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Topic: Voyages of the Rocinante - Firefly RPG QnA
Subject: Sunday

If I haven't posted by end of day Sunday, I will have Cathy spank me soundly.

Posted on 2009-04-24 at 12:26:09.

Topic: This was hell
Subject: getting

“Where did you go? Herman asked Cat, while they moved. “And more importantly: where will WE go?”

“I…” Cathedral paused, not knowing how to explain. “I went back, I think, for a moment. Hospital somewhere. I was doing something – a procedure and it went wrong. The patient died…” It all sounded too weird to him Then why am I here? Not her?

He plodded on, saying words that came to him although they didn’t seem to make sense as he said them. “We aren’t in the dreamscape. If we can get to the dreamscape, I can create a portal and get us back .” or me at least. I never had passengers before.

But how? Cathedral didn’t know. “Listen. Let’s see if this place is eidetically protoplasmic. Everyone think that over this hill is a grassy plain. Just picture a grassy plain and concentrate hard upon the image. What am I doing? Dreamscape? Protoplasmic?

Posted on 2009-04-23 at 14:46:47.

Topic: Star Trek: The Guardian Saga Q&A
Subject: Sorry dude

I've been swamped at work for the last two weeks. Programs galore. Should settle down now until months end when it will be inventory.

Posted on 2009-04-23 at 12:09:31.

Topic: Voyages of the Rocinante - Firefly RPG QnA
Subject: Boom

I see a possible jail break in your future. But maybe Wyatt and Willow can talk the sheriff into letting you go.

BTW - Sudden busy-ness at work has slowed down my posting. Hopefully today if I can scratch out some time.

Posted on 2009-04-23 at 12:06:58.
Edited on 2009-04-23 at 12:08:11 by Alacrity

Topic: The Return of Yana
Subject: a what in a what

I'm still stuck in the salad on a roller coaster metaphor.

Nice to see you again Yana. Always a pleasure to see your artwork.

Posted on 2009-04-21 at 20:14:35.

Topic: WotC E-books
Subject: really

Because forcing people to play by their lousy rules has worked for them so often in the past. TSR was. and WotC is the Microsoft of the RPG world.

We should rebel and all switch back to 2e! Who's with me? Books? We don't need no stinking books!

Clothing optional, Dice mandatory! To battle!

Posted on 2009-04-21 at 20:12:56.
Edited on 2009-04-21 at 20:13:16 by Alacrity

Topic: Voyages of the Rocinante - Firefly RPG QnA
Subject: The GL

Okay here’s how the books look

You received 1000 credits for the Ice
You received 500 credits for saving the banks
Willow did some fine bartering work and got you 170 credits for the rum and chocolate
You will get 800 for the passengers there and back
Income: 2470 credits

You paid 480 for repairs to Ship/Boat
Fixing the Mule didn’t cost you
50 for port fees
50 for the septic flush and fresh water
3 for new hat
50 for new ballistic vest
Basic kitchen reload (think: passengers) 200
Ammo restock - 17

Expenses: 850

Future Income - 3000 credits for Ice
Future Expense - Fuel refill for Roc - 600
Proper Maintenance - 480 ( more for new parts)

Now I will do a huge "woof" post soon (honestly) and you will be on Beylix. Is there anything you wish to do before takeoff (which I will assume will be in the evening of the same day you are in)? Otherwise I will assume you go about your day and head out. I hope that Robert will post again soon. Blammm is out until I hear otherwise. YeOlde has expressed desire to continue as The Professor.

Posted on 2009-04-20 at 21:44:03.
Edited on 2009-04-20 at 21:49:17 by Alacrity

Topic: WotC E-books
Subject: However

it is illegal to make a copy of your D&D books and give it to your friend. Carries a 5 digit fine to the copier alone in Canada.

Posted on 2009-04-20 at 18:34:31.

Topic: WotC E-books
Subject: I agree

I fully agree with Bromern about the issue of copyright and materials written. We should not be party to any illegal distribution of W0TC stuff.

I just wish they would release the old stuff that you can't find copies easily.

Posted on 2009-04-20 at 16:45:41.

Topic: Last one to post wins - Part II
Subject: It's Grugg's fault

It's all Grugg's fault. Everything is Grugg's fault. Volcanoes, common cold, Pamela Anderson - all Grugg's fault.

Posted on 2009-04-15 at 19:54:33.

Topic: Last one to post wins - Part II
Subject: Last one to post wins - Part II

Finally Grugg hits 5000 posts! Woohoo! Congrats to Grugg and also to Fletch who was the last one to post. So let's start over ....

This is a very simple concept. If you have the last post in this topic, you win.

So post!

Posted on 2009-04-15 at 19:06:09.

Topic: Resurrection of YeOlde
Subject: Wlecome back dude

Good to see you again. Despite what it looks like, Rocinante is still going.

Posted on 2009-04-14 at 16:13:07.

Topic: Tricky Trekkie Trivia
Subject: Please

Kirk is considered to be born in Iowa.

His Brother's name is George, but James called him Sam based his middle name.

Okay... hehehe

What is the response to the command authorization code "queen to queen's level 3"?


What was the name of the planet upon which Kirk and Scotty used the above mentioned Command authorization code?

Posted on 2009-04-09 at 12:39:07.

Topic: Who Owns Rusty Dull Swords? (W.O.R.D.S.)
Subject: G.O.N.G.S

Girls Opposed to Neutering Guys Severely

Posted on 2009-04-06 at 10:58:51.

Topic: New T-shirt design announcements
Subject: new designs

Thief in Training
1. Check for traps
2. Remove any traps you find
3. Open door/chest/cabinet/etc

Do not change order of tasks.

(Says it all, really)

Yes, I'm a Damsel.
Yes, I'm in Distress.
No thanks. I'll save myself.

*Pirate Crossbones symbol*
To Booty....

Chaotic Neutral
The ADD of AD&D

Posted on 2009-04-03 at 15:14:53.

Topic: Alacrity LOA
Subject: the time has come, the Walrus said, to talk of many things....

As you all know, I have been absent from the inn for a short time. I have been trying to find balance in my life between work, children and personal goals. As you can imagine, it isn't easy. Honestly, I am dealing with many issues on a personal level and I won't bore you with the petty details.

So what does this have to do with you? Well I can not keep up with the games I am playing. Every weekend I am fighting to have a few moments on the computer and I don't write that fast. As a DM, I put a lot of work and time into the games, which I think shows, but I don't have that luxury anymore. I also fret over being able to produce good writing, stories and plotlines. It's my nature, and I don't think it is gonna change now.

So I have decided to step back from the inn for awhile, probably a long while. I will still be around (I have to delete the "last one to Post Wins" thread someday) but not as a major player in the games or the day to day administration. I would resign as a site admin but I know Olan won't accept it. As time goes by, I will be back. I'm always available by email (addiction) or facebook.

The fallout:
I will not be starting the high level campaign I had begun to gather players for. No big loss as it didn't get going.

I am stopping CWWLLO. Sorry, but there is a lack of posting in this game and it is the one game I put the most time and prep into.

I am torn over Rocinante. I love this game and the characters. The module is already written so there isn't much work involved, but the loss of Robert and Blammm make it hard to move the game. I will continue it with only Bro, Tann and Cat but it would be better with more people. However if we continue it will end at the conclusion of this module.

I will continue as a player in Bromern's Star Trek and Almerin's Hell. This will hold me on the inn for awhile.


Posted on 2009-04-02 at 13:42:46.

Topic: Last one to post here wins! 2.0 - HOAX
Subject: EXCEPT....

Grugg has magically jumped up by 1000 posts. Not sure why but I now have diplomatic impunity to purge this thread.


When to do many choices....

Posted on 2009-04-02 at 12:20:41.

Topic: Last one to post here wins! 2.0 - HOAX
Subject: What! I'm sueing!

I've been robbed! I wanted to purge it so the post counts would drop. I have been robbed of my joyous evilness!


Posted on 2009-04-01 at 10:22:41.

Topic: Star Trek: The Guardian Saga
Subject: I'm a doctor dammit, not a stealthy ninja

"Ok," Ral began then took a breath and continued, "We are on our own. The L.T. is dead, we have less then eight hours of life support left. We can't contact the Guardian. We have to find shelter.” Ral looked to Pierce, "Doc, the L.T. said something about a facility to the north east. I think we need to head out and now before Curzon's device fails and that fighter finishes us off."

The doctor nodded his head, “He said that there has to be a Dominion facility nearby. Shuttle sensors detected a large energy signatures five or so kilometres north east of our position. He suggested this was the only way we could contact Guardian. Unless Ensign Shral here can whip up a communicator out of phaser parts as well?”

Everyone was in agreement. They were to abandon their defensive position and make for the coordinates that Lt. Kavk had indicated before his death. There was not much else they could do, but it didn’t sit well with the doctor. “One does not simply walk into Dominion outposts. Its airlocks are guarded by more than just sensors. There are the Jem’Hadar there that do not sleep and they are ever watchful.” He said quietly as they prepared to leave. “We have to try but a direct assault would be folly.”

For two hours they moved across the terrain, lead by Ensign Goodhart who was willing to take point. Then there was the signal to stop and they all waited, holding breath to hear if something approached. Pierce stopped and waited, wondering what it was that the Ensign saw but to fearful of calling out to him.

Posted on 2009-03-31 at 02:14:40.

Topic: This was hell
Subject: It's raining men

“I haven’t seen any other people… alive anyway. But I’m sure there must be more.”

Then the sky changed suddenly, as soon as he had finished that last sentence. A rolling sound of anger crawled its way through the clouds at lightning speed. What had been calmed sunset sky changed into a grey, swirling maelstrom that bathed the streets in shadows. As the eye of the storm widened, Cathedral felt his body fade away back to… . he wasn’t sure to what be he’d done this before. When he wanted to leave the …

Suddenly Cathedral opened his eyes and gasped for air. Artificial lights burned his eyes, he struggles to move but his body didn’t respond. People – doctors were running towards him.

“Got a pulse! “

“Cat! Can you hear me?”

“ECG is spiking.”

“Cat! She’s dead. Pull out! Pull out”

In a span of a few seconds Cathdreal found himself back in the blood filled streets. What the hell?” he said outloud. Where did Herman go? There were grey bodies everywhere now - like they rained down from the sky.

Cat! She’s Dead. Pull out!

Without knowing why, Cathedral drew his arm together and focused his mind on a doorway. “A doorway out of here” He mused as a song ran over and over in his head *Back to life, back to reality*.

He gestures and pushed out with his mind, an action that felt second nature to him. When he did, the serpents tattoo on his arms writhed frantically as if alive with power. As he expected, a doorway appeared before him, out of nothing. This was his way home.

But as he stepped toward it, it broke into a thousand shards like an image on a mirror as it is shattered. The pieces fell to the ground and became drops of blood, mingling with the gray bodies and the blood on the streets. Somewhere, a voice whispered in his mind’s eye, “we lost him again.”

He looked around, feeling the despair and depression seeping into him. He fought against it and looked for something to hold onto – anything. He noticed movement and looked towards it, only to see the multi-legged spidery things that were attacking the grey bodies.

"Herman!” he shouted, “Herman! We’ve got to get the hell outta here!”

Posted on 2009-03-31 at 01:49:26.

Topic: Star Trek: The Guardian Saga Q&A
Subject: Post

Actually, I hope to post today

Posted on 2009-03-30 at 10:25:08.

Topic: This was freeform
Subject: Q&A

Perhaps we need a Q&A section for this game?

How much of this do you wish to control Almerin? I have a very distinct idea about my character and his abilities in the "real" world and in the subconscious world - so I know what his actions will be but not sure how far I should go in manipulating or changing the environment.

Posted on 2009-03-26 at 12:34:33.

Topic: Alacrity LOA
Subject: don't worry

I'm watching you Grugg. I'll be there......

Posted on 2009-03-25 at 18:21:14.

Topic: Alacrity LOA
Subject: Extensions

LOA to April 6th. Life is what happens while you are busy making plans to take over the world.

Posted on 2009-03-25 at 16:50:03.

Topic: What does it mean to be Human
Subject: I'd recommend

Star Trek - The Original series.

If you are done laughing, the TV series tackled many tough questions in its short run and the Human factor was one of its major themes.

Posted on 2009-03-24 at 18:19:08.


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