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Topic: Corrupt a wish
Subject: And the Cow Jumped Over the Moon.....

Granted, Ody's little Buddy Rocca the Gnome Cleric gave the Bovine a sweet Hawaiian Punch.

One part pineapple juice, one part Papua juice and five parts Good Old Froth-n-Slosh!

Talk about your Cow Tipping.

I wish for a never ending bowl of GRAVY!!!!!!

Posted on 2010-12-18 at 03:52:17.

Topic: Weird War II Q n A
Subject: Waiting until they start killing Kruats......

Now, now, would Doc take advantage of poor widdle Bruty when he injured.

Beside every group needs a psycho, just need to keep him pointed at the enemy, lol.

This will continue to ebb and tide.

The movie moment after they get back from this could be the bar scene where they beat the piss out of each other as they keep drinking and fighting until they pass out.

Oh and Van, Doc just cast "Heal Light Wounds". lol.

Posted on 2010-12-18 at 02:12:44.
Edited on 2010-12-18 at 02:34:32 by Odyson

Topic: Weird War II
Subject: Doing what he does..............

As the pitcher wobbled to a stop, Doc took a look at the greasy kitchen rag Brutal dropped on the floor.
Shaking his head while he opening the medic kit, Jack pulled out a triangle bandage and dipped it in pitcher and rung out the excess water.

He could tell by the even redden on the lady's cheek that she had just taken a mean slap, it would hurt and stay red for a while but that was all there was.

Had she been slugged or pistol whipped the dark heavy swelling and bruising from broken veins or crushed bone under the skin would have already started.

Handing the cool compress to her he said,

"Here, put this on your cheek, it's cool enough to slow to the swelling."

Looking at Brutal as he walked out the door Doc continued,

"Don't worry about him, his bark is worse then his bite! He hasn't killed anything recently and it's making him a tad irritable. With any luck he'll get something killed soon other then us or himself.

Although Doc joked about Brutal, he was really starting worry if the Sarg could handle that loose cannon.

He just can't see anything past the tip of his own nose.

One man with a personal agenda could get them all killed as he just stood there and laughed.

Posted on 2010-12-18 at 01:55:00.
Edited on 2011-01-02 at 14:40:57 by Odyson

Topic: ^ < V game
Subject: Create a Monk

^ Monk-y Maker

< Merry Maker

V Hay Maker

Posted on 2010-12-17 at 03:46:24.

Topic: The Morphing Game
Subject: That Dribble Left A........


Posted on 2010-12-17 at 03:33:33.

Topic: holiday front page art
Subject: Up, Up and Away..........

That is soooooooooooooooooo great.

There's Hot Toddy, Hot Spiced Mead or a Good Old Froth-n-Slosh awaiting you when you're done with Santa.

I just have to assume you actually make it to the sliegh.

Oooooooooo that a long fall if you miss, hope there's a big fluffy snow drift.

Happy Holidays of Our Family to Yours!!!!

Posted on 2010-12-17 at 01:43:57.

Topic: Weird War II
Subject: Save it Baldy........

Jack had finished checking behind cabin and was headed back around to join others in the Cabin. He heard Captain speaking to Brutal.

"Now, get Doc in here so he can look after the Lady's cheek. I'm sure he'll be able to help it from swelling."

Doc saw Brutal step around the corner and wave forward,

"Captain wants you inside, he wants you to tend to the lady."

As Doc started to step past him he grabbed Jack’s arm saying,

"You screwed up Corporal, you compromised us earlier when we approached this cabin. You ever do something like that again and I will bury you. You got me!"

Doc looked into Brutals cold eyes and in a calm voice said,

” Save your bad ass attitude for scaring the woman and children. You’re just lucky that was the only Kruat, and the lady killed him for you. Now go find a bucket of water and rag so we can make nice with the lady.”

Doc walked over to captain,

“It’s all clear outside, that was the only enemy soldier you have to worry about. “

Jack glanced to door where Brutal was still posturing,

“The well is behind cabin Jake, I still need some water for this lady.”

Pulling out his medic’s pouch Doc showed the lady the Red Cross,

“It looks like that Enzo Ferrari wanna be had no manners; may I check your face, Miss?”

Posted on 2010-12-16 at 04:20:35.
Edited on 2010-12-17 at 04:11:33 by Odyson

Topic: Weird War II Q n A
Subject: And now Miss Germany....

Geee, I think there could be a blonde joke in there somewhere, lol.

Posted on 2010-12-16 at 03:22:55.

Topic: The Crimson Crusaders
Subject: The Bead....

Tohmaz had look forward to the visit with Lars and Gisela Haffner .
He had hoped to learn from them more of herbs and healing. Those are the things that would help him care for his clan.
If the clan was ever to succeed this quest they must stay as health as possible.
BluddGinn is a good healer, but he is also a brave and strong fighter and would need Tohmaz to keep him strong. Rhiannon can heal too, but she too will be in the thick of the melee.

When Lars and Gisela told them of the heal gift Tohmaz saw the wisdom in the gift.
A healer will not always be there when a member is beaten down and being able to heal yourself may turn the tide. And if the healer is beaten down then all will suffer.
So with respect and with much graditude Tohmaz received his Crimson Bead.

The bead would blend with the others he had made and currently hung against his chest.
The bead would rest over his heart. The rhythm of his life would pound softly into the bead.

Then Gisela requested that he visit the elder Botkin.
Tohmaz was confused as to why he would be request to tend the aged hero of this community.
The Shaman was honored but what could a simple servant of Atira do for the patriarch of these people.

Looking at the Tome that had been presented to him Tohmaz said,

“I am honored to visit the namesake of this fair town. Let them know I will be there mid afternoon tomorrow.”

Posted on 2010-12-16 at 02:45:01.
Edited on 2010-12-19 at 15:35:05 by Odyson

Topic: Crimson Crusaders QnA
Subject: To the Keep?

Well this is interesting, Tohmaz going to see the elder Botkin.
I was planning for Tohmas to rise before dawn each of next six days and go to the Oak Tree in the Oak Grove to read his book. He'll take some food and water with him for breakfast and lunch. He feels that being near the tree would also bring him close to his Goddess, Atira.

Now he will visit the Keep and Clement mid afternoon the first day after their visits to the locations for their gifts. I'm not sure if Clement can be strengthened by Altira in a Rain Dance ceremony, but if he his condition in NOT natural aging then maybe she can cure him and clear his mind.

When you say fully cure, does mean limb regrowth? There's a one armed guy in the Keep that might like to dance too. He would be a great help to an old man to help him dance for two hours. Perhaps the son and daughter of the farmer Mertin von Stock could also help then Tohmaz will visit them and their father later in the week to speak of Atira's blessings to his farm and maybe find out some thing of Mertin's secret.

If Clement is too old to dance then I'll invoke the name of Atira and if she comes then I'll ask her to heal this brave defender of her lands.

If Tohmaz makes level 4 before we leave I was planning to offer the Halfling settlement a some plant growth to strength the hedge and to the von Stock garden, shoot maybe just a general area spell to help all the local farmers.

Just happened to think that it makes sense that Tohmaz would stop by the Tinkers and ask about the lands they have traveled and what they have seen.

And spend some more time at the House of D'Amter to learn more of herbs and healing. Also as to what animal parts they want and what herbs. He plans to spend time collecting such items to make a Medicine Man's pouch for each member but each one takes a month to complete. He can set some aside for Lars and Gisela Haffner.

Posted on 2010-12-15 at 02:56:24.
Edited on 2010-12-18 at 21:19:21 by Odyson

Topic: The Crimson Crusaders
Subject: For His Clan......

Tohmaz enjoyed having a grand meal he had not had to find and prepare himself, although so much food seemed to be a waste, that was the way of the city dwellers.
The city officials seemed to be very pleased with themselves.
But he did not hear them say how they served their people. Tohmaz felt a pang in his heart as these men who were supposed to protect and defend the people of this town made excuses as why they were not worthy of their concern.
They seemed more concerned that treasure be brought to them instead of clearing the evil and the taint from the lands.

How could they miss that the true treasure was the land and its people.

Tohmaz had just found his clan and these people ignored their own.
He suppressed the growing anger, he knew that in time they would be swept away by their own ignorance and greed.
The new clan of eight had to bear this foolishness; there was a need that they were there to fill.
If the taint remained on the land this petty group would continue to grow in power, because they survived on the fear of the people and hoped to grow rich on the valor of other.

When the Dwarven War Cleric stood and spoke straight and plain Tohmaz felt that he was testing the word of these “Officials”.
Although he was not sure they needed all of the item BluddGrinn had asked for, he felt he needed to support his new clansman.
So when it was his chance, he stood and addressed the “Officials”.

“I am Tohmaz, these eight are now my clan. My request is first to be sure that the needs of my clan are filled. BludGgrinn knows the needs of battle and has clearly stated these item. He also said we each need rations for 5 weeks, but we will require the things make a camp. I believe the drivers you found for us will help maintain our camp. So I have built on the Cleric’s list and these are the items to make our camp. The wagon will need a cook box that will include:” Tohmaz then spoke his list.

Cooking Utensils
• Table Spoon
• Measuring Cups
• Measuring Spoons
• Spatula
• Ladle
• Large Spoon
• Slotted Spoon
• Clever
• Paring Knife
• Cutting Surface
• Large Fork
• Tongs
• Large Fry Pan
• Small Fry Pan
• 12 Plates
• 12 Mugs
• 12 Dinning Forks
• 12 Soup Spoons
• 2 Fry Pan handle
• 2 Quart Pot with lid
• 4 Quart Pot with lid
• 8 - Quart Pot with lid
• 2 - Hot Pot Tongs
• 4 Quart Large Tea Pot
• 1 Pot Tripod with chain
• 1 Griddle
• 1 Cooking Grill

Food Supplies
• 1 Pound Sugar
• 1 Quart Honey
• 1Pound Salt
• Spices
• 1 Large Barrel of Flour
• 1 Large Barrel of Corn Meal
• 1 Large Barrel of Rice
• 1 Large Barrel of Dried Beans
• 1 Large Barrel of Cured Bacon
• 1 Large Barrel Cured of Hams
• 1 Large Barrel of Cured Salted Fish
• 5 Bushels Potatoes
• 5 Bushels Apples
• 5 Bushel Turnips
• 5 Bushel Carrots
• 25 Gallon Barrel of Water
• 1 Large Barrel Beer
• 5 Cases Wine

Camp Supplies
• 1 camp saw
• 1 ax
• 1 hatchet
• 1 file•
• 1 sharpening stone
• Trail Dining Fly (10' X 12')
• Dining Fly Ropes
• Dining Fly Poles
• Dining Fly Stakes
• 100 ft of 3/16" or 1/4" solid-braid rope
• 1 roll of bailing twine
• 1 roll waxed string
• 12 spare tent pegs
• 1 tent & pack repair kit
• 1 threaded sewing awl for field repair of packs and tents
• 2 Pair "Fire" Gloves
• Set of Wash Buckets (3 diff sizes)
• 50 Tinder Boxes
• 10 water skins,
• 20 bars of soap,
• 5 flasks of oil (1 pint each)

When he was finished with the needs of his clan Tohmaz again addressed the “Officials”.

“I too will need some personal items among them are trousers, vest, soft boots, 5 heavy bows, 60 quivers of arrows (12 in each quiver), 3 throwing axes, two strong sheath knives with sheath, a belt with hip utility pouches, 50 bandages , a medicine pouch with herbs and salves, 1 flint & steel, 50 tinder boxes of 10 fires each. “

"I will need a horse with light tack. A swift and agile animal, raised on the plains and skilled in battle and stealth."

“But most of all I would request a strong Staff. It should be six feet in length and six inches around. It will be made of balance unflawed Ash and clad with iron for six inches over each end.”

“The others are skilled with the sword, but I will defend my clan to the death with the strong wood of my Goddess’s forest.”

Nodding to his clan Tohmaz took his seat and continued his meal.

Posted on 2010-12-13 at 03:10:53.
Edited on 2010-12-13 at 04:13:38 by Odyson

Topic: A Visit From Face Lickolas
Subject: Such an Honor......

Gosh, Ody got a mention; I feel so honored.
That was a great poem.
You folks are so creative it's a blast to get to be part of all of this.

Everybody Sing:
(Tune of "Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree")

Old Froth-n-Slosh.
Thy Frosty Mugs We Adore Thee.

Old Froth-n-Slosh
Thy Foamy Pitcher, We Pour Thee.

Stale Pale Ale, So Chilled and Light.
Foam on the Bottom, That just ain't Right.

Old Froth-n-Slosh.
We Swig You Down, Then Run To Pee.

Posted on 2010-12-11 at 01:35:57.
Edited on 2010-12-11 at 01:39:52 by Odyson

Topic: Weird War II Q n A
Subject: Dead, dead, dead?????

Hey Al,hitting the Eggnog a little early?

Hmmm... hiding in the trunk, just like the good old days of sneaking into the drive-in.

But maybe just a tad of recon on the Castle before we boldly go where go GI has gone before. There is something fishy about the missing farm family. Maybe drive up near, hide the car, recon, then use the Trogenmobil to get in. In any case it looks like we'll need a bunch of 20 rolls to pull this off.

"Nien, don't look in trunk, it's just full of dirty clothes."

Posted on 2010-12-11 at 00:44:25.
Edited on 2010-12-11 at 01:01:45 by Odyson

Topic: Crimson Crusaders QnA
Subject: Sent you a PM...

Bri I sent you information a PM to go along with my post.

I hope you're feeling better soon. You don't need to be feeling crummy for the holidays.

Does Tohmaz need to come out to California and try some healing on you there???????????

Posted on 2010-12-10 at 01:58:00.

Topic: Welcome to our newest Innmate!
Subject: Cool.....

And before you know it, it'll have it's eyes open.

Ain't it cute!

But only one is small litter.

Posted on 2010-12-09 at 21:32:47.

Topic: Crimson Crusaders QnA
Subject: Sorry not posting to the breakfast....

I'll get something down soon.

I've been a bit busy, I start a new job with a new company on the 13th.

I haven't been very creative the past few days as I've been wrapping up things at my current job.
When I get home I've just been mentally fried.

But I got some ideas and need to find some support information. Putting together a shopping list.

I feel the Tohmaz will oversee the drivers and probaly the supplies for the meals.

I would like start making a Shaman's pouch for each Crusader and I need to find the materials and how long each will take. A reasonalbe degree of effort goes into each to have them caring the magic they bring to the receipient.

Posted on 2010-12-09 at 17:59:04.

Topic: Weird War II Q n A
Subject: Okie dokie.....

I think Ody is still stuck in the out house, lol.

I've been a bit busy too, I'm changing jobs so it's been bit hectic.

You all have a great holiday.

May God Bless You and Keep You,
Make His Eyes To Shine Upon You
And Be Gracious Unto You
And Give You Peace!

Posted on 2010-12-07 at 03:02:40.

Topic: The Crimson Crusaders
Subject: After the Rain Dance....

The Trail of Tears ceremony wound to it’s conclusion. Rhiannon had followed the trail of sprinkled water that Tohmaz let drop on the boats deck as he had chanted to his Goddess.
Tohmaz was pleased that the Cleric had aided the Amazon to give the strength she needed to complete the “Rain Dance”.
Rhiannon now stood straight and strong, she was fully healed and Tohman felt the joy that he had been able to be a part of that healing.

Some of the Crusaders had joined in the dance and Tohmaz had felt the bond grow and knew now in his heart he had found his clan.

He had falsely assumed his clan had to be of the people of his tribes and now understood the words he had been taught as his Shamans pledge.

While the seven other Crusaders were still gathered Tohmas stretched out his arm and addressed them.

“ Thank you, for allowing me to aide you, I had come on the crusade to help restore the lands that have been defiled by the dark creatures that drove out my ancestors.
I believed I would never have a clan to serve and would only try to do the will of my Goddess to heal her lands and creatures.

As you have come together to help each other I now believe I see the truth of my Training.

When a member of my people chooses the way of the Shaman they are taught to lead, but not to command.

We are not battle commanders, but loyal followers that hold up those around us.
We are taught to help calm the chaos so that the way can be followed.
We are taught to advise, to heal, to comfort, to provide and to defend our clan.
We are taught to do this with the joy in our heart that comes from unselfish service.

So if you shall have me, I pledge myself to this clan of eight.

In the words of my people,

Wimachtendienk, Wingolauksik, Witahemui.

Brotherhood, Cheerfulness, Service.

Posted on 2010-12-06 at 18:41:14.

Topic: most silly superpowers
Subject: Bloody good!

I can dramatically improve my attitude by drinking several concoctions of tomato juice, spices and distilled potatoes.
Bloody good!

Posted on 2010-12-05 at 16:46:26.

Topic: Corrupt a wish
Subject: Terveydelle.......

Granted, but they are all in the DragonChat Chat room lounge where the Innmates have been enjoying grand amounts of "Good Old Froth-n-Slosh" and you must be 18 or older to enter the bar.

But never fear maybe Chessy will open a "Cheesycheese" and you can find some there.

I wish that current company will give me an additional weeks pay in my severance package.

Posted on 2010-12-05 at 16:36:32.

Topic: The Morphing Game
Subject: Did his paint come in .......


Posted on 2010-12-05 at 16:21:19.

Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: Don't hang that near an open flame..........

It spit out Grugg's Christmas Stocking which perfectly matched the the smell of the work shoes. I believe there was even a little lasagna still stuffed in the toe.

I fed it a bottle Champagne, a Tiki torch and a partridge in a plum tree.

Posted on 2010-12-05 at 16:17:27.
Edited on 2010-12-17 at 03:38:08 by Odyson

Topic: The One Word Game
Subject: Sorry, but you need the receipt....


Posted on 2010-12-05 at 16:05:34.

Topic: Who Owns Rusty Dull Swords? (W.O.R.D.S.)
Subject: Serenade


(Pit and Lifespring, the "New" Burns and Allen ? "Say Goodnight Lifey!")

Posted on 2010-12-05 at 16:02:04.

Topic: The Skill Check Game
Subject: OOOOpsy....

Success, you are able to get over to the armoire, open it up and slip inside without anyone noticing. As you slip off your bathrobe you look up and see a crimson face Ody in his human form also changing as he prepares to go to his new job.

I roll a Fortitude check, oh isn't it obvious why?

Posted on 2010-12-05 at 15:52:41.

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