posted on 2010-10-21 at 02:17:20.

Topic: The Wizards' Duel
Subject: arooo


i am the irritated fiendish dire wolverine who rampages over the tangeroctopus with an army of balverines due to the insultive insinuative comments!

Posted on 2010-10-20 at 20:39:24.

Topic: Corrupt a wish
Subject: :)


a portal opens up before you, its The Thing, but all parts that were Ben Grimm are missing, and now its clobberin time to everything!

i wish for a more devilish hollows eve

Posted on 2010-10-20 at 19:30:25.

Topic: The Skill Check Game
Subject: dun tah dun tah


success, you hide well! you dont have to clean up the mess, but... uh oh... *Watches thewiz go in and hurl on strikes shoes.* *shifts back into the private sanctum*

i roll a move silently to creep back into bed

Posted on 2010-10-19 at 04:41:51.

Topic: choose your own adventure (asylum)
Subject: par deux


You run to Ria, using every bit of strength you have you push the door off her. She coughs up a bit of blood and looks to you, her eyes seem fading.

“Kael…” she reaches into her robes and offers an item, a small journal. “It’s what I’ve documented of all the vile beings here, as well as my badge. You can escape with this, run… Get out of here, as soon… As you can…”

Her eyes go blank, as life seeps from her. Mournfully you take the journal, but you know theres not much time. Luckily the front has a brief diagram of the ward, you recall just north is the doctors ward, where all clerics and healers rest when not on duty, and further exam rooms, and the steel door to the north, leading to further sections of the prison. South is further exam rooms, the lab where you concoct several antidotes and experiments to try to fix the ailments of the inmates. At the very south is the chamber where the head warden resides.

Gathering your courage you stand. Then look out the door, the light spell flickers, but there seems to be only a light creaking, as if a door was swinging back and forth in the hall. As you peek outside as stealthily as you can manage, you see no immediate threats. Though it is hard to see. The door to the north seems open, as if forced. The other exam room doors can not be seen from this angle. The main chamber seems closed, but the lab door is the source of the creak as it slightly swings back and forth.

At first glance this is all you can see….


Go to where?

1. North through the door, maybe there is an exit that way.
2. To the lab, there may be someone or something useful in there.
3. The exam rooms, find out more information perhaps on the area.
4. The main chamber. Perhaps Tylon can help
5. Go to the doctors ward, perhaps they have some items or some survivors to help

Posted on 2010-10-18 at 23:15:58.

Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: i pity the food


it spits out mr. T

I feed it a foo.

Posted on 2010-10-18 at 20:16:44.

Topic: Corrupt a wish
Subject: @.@


granted! the ninja realizes lifespring is too hot to handle upon contact, and combusts. well hes still here, just screaming and on fire.

i wish for a utensil to write with, thats made of wood, and has lead in the middle. perhaps something made of rubber to take care of mistakes i made whilst using afformentioned utensil. perhaps a model 2 so its not the primary experimental version.

Posted on 2010-10-18 at 20:13:58.

Topic: Dear Ogre
Subject: and hes got the blues


dear fan,

ogre like, ogre give speshul atograf. bring friend yu no like, me smash with club of choice and give as gift, or i just smash kid, take yu?

signed,
ogre

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

dear ogre,

my wife left me, my dog bit be, my life savings in the stock market just drained, and now im writing this as my house is aflame... whats next?

signed,
Gamov Ur

Posted on 2010-10-18 at 07:35:03.

Topic: The Skill Check Game
Subject: mmm shoe


success, but i think u have to reroll it....

munch munch

i roll a spot check to discover the secret room.

Posted on 2010-10-18 at 06:36:03.

Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: roll out


it spits out sonic the hedgehog

i feed it marios olympic team.

Posted on 2010-10-18 at 06:32:57.

Topic: Corrupt a wish
Subject: topsy turvy


granted you have all the problems, including eternal life, and by some standards marriage, so in this wish you see the downsides n upsides backwards

i wish i could find a ninja.

Posted on 2010-10-18 at 06:29:05.

Topic: Corrupt a wish
Subject: khazzah ha!


granted! you find your players handbook, but someone put it into temporal stasis, and no pagecan be turned.

I wish for a super flea

Posted on 2010-10-17 at 16:47:05.

 


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