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Topic: CALLING ALL INN MEMBERS!
Subject: The Princess Guardian....


The fuzzy Old werebear would be Honored to Stand Vigil by his Princess Ali. Are you old enough for a foamy frosty mug of Good Old Froth-n-slosh?

Posted on 2010-08-21 at 01:26:02.

Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: Or was that the Rolling Headstones??????


It spit out a "Planet Hollywood" Cafe in Zombieland. Tonight's guest performers are The Grateful Dead.


I fed it a cheez-it, a sunflower and a bag of marbles.

Posted on 2010-08-20 at 21:37:57.

Topic: The Wizards' Duel
Subject: My little slave.....


I am Kurtulmak the kobold god and I have imprisoned you.

Posted on 2010-08-20 at 21:29:13.

Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: Arrrrr..............


resembling battle dreadlocks.

Posted on 2010-08-20 at 21:09:41.

Topic: The One Word Game
Subject: Where to catch it....


station

Posted on 2010-08-20 at 21:04:32.

Topic: Five Lines of Rhyme
Subject: Dicey..........


Hobolyra has charmed us from the start,

With the elegance and craft of her art.

Seeming so sweet, so demur,

So wholesome , so pure.

Until her “Breast Weapon” blow us apart!






Posted on 2010-08-20 at 14:41:55.

Topic: Five Lines of Rhyme
Subject: Five Lines of Rhyme


Let's flex our creative funny bones. Can you come up with an original limerick that will get the Inn Mates smiling. Remember this a family place so don't do anything that would get you thumped by our Eagle eyed staffers.

Ok, so here's the first and I have already sent it to "You Know Who".

There once was this Elf from the Inn,
His slobber would roll down his chin.
He would rampage with glee,
As he pounced upon thee,
Facelicking you with a grin.



Posted on 2010-08-19 at 17:06:09.

Topic: Who Owns Rusty Dull Swords? (W.O.R.D.S.)
Subject: Yetis


Yellow Electronic Trombones Invoking Serendipity

Posted on 2010-08-19 at 16:46:32.

Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: Even cuter......


the braids would...

Posted on 2010-08-19 at 16:38:06.

Topic: The One Word Game
Subject: But they look GOOD....


Tuxedo

Posted on 2010-08-19 at 16:25:24.

Topic: Another Newbee
Subject: Ok, Official Welcome this time!


I think I'm starting to see a trend of 2.0 players speaking up. I'm trying to learn 3.5 and 4.0 to be able to get into games. But we may see more variety in 2.0 starting to creep up. Rules as guide lines and no Rule Lawyers has been how I've played most of my table top gaming. Well hope to see you around the Inn.

Posted on 2010-08-19 at 10:51:58.

Topic: I GOT INTO UNIVERSITY
Subject: Real School.


Upward and Onward! Great news.
Remember, read everything.
You're greatest chance for success is read the text book. Lectures are meant to be supplimental not primary.
Sit in the front of the room so no one distracts you.
Do your assignments before you go out drinking.



Posted on 2010-08-19 at 10:35:30.

Topic: ~Shards of Cyre~ Q&A
Subject: We're off.


Alrighty then, I've posted and I've screwed up. So that's done now. I 'll follow suit now if others will start posting. If don't see something soon I'll go into a monolog.

Does anyone want to pick a place to stay?

Posted on 2010-08-18 at 21:38:48.

Topic: LD Filler: Roll For Save
Subject: Too much T and not enough A???????


I thought T&A stood for Treasure and Adventure.

Who would ask for less Treasure?

Have I been gaming too long?

I'm really looking forward to the Inn Picture now.
Woo woo the Inn Mates are going to look great!



Posted on 2010-08-18 at 16:56:05.

Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: Do I know you....


actually weirdly resembled...

Posted on 2010-08-18 at 16:44:00.
Edited on 2010-08-20 at 21:07:51 by Odyson

Topic: The Morphing Game
Subject: Instead go Barnstorming and fly......


Solo

Posted on 2010-08-17 at 21:33:12.

Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: 8>)


for combing it's

Posted on 2010-08-17 at 21:27:46.

Topic: The One Word Game
Subject: Unless you're from...


Alaska

Posted on 2010-08-17 at 21:25:39.

Topic: LD Filler: Roll For Save
Subject: Naw Al, I'm here in the Gutter Too........


This can degenerate really quickly.

Do I need to Roll for Initiative? there won't be need for a Will Save, because IWould, lol.

Maybe Al and I could set up another site, The Red Lantern Inn.

Thank you lyra for giving this Old Bear's heart a jump start.

Ok, I'll go back to work now.


Posted on 2010-08-17 at 16:26:50.
Edited on 2010-08-17 at 16:27:31 by Odyson

Topic: LD Filler: Roll For Save
Subject: Smite me for what I'm thinking......


I keep getting smited for for my puns, BUT this time I'm just smitten, sigh.

Is she rolling a d38?

Do I ever still love 2.0.

Reminds my of stupifying Jones from Li'l Abner.





Posted on 2010-08-17 at 14:18:41.
Edited on 2010-08-17 at 16:10:33 by Odyson

Topic: The Expendables (2010)
Subject: It's about time....


Great to hear. I'm tired of all the kiddy shows, chick flicks and try to scare you movies.

Yeah, a real MAN'S movie!

Now if can get my wife to let me go see it.


Posted on 2010-08-17 at 02:18:47.

Topic: ~Shards of Cyre~
Subject: Jym Enen


Jym hung back as the tall ones give their names to the guards. It had been evident since the night he had seen Illian and Grr’Nak in the Lonely Arms Inn that they were leaders and not to be trifled with. Lillie, the barmaid had told Jym that they had been telling their tales of their wanderings and that they were looking for some able souls seeking adventure. Lillie knew Jym wanted to leave the fort to find out who he was and she also knew he still feared traveling alone. Jym had approached their table to inquire if he might join their party. The Bugbear looked at him with disdain but the human had been polite. They listened to his request to join them when they left the fort. The Bugbear questioning him as to why they should consider him. How could they know he would be loyal to the group? Jym simply said he had no one else to be loyal to, so there would be no conflicts. They must have inquired about the fort about the Gnome know as Jym Enen because two days later Jym received a simple note stating he should join them at the gate at sunrise, they would be leaving the fort.

Jym packed his essentials and told the smith he was leaving. Jym thanked the smith for helping him recover his physical life and would always be indebted to him. Smith took this as a great honor thanking Jym and then presented Jym with a gift he had been preparing for this day. A finely crafted suit of leather studded armor. It had been tailored to be worn under his shirt and jacket for concealment. It was strong yet lightweight. A fine sword, axe and dagger which Jym had made along with the bow and a quiver of arrows were also among the item the smith gave him. The soldiers that had saved Jym ordered them made and had instructed the smith save them for Jym and present them to him when he finally gained his courage back to leave the fort.

When Jym finally gave his name to the guard the guard looked down at him saying “That’s a rather short name for a Gnome.”

“Well I’m a rather short fellow,” Jym replied.

Merimac chuckled because Jym was still taller than him and Glub just let out a grunt. They were still getting use to Jym’s quips.

“What’s your business in New Cyre, besides being a smart-aleck, which can get you tossed right out if’n you’re not careful.” The guard said roughly.

Pointing to the Human and the Bugbear, "I'm with them."

Stammering slightly the guard said, “Well they had better keep an eye on you.”

Grr’Nak turned and started walking into the city. "That's alright,I like the taste of gnome. Hopefully he will do something, and give me an excuse to satisfy by stomach."

Jym kept his mouth shut this time and followed behind the hairy Monk, he still wasn’t sure when the Monk was joking and the Monk liked keeping it that way.


Posted on 2010-08-17 at 02:02:41.
Edited on 2010-08-18 at 20:23:55 by Odyson

Topic: New glasses
Subject: Good Ol Bifunkies.......


I've had bi-focal for while. But I'm far sighted and my vision keeps pushing away. I got blended lenses the last time. I found that they give one spot of focus and I have to move my head to keep things in focus. I used to do fine detail work like engraving, but not anymore. I had a wide field of vision so it makes me nuts to have just one spot.
Well best of luck with your glasses, it's better than all blurry all the time.

Posted on 2010-08-16 at 23:47:20.

Topic: The Wizards' Duel
Subject: "There's a sucker born every minute"


I am Phineas Taylor Barnum and I've caged ManBearPig as one of my money making freak side shows.

(That Pit fellow would bring in some dough too,lol.)

Posted on 2010-08-16 at 14:16:30.

Topic: I wish...
Subject: So Big.....


"I wish I was a grown-up superhero."

Granted! You are now the Superhero known as "Big Baby". You use toxic diapers and bottles of formula. The formula causes the bad guys to slip and the toxic diapers stick them to the ground until the police arrive. You are so cute in your yellow sun bonnet!!!!

I wish I was a championship level D&D player.

Posted on 2010-08-16 at 02:08:52.
Edited on 2010-08-16 at 02:09:43 by Odyson

 
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