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Topic: The Wizards' Duel
Subject: Hey this will work better and see how pretty white it is....


I'm the cement that Gnomish Engineers didn't put in the concrete, because they thought talcum powder would mix faster, and the steps crumble under the Dwarves weight.

Posted on 2010-10-09 at 18:38:52.

Topic: Blatantly Obvious Lies
Subject: Holy Hand Grenade, Pitman


Obviously your mother is a hamster because there are not any references to Monty Python used at Red Dragon Inn.

You would have to cross the Bridge of Death to find any references to Monty Python.

It would need to be something totally different than a reference to Monty Python.

You could be a beggar for six generations and not find a Monty Python reference here.

Here just let me got you a drink.

Nothing like a good glass of Chateau le Shlasseler, eh, Guissay?

BTW love your Norwegian Blue, Yeah, remarkable bird the Norwegian Blue, beautiful plumage, innit?



Why are puns such a target for smiting?

Posted on 2010-10-09 at 18:26:49.

Topic: The One Word Game
Subject: Don't watch that.....


About

Posted on 2010-10-09 at 15:18:32.

Topic: The Morphing Game
Subject: Hit it.......


Road

Posted on 2010-10-09 at 15:15:23.

Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: 8>}


It spit and new wine cooler commercial for "Bratle & James" with Keanu wearing the ball cap and playing the part of Ed.
"And we thank you for your support!"


I fed it a Milk Bone, Catnip and a Colt 45.

Posted on 2010-10-09 at 15:05:17.

Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: Hello...... hello............hello.................hello............................................


into the Grand.......

Posted on 2010-10-09 at 14:44:21.

Topic: The Game
Subject: Wait isn't this the original?


This is the game I lost, not the other one, but does this mean I've then both?



Posted on 2010-10-09 at 00:33:43.

Topic: Pungeon Master
Subject: Ban Man, da da da da da da, da, da, Ban Man


So you're saying you need to refer to the contract to cut people.

So that make the contract a "ban-aid" for cut people?



Posted on 2010-10-08 at 23:36:18.

Topic: Pungeon Master
Subject: Be still my heart.


OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know that Olan is way ahead of me,that is GREAT!
I feel ashamed I didn't come up with it, lol.
Oh, Lyra thank you.

Yes, it would be a cool shirt.

And PIT!!! You do me so proud!!!!
A +1 for wit and wisdom.

I feel so humbled to be in presents of such great minds and talent.

So where do all the Great Pungeon Masters gather?

Why the Pun-derosa Ranch!
Where the tales are taller than the trees!




Posted on 2010-10-08 at 17:07:07.

Topic: Weird War II
Subject: But the house........


When Brutal dished up his bowl of chicken and dumplings, Doc took seconds.
They both finished about the same time and searched the house as the others dug in for their share.

Doc looked for anything that might be useful that he could easily carry.
He found a few match boxes, some candles, a bar of soap, some iodine but the pickings were pretty slim.

He did find a hip flask in the farmer’s dresser and when he came across a bottle of Asbach brandy in the dining room, he took a taste.

“Damn, this is good stuff”, it was a lot smoother than the raisin jack his stepfather used to make back home, but he knew they needed it as disinfectant.

For medical purposes”, he sighed to himself.

Doc filled the flask and slipped it into his pocket.
He then carefully nestled the bottle in his pack.

Hell maybe we’ll even find something to celebrate before this is over.

Doc searched back through the kitchen before heading out to the barn.
The only food worth taking was some apples.

When he got to the barn he passed them out the men.

After the Captain and Sarg went to loft Doc watched Brutal plop down on a pile hay.
Doc scuffed around the floor and poked at the hay before finding a place to rest.

He’d been in barns before they were filled with mice and the snakes that would come in there for an easy meal.

Those horrible, scaly, slithering things would seem to come out of nowhere.

God Damn I hate those things. There was a perfectly good house over there and we have to sleep in the barn with the snakes. Doc would have rathered sleep out in the open than in there with the snakes.


Posted on 2010-10-08 at 16:45:03.

Topic: The One Word Game
Subject: Ewwwww..........


Hair

Posted on 2010-10-07 at 16:27:25.

Topic: The One Word Game
Subject: 8>P


Pit
(My Old Buddy, Big Red)

Posted on 2010-10-07 at 14:28:24.

Topic: Last one to post wins - Part II
Subject: I like Gin.


But does the little worm keep it from being virgin?



Posted on 2010-10-07 at 14:26:27.

Topic: The Morphing Game
Subject: What I am....


Bear

Posted on 2010-10-07 at 14:23:38.

Topic: The Morphing Game
Subject: i have a big one..


Seat

Posted on 2010-10-07 at 14:19:39.

Topic: Last one to post wins - Part II
Subject: Wheeeeeeee.....


Rum x2 ? that's good too!

O.

{is that E. or an M. that has passed out?}

Posted on 2010-10-07 at 14:17:34.

Topic: ^ < V game
Subject: 8>+


^ Return of the Silver tongued Devil

< Enter the Fuzzy Brained

V Exit Laughing

Posted on 2010-10-06 at 16:53:16.

Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: 8>o


and waking the...

Posted on 2010-10-06 at 16:46:59.

Topic: The One Word Game
Subject: Angery Beaver........


Daggett


It may have been on Nickelodeon but it was a cartoon for big people too.

(Nope I got right.)

Daggett Doofus Beaver: Daggett (usually nicknamed as "Dag") is the younger twin brother of Norbert (by four minutes). Hyperactive and immature, Daggett has a habit of over-emphasized and manic motions as well as a potent penchant for name-calling. He shares with his brother a typical brotherly love-hate relationship, supporting and antagonizing his elder sibling as his mood requires. While he is occasionally capable of intellectual competence, he is generally overshadowed by his brother when faced with challenges that require mental capacity. He is voiced by Richard Steven Horvitz.

Posted on 2010-10-06 at 16:44:51.
Edited on 2010-10-07 at 17:07:16 by Odyson

Topic: The Morphing Game
Subject: How sad.....


Tear

Posted on 2010-10-06 at 16:40:03.

Topic: Last one to post wins - Part II
Subject: Ho, Ho........


You betcha! And they're FREE!!!!!!



Posted on 2010-10-06 at 16:37:25.

Topic: Loaded Dice #58: Here I Come to Save the Day
Subject: Hero Worship....


Well then if we can't give Rich an "Ody" shirt then I need to get Ody a "Rich" shirt! lol

Rich is my HERO!

Posted on 2010-10-06 at 14:40:49.

Topic: Weird War II Q n A
Subject: 8>o


Ehrp! Well I'll just have to PUN-ce on them and PUN-d them into the ground!!



Posted on 2010-10-06 at 14:36:30.

Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: Momma Mia!


It spit a bowl of spumoni.

I feed it an egg shell, two tacks, 4 washers and a box of jello.

Posted on 2010-10-06 at 14:31:07.

Topic: Last one to post wins - Part II
Subject: ????


With a prize inside?

Posted on 2010-10-06 at 14:26:05.

 
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