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Topic: Blatantly Obvious Lies
Subject: Two Words

Genetic Mutation. Brought on by alien space bats


Who wrote the Book of Love? Tell me who!

Posted on 2008-04-23 at 15:28:24.

Topic: Blatantly Obvious Lies
Subject: because

The Coalition Lobby of the Raisin and Prune Developers formed a massive movement against the naming of dried products without their consent. The Apple and Apricot Dryers Union decide dto go without the specialized naming to avoid having to pay the outragious fees the Coalition was charging. This lead to the Great Dryer Lock Out of 57 and the Fruity Oats Massacre in 62. The violence ended in 65 when gov't passed the "no more dried fruit names" law, banning their creation.


Where did our beloved Webmaster get his nickname of "Sudden Death"?

Posted on 2008-04-23 at 14:56:00.

Topic: Your Inner D&D Character
Subject: ???

Lawful Good Elf Rogue


Posted on 2008-04-23 at 13:52:29.

Topic: Hockey Season!!!
Subject: Sigh

As a leaf fan, I can't believe I am reduced to cheering for ....Montreal.

Posted on 2008-04-22 at 17:11:52.

Topic: Voyages of Rocinante - Serenity/Firefly RPG
Subject: Asher's Part

The young lady smiled sweetly at Asher, and the Kid could feel his cheeks warm. “Thank you, sir,” she started. “For being so obliging. Truth is, I best be… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!”

The young woman’s screaming caught Asher completely off guard, causing him to place his hands on his pistols as he spun around to see what the girl was screaming about.

…and there stood Ma.

He turned back to the young lady, “Ma’am, please… calm yourself. Screaming like that’s bound to bring over some unwanted company. And that’s something neither of us wants.”

He paused for a moment, collecting his thoughts, “Honestly, ma’am. You’d think you’d never seen the end of a shotgun before. That there’s Ma, and she won’t hurt ya none.” He smiled back at Trish. “She’s just coming to see who’s joining us for dinner tonight.” To Trish, he said, “I think she’s fine, Ma. No worries.”

“Ma makes a mean paste-loaf that’ll make ya think you were eating real beef.” He gave the girl a wink.

The girl stops her screaming and has the grace to look deeply embarrassed. “I am so sorry Ma’am. I just didn’t… I wasn’t expecting…I’m frightfully sorry. Please forgive me.”

Trish shoulders the shotgun and looks a warning at Asher. The kid knows the look well; she thinks the girl may be trouble and is gonna keep an eye on her. Fixing her hood again to hide her features, Trish moves back a few steps but doesn’t leave the cargo bay.

With the girl a bit calmer, Asher moved to get a little more information. “Now, Miss…I don’t think I got your name. What kind of trouble would ya be in?”

“I’m Linda. Linda Kovak. I need to get of this hunk of dirt something fierce. I have a little money saved and though it ain’t much I can work. I already work at the Lawrence Saloon so I can fix up meal and clean and the like. I just needs to be gone and soon.”

(assuming some sort of prompting as to why)

“You see, my father is aiming to marry me of to this man, a man who is a bit older than me and well, I don’t be wanting to be married just yet. I want to see the world, I want to go the core worlds and maybe one day become a famous singer and dancer maybe even an actress someday. If I do, I’d be more than willing to repay you but I need to get away from here.”

OOC: I am fighting a cold and I accidently deleted my post once tonight so I am gonna stop here and write tomorrow.

Posted on 2008-04-21 at 02:14:24.

Topic: Blatantly Obvious Lies
Subject: bud

Due to a genetic mutation, I fart doves instead of gas.


How much Chuck could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck?

Posted on 2008-04-20 at 22:26:26.

Topic: Voyages of the Rocinante - Firefly RPG QnA
Subject: Thanks bro

The Captain's just upset that no one has taken his plow in hand except himself in a mighty long time?

Posted on 2008-04-19 at 03:11:44.

Topic: Continuing Where We Last Left Off Q&A
Subject: wa wa wa ... free ship ....wa wa wa

I hope to post this weekend on Cwwllo but don't worry if you are not ready yet, it is mostly to keep things moving the next two rounds until the big stuff happens.

Posted on 2008-04-18 at 19:53:16.

Topic: Voyages of the Rocinante - Firefly RPG QnA
Subject: Not to rush anyone

I would like to post this weekend as I want to keep the momentum going. If you got something to say, please put it down.

Robert - If I may disturb your Birthday tomorrow, I will probably be sending you a message on some "action" you are getting.

Posted on 2008-04-18 at 19:51:13.

Topic: Continuing Where We Last Left Off Q&A
Subject: other shoes

Think of it from Dalmer perspective.

I tossed this guy through a wall, rained debris down on his head, try to crush him with my demonic "kill from a distance" power and the guy isn't even fazed! What do I have to do to kill this guy? The only damage I have done is to his clothing!

Posted on 2008-04-17 at 18:51:24.

Topic: Continuing Where We Last Left Off Q&A
Subject: ok

As long as the bad guys have the same....

Posted on 2008-04-17 at 18:44:17.

Topic: Continuing Where We Last Left Off Q&A
Subject: rationing

I'm pretty sure you are okay bob. you don't cast spells freely like some....

However I have lost track over time so I need to check it or this will become much like a Western, where the guns never run out of bullets.

Posted on 2008-04-17 at 18:33:20.

Topic: Continuing Where We Last Left Off Q&A
Subject: Mana in a can

Red Wiz - gets you through the dungeon.

Olan - try hitting him some more. So far, your rolls have sucked. Actually that is my rolls but they have sucked.

I thought every knight dreams of the one on one combat with the big bad guy? I can change that if you want. I'll take a page from Lucas and send in the Clones.

You are two distractions and one final battle away from ending this campaign.

Posted on 2008-04-17 at 17:14:19.

Topic: Getting to know you
Subject: Who you gonna call?

Sounds like a job for Mythbusters! Jamie will set up the test grounds, Adam will fall into the honey and Grant will build a robot that will throw honey at flies at supersonic speeds.

Posted on 2008-04-17 at 17:10:30.

Topic: Continuing Where We Last Left Off Q&A
Subject: backwards accounting

I need to go back through all the posts to find out where the spellcasters stand on mana. We may have some dead batteries on the blasters in the party.

Posted on 2008-04-17 at 15:37:27.

Topic: The 1000 Posters Club
Subject: Joking

I was just joking around about deleting all the posting games... How could anyone take that post as serious? Relax people! Go get a Blizzard from DQ and chill.

Posted on 2008-04-16 at 01:37:43.

Topic: The 1000 Posters Club
Subject: I like puppies

What? We aren't serious about deleting the posting games?! But! I was was serious! I got the pulse plasma rifle with the deletion/purge modification charged.

Posted on 2008-04-15 at 20:36:52.

Topic: D&D Annoyances
Subject: Two words

Fourth Edition....

Give me a break.

Posted on 2008-04-15 at 20:22:59.

Topic: Rhyming Game
Subject: whip


Posted on 2008-04-15 at 14:35:37.

Topic: The 1000 Posters Club
Subject: win you mean?

Whoever is last before I kill it. We could always start again after declaring the winner.

Hey - look who hit 1000!

Posted on 2008-04-15 at 13:48:14.
Edited on 2008-04-15 at 13:48:49 by Alacrity

Topic: Voyages of the Rocinante - Firefly RPG QnA
Subject: Guiilt comes easily

Well I hope that Skari can get the game going. It is the second attempt beyond mine to create a game. If not, I may have to start another game.

You are always welcome to play a villian for a while. Could be interesting for a change of pace.

Posted on 2008-04-15 at 13:44:58.

Topic: The 1000 Posters Club
Subject: Here here

I have been wanting to delete that thread for a long time.

Posted on 2008-04-15 at 12:33:32.

Topic: Voyages of the Rocinante - Firefly RPG QnA
Subject: guilt

YeOlde, I am still willing to make space for you in the game. I open it up to the crew as to suggestions, but I did offer you a place onboard.

Posted on 2008-04-15 at 01:24:45.

Topic: Voyages of the Rocinante - Firefly RPG QnA
Subject: Question for party

With Sam going to the bank with Brigit, does he have the account number for your "bank account"? You may want to work out the details before I pay you.

Posted on 2008-04-14 at 19:45:44.

Topic: Voyages of the Rocinante - Firefly RPG QnA
Subject: Another thought

Although I am sure you feel the spider web forming around you, I would think that you don't want to leave planetside with an empty cargo bay or at least passengers. Seems like that will burn a large hole in the payment you are about to receive.

Not that it's my place to tell you what to do or when ... just good business sense.

Get Job
Do Job
Get Paid

Posted on 2008-04-14 at 15:31:14.


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