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Topic: Who Watches The Watchmen?
Subject: Be different


Dress as Silk Spectre II

Posted on 2009-03-05 at 20:19:01.

Topic: Who Watches The Watchmen?
Subject: Same here


Got my IMAX tickets ready. Going directly after work tomorrow. I thought briefly of doing the midnight show but it is a three hour long film...

Posted on 2009-03-05 at 19:46:38.

Topic: Who Watches The Watchmen?
Subject: critics


There will always be critics who don't like it. I'm keeping an open mind. It is 64% fresh on rotten tomato right now which isn't bad.

V for Vendetta didn't get great reviews but it remains one of my favourite films.

Posted on 2009-03-05 at 19:20:32.

Topic: Your favorite jokes.
Subject: po-ta-toes


Old Sean lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Mick, who used to help him, was in an English prison.

The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Mick,

I am feeling a mite down because it looks like I won't be able to plant me spuds this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me.

Love, Dad



A few days later he received a letter from his son:



Dear Dad,

For CHRIST'S SAKE, don't dig up the garden! That's where I buried all the BODIES!

Love, Mick



At 4 A. M. the next morning, a dozen local police officers showed up and dug up the entire garden down to a depth of about six feet. That evening, not finding any bodies, they apologized to the old man and left.



The next day the old man received another letter from his son:



Dear Dad,

Go ahead and plant yer spuds now. It's the best I could do under the circumstances.

Love, Mick


Posted on 2009-03-04 at 17:58:24.

Topic: Your favorite jokes.
Subject: signs on car


A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.

He said, 'I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him.' I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk; naturally ... I assumed you had stolen the car.'


Posted on 2009-03-04 at 17:55:29.

Topic: Totally Random Thoughts
Subject: 110


110 to go. Woohoo!

Posted on 2009-03-04 at 16:44:52.

Topic: Totally Random Thoughts
Subject: ok


U B applaudedededed

Posted on 2009-03-04 at 13:17:53.

Topic: Totally Random Thoughts
Subject: last day


This is the last day of my friend's vacation in sunny Mexico. He and his family will have to return to the -25 C world of Toronto tomorrow.

Bet they have to drag them kicking and screaming from the room.

Posted on 2009-03-04 at 12:57:25.

Topic: YeOlde Hiatus
Subject: name


Does anyone know his real name?

Posted on 2009-03-02 at 22:55:20.

Topic: Who Watches The Watchmen?
Subject: four days!


Four days to go!

Posted on 2009-03-02 at 21:34:42.

Topic: Voyages of the Rocinante - Firefly RPG QnA
Subject: the game


I am ready to post but I want to wait until the weekend on the off chance that Robert can post for Sam between now and then.

Posted on 2009-02-26 at 18:22:08.

Topic: Continuing Where We Last Left Off
Subject: What happened to yesterday if tomorrow didn't come.


“What day is it, anyway?” Dapple asked.

The old man looked at the pretty lady and back at you, the exepression on his face clearly describing how dumb he was thinking you all were, “What day is it? What kinda question is that?” It’s Moonday. The 4th of Mordan if you must know.”

The date surprises you all. That would be the day you left Freegate. In fact, since it was clearly morning here, it would be almost the precise moment that you left Freegate. But if that was true, then how could you be here. How much of what passed the three days was real?

"Good sir," Arien spoke, "allow me to offset the damages we have caused here." With that, the knight reached into his purse and withdrew a generous sum for the damaged crops. The farmer gladly accepts the money, after quickly testing on of the cions with his teeth.

“Much obliged Ummm, Mister Knight. We don’t get folk like you people around here much. Not since Zepher was destroyed. Timing’s good though. Them there priests up the hill haven’t come down for a spell. They usually trade with us – you know, goods for healing and the like. But they haven’t come down for a long while and the town was about to have a council to talk about doing something. That’s what councils do, don’t ya know – talk about doing thing instead of just going up the hill and knocked on the door, asking “hey! You priests need to eat or anything? Cause my back is hurting a peck of trouble and I got good corn here.” He laughed to himself pleasantly.

(add any questions or comments here. I will answer afterwards)

“Anyway if you want to talk to the council, you can head directly into town. Can’t miss the place – it’s the one with the really big chimney.” He says pointing towards town. The big chimney he refers to is visible form where you stand – it is the same chimney the two brothers were standing upon when you encountered them in your dream.

Posted on 2009-02-26 at 16:03:30.
Edited on 2009-02-26 at 16:04:06 by Alacrity

Topic: This was hell
Subject: keeping it short for conversation


“I don’t know. I woke up… in pain. Or maybe the pain came later… I can’t really remember. I can’t remember a lot of things.” He staggered closer, feet dragging through the washing blood on the grey streets. “I know my name though. I’m Herman.”

Herman? He thought. It was the last name he expected to hear although he couldn’t have told you what he expected in the first place.

“I’m Cathedral.” He replied, “And it was the same for me. Pain and then this – like I was …” he trailed off looking around him. It all seemed so unreal. “If there are the two fo us, could there be more? What is this place?”

Cathedral looked own at the serpents tattooed on his arms. The strange light of this land played tricks on his eyes, as the serpents seemed to writhe as if in ecstasy. Don’t let the serpents touch

Posted on 2009-02-26 at 15:09:30.
Edited on 2009-02-26 at 15:09:56 by Alacrity

Topic: Star Trek: The Guardian Saga
Subject: Dammit, I'm a doctor not an stenographer


Doctor Pierce saw the Ensign get to his feet and wave him off. That was enough for him, if the patient was conscious enough to make decisions in a combat situation, then that meant leaving him by triage rules. The doctor continues to move to the Vulcan, hoping for the best but expecting the worst. As he approached, his fears were realized.

Kavk’s environment suit was torn in places and Pierce could see the green blood already seeping through the wounds. He ran as quick of a scan as he could concerning the situation, and it was all that he needed. Internally injuries in multiple places, the spinal cord severally damaged in a number of places, brain functions were shutting down. Kavk wasn’t going to make it and nothing Pierce could do here would save him. He looked the Lieutenant in the eyes, and with a single shake of the head told the Vulcan all he needed to know. Kavk was struggled to speak so the Doctor leaned over to listen to the dying man’s words.

"There has to be a Dominion facility nearby. The--the shuttle sensors were detecting large energy signatures five point two--five point two kilometers north east of our position. This--this is the...only way...to contact...Guardian."

With that his eyes lost focus and his head dropped to the side, green blood frothing from his mouth.

“Damn it!” Pierce exclaimed loudly. He activated his communicator, =^= “Guardian. This is Doctor Pierce! Request Emergency Evac - Stat!”=^=

Posted on 2009-02-26 at 15:00:26.

Topic: Reboot
Subject: quick! post!


Roc needs Sam badly......

Posted on 2009-02-25 at 16:03:11.

Topic: Totally Random Thoughts
Subject: aha


I am the stimulus baby!

Posted on 2009-02-25 at 14:28:30.

Topic: Who Watches The Watchmen?
Subject: bwahahaha


I just bought my advanced tickets to Watchmen in IMAX. Friday night, March 6th.

Can't wait....

Posted on 2009-02-24 at 16:53:03.

Topic: A little Movie survey.
Subject: Graphic novel


Do you not have the Graphic novel? I am building quite a christmas list for you Michiel.

Do you want me to spoil it for you?

Posted on 2009-02-23 at 22:26:48.

Topic: A little Movie survey.
Subject: hate to break it to you dear


Watchmen will have a restricted rating.

Posted on 2009-02-23 at 22:22:05.

Topic: A little Movie survey.
Subject: Of course


Watchmen

As to the ending, I am not surprised. It was the weakest part of the story so I can see them changing it. Not to mention you have to dumb it down for the North American audience. Can you imagine if they kept the same ending for V for Vendetta? It would have never made it pass the test audiences.

Posted on 2009-02-23 at 21:24:57.

Topic: Worth the torture
Subject: oscar dot com


You can see the acceptance speeches of all the winners on the oscar website.

Posted on 2009-02-23 at 20:07:38.

Topic: Voyages of the Rocinante - Firefly RPG QnA
Subject: people


I am going to have to post an updated who is who so you don't lose track.

Posted on 2009-02-23 at 20:05:58.

Topic: Worth the torture
Subject: I've always said


Tuxedos are lingerie for men.

Posted on 2009-02-23 at 18:04:04.

Topic: Who Watches The Watchmen?
Subject: Coming Soon


March 6th is the opening day. Two weeks away. I may buy tickets to the Thursday midnight showing today.

Posted on 2009-02-19 at 13:47:59.

Topic: Star Trek: The Guardian Saga
Subject: I'm a doctor Dammit, not a soldier.


“Brace yourselves,” The Lieutenant said, “We have been detected.”

The shuttle shook violently and Doctor Pierce clung to the sides for dear life. “What the hell?” he spoke out loud from the sheer shock of the situation.

Shields at fifty two percent. Starboard nacelle is leaking plasma.

Although he had been through many “combat scenarios” in training, nothing in simulation ever came close to the real life trauma and panic. He knew all to well that if things went wrong, the computer wasn’t going to restart the program. He held on tight to his seat.

“It is a Jem’Hadar fighter, and it is preparing to fire once again.”

Shields at thirty four percent.

Sparks flew over the doctor as a panel blew open and the circuitry beneath overloaded. Evasive maneuvers anyone? thought Pierce as he shielded his eyes automatically, Divert all auxiliary power to the shield!

“This is Starfleet shuttlecraft PT-2001,” Lt. Kavk had activated the communications relay. “We are being attacked by a Jem’Hadar fighter, and are requesting immediate evacuation.”

Right! Call for help. Bet they are jamming our communications.

“The communications system is damaged. We have to find cover.” The Lieutenant suggested as if this was a mail run.

Ensign Ral was a good pilot for he was able to out maneuver the fighter and land the craft.

“Quickly,” Lt. Kavk ordered, unstrapping himself and rising to his feet. “There were some canyons nearby within those columns of rock. Make for those and wait for us there. Ensign Ral, I suggest you dress as quickly as possible. We don’t want to be in this shuttle when that fighter returns.”

Dr. Pierce didn’t need to be told twice. He grabbed his medical kit and ran for the cover with an eye behind to make sure no one fell or was injured in the flight. Ensigns Shral, Goodhart, and Malton made the first of the pillars when the Jem’Hadar fighter fired on the shuttle. The concussive blast from the cannon fire and the subsequent explosion of their shuttle sent Ensign Ral and Lt. Kavk stumbling forward. They were lifted a couple of feet into the air and flung forward to the ground rolling. Ral was approximately thirty meters below the column of rocks, still on the slope while Kavk was further away and not moving anymore.

Without a thought to his personal safety, Pierce was on the run towards the injured men. “Ral! Kavk!” he yelled out, hoping that both would respond to his voice.

OOC: Don’t want to assume too much here. Pierce will go to Ral first, make sure he is stable and then move to Kavk. Of course if he is being fired upon, that might change his plan of action.

Posted on 2009-02-18 at 20:07:45.

 
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