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Topic: Bromern Sal's second son: I'm new here.
Subject: hello


Welcome to the Inn Cooner.

Posted on 2008-10-24 at 15:55:40.

Topic: Bromern Sal's Eldest son, I'm new to this site
Subject: gothic assassin princess......ok


Welcome to the Inn TsAh. Enjoy your stay, don't feed the Grugg.


Posted on 2008-10-24 at 15:54:41.

Topic: Totally Random Thoughts
Subject: ahhh


Whatever happened to a simple cell phone. I don't want tv, or mp3 or bluetooth or camera or videoconferencing or gps or a friggin phaser built in. Talk, text and that is it.

Actually I'd take the phaser...

Posted on 2008-10-24 at 15:43:13.

Topic: Totally Random Thoughts
Subject: zzzzzz


snort...coffee! I need coffee.

Posted on 2008-10-23 at 18:48:48.

Topic: Entertainment for geeks
Subject: metal?


Metal! Swooon...So dies Alacrity......

Posted on 2008-10-22 at 23:55:02.

Topic: Totally Random Thoughts
Subject: wow


like just ....wow.

whoa.

Posted on 2008-10-22 at 20:41:09.

Topic: Totally Random Thoughts
Subject: hairy


My moustache is too long. Should shave it off again.

Posted on 2008-10-22 at 19:30:23.

Topic: Entertainment for geeks
Subject: No idea


I am terrible at deleting things, but rpg radio was how long ago?

Posted on 2008-10-22 at 18:20:33.

Topic: Totally Random Thoughts
Subject: oka


One too many blows to the head with the old snake, apparently.

Posted on 2008-10-22 at 18:19:53.

Topic: Entertainment for geeks
Subject: done


Cathy did it once but the recording was never used.

Posted on 2008-10-22 at 15:06:50.

Topic: Totally Random Thoughts
Subject: Moe


I'll have a flaming Moe!

Posted on 2008-10-22 at 10:18:21.

Topic: Totally Random Thoughts
Subject: aaaahhhh


I can't believe I didn't keep a copy.

Posted on 2008-10-22 at 00:40:02.

Topic: Entertainment for geeks
Subject: Christmas? I've done christmas


God Rest ye Merry Gaming Fans

and I also did "Have an Elvaleryn Christmas" but it is no longer posted. There a few odes to the inn in the poetry section.

I did one for the Inn based on Telegraph Road by Dire Straits and I do not have a copy anymore. Anyone got that one?



Posted on 2008-10-22 at 00:27:52.

Topic: Totally Random Thoughts
Subject: sigh


I can be the bad boy. Really, I can.

Posted on 2008-10-21 at 17:24:57.

Topic: Totally Random Thoughts
Subject: arragagfagh


I'm so....oooh!...argh!....I can'r believe they'd.../and after all the...ack...pfft....I'm so mad I'm incoherent!

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!


Posted on 2008-10-21 at 13:42:28.

Topic: Totally Random Thoughts
Subject: fads


There comes a time in every man's life when he has to say...


Hold the pickles.

Posted on 2008-10-20 at 20:51:05.

Topic: Totally Random Thoughts
Subject: kill


If one person asks, I'm gonna kill them in a painfully messy sorta way.

Posted on 2008-10-20 at 19:24:52.

Topic: Totally Random Thoughts
Subject: I'll start


I want....a chicken sandwich, with lettuce and tomatoes and mayo, salt , pepper and a sharp mustard.

Posted on 2008-10-20 at 18:26:47.

Topic: Totally Random Thoughts
Subject: Totally Random Thoughts


A new posting game!

ok... here is the game...
Dah Rules:
1- If you open this topic, you must type the first thing that pops into your mind in the body box
2- No fair changing your mind about it
3- No editing allowed other that spelling
4- No replying to other peoples posts unless that is the first thing that pops into your head


Posted on 2008-10-20 at 18:25:48.

Topic: Alacrity's Corner
Subject: 4e


Complicated

Based on the song of the same name by Avril Lavigne

Uh huh, Rules say this.
Uh huh, uh huh, that's the way it is
The Rules say this,
Uh huh, uh huh that's the way it is

Back off, whatcha you talking bout?
Youíre wrong, of that I have no doubt,
And if you would just let it slide,
Youíd realize,
I liked the rules so much more,
Before Gary was shown the door,
And youíre talking to me, three point five, it does not jive

Books stacked high, and I donít know why,
You want us to play, I want it away,
You think itís so cool, It looks likes a mess to me,
Tell me,

Why do you have to go and make rules so complicated?
I read the new rules and my head starts to feel like itís over-inflated,
Rules like this, you roll
And you roll, and you go, and you sneak,
And you creep through the charts, and the degrees of Difficulty,
Opportunity attacks Iím never gonna find this worth it.
No no no

You bring over a new character,
Rolled up this Monk/sorceror,
With all these skills, and youíve got the feats,
Youíre killing me,
Magic is alphabetized,
Arcane maybe itís divine,
You know Marketingís in charge,
When youíre spend large,

Books stacked high, and I donít know why,
You want us to play, I want it away,
You think itís so cool, It looks likes a mess to me,
Tell me,

Why do you have to go and make rules so complicated?
I read the new rules and my head starts to feel itís over-inflated,
Rules like this, you roll
And you roll, and you go, and you sneak,
And you creep through the charts, and the degrees of Difficulty,
Opportunity attacks Iím never gonna find this worth it.
No no no

Back off, whatcha you talking bout?
Youíre wrong, of that I have no doubt,
And if you would just let it slide,
Youíd realize,

Books stacked high, and I donít know why,
You want us to play, I want it away,
You think itís so cool, It looks likes a mess to me,
Tell me,

Why do you have to go and make rules so complicated?
I read the new rules and my head starts to feel itís over-inflated,
Rules like this you roll
And you roll, and you go, and you sneak,
And you creep through the charts, and the degrees of Difficulty,
Opportunity attacks Iím never gonna find this worth it.
No no no

Why do you have to go and make rules so complicated?
I read the new rules and my head starts to feel itís over-inflated,
Rules like this you roll
And you roll, and you go, and you sneak,
And you creep through the charts, and the degrees of Difficulty,
Opportunity attacks Iím never gonna find this worth it.
No no no



Posted on 2008-10-20 at 15:25:54.

Topic: Alacrity's Corner
Subject: Alacrity's Corner


I decided to make a thread with some of my fluff writing, poetry and parody songs.


The Portrait

Based on ďThe PictureĒ by Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow
Lyrics by Roger (Alacrity) Briant

Boy:
Living my life as an undead,
Different girl every night just to keep fed,
I have feared the sunlight,
For thirty days.
Been fueling up on hot blood and misery,
Though I know a good girl that missed me,
Lord I hate being in this vampire way.
I saw your portrait today,
Wished I could cry away,
I canít look at you while Iím drinking blood from her,
I saw your portrait today,
Wished I could cry away,
I canít look at you while Iím drinking blood from her,
Oooo.

Girl:
I saw you last night in the old crypt,
Nobody knew but the word slipped,
And those hard sharpen teeth tell me, something just ainít right,
Iíve had a hammer and stake for a long time,
Stirring up my courage with cheap wine,
Know that I must face you this damn night,
I put your portrait away,
I know you are not really him,
I canít look at you when I put the stake in,
I put your portrait away,
I know you are not really him,
I canít look at you when I put the stake in,

I saw you yesterday in the graveyard, (Girl)
I knew it gonna happen if it went this far, (Boy)
Since youíve been gone my worldís been dark and grey, (Together)
You cornered me in my last hideout, (Boy)
I half hoped that I could turn you about, (Girl)
I was bringing a cleric, (Girl)
You were never to see me this way! (Boy)

Together:
I think about all of the damned time,
My love for you still plagues upon my mind,
I canít understand how you can live life this way.
I found your portrait today,
Youíll never change your ways,
I just came to say I love you, just one last time.
I found your portrait today,
Youíll never change your ways,
I just came to say I love you, just one last time.
I just came to say I love you, goodbye my love.


Posted on 2008-10-20 at 15:22:33.

Topic: Voyages of the Rocinante - Firefly RPG QnA
Subject: New character


This is the background of Yeolde's character so far. I am think he will be a friend of Wyatt's family in some way.

History- Thanks to his rich parentage, Andrew attended Osiris University where he obtained a Doctorate in Technical Engineering. After graduation, he taught at Osiris University and even earned tenure. He made many friends with connections in the Alliance where he learned that the Alliance was protecting the core planets and abandoning the border and rim worlds and hiding the truth from general populace.

He tried to get others behind a cause to stop the Alliance abuse of what he saw as needy people in the border planets. Instead of help he found threats from the Alliance against his job and even his life.

Abandoning school he left for the outer worlds much to dismay of rich family back on Bellerophon. Having always had a natural gift for technical things and being rich he had access to some very sophisticated electronic gears. He took up the gun to survive, and due to fast reflexes became a very deadly gunfighter. Due to his technical expertise, education and eloquent way of speaking, he picked up the nickname ĎThe Professorí.

He shunned his former life and his family, and when his parent passed away his younger brother, Thomas, took over the family estate and warned his brother never to return.

He earned his facial scar, and lost his left eye, in a fight with a man who attacked him with a knife; killing the man in self defense he earned a vendetta by the manís family. Fortunately the manís family doesnít have the money to hire someone to kill him, but relatives of the man are out to get him, if they can find him.

Through the years he has given up trying to help everyone in the border worlds, now he just tries to survive and help those he comes across. He sided with the Independence and fought for a time and served as a tech specialist until he was wounded, captured and spent a year in an Alliance prison. He was released after the war ended and took whatever odd jobs he could to make a living since he was cut off from his family inheritance and didnít really want it anyway.

His last ship, a Dragonfly class named Prospect, was his home for over a year until unfortunately the Captain was jailed and the ship confiscated by the Alliance on smuggling charges and the crew had to break off to find other gainful employ.

Now Andrew is looking for a ship on which to serve and a new Ďfamilyí as it were.




Posted on 2008-10-20 at 01:20:30.

Topic: New Account
Subject: Hello


Greetings Emily. Welcome to the Inn. Glad to see you have come by to join us here and i hope you enjoy it enough to stay awhile.

Now if I could just convince my daughter Veronica to join as well.

Posted on 2008-10-18 at 11:53:38.

Topic: Entertainment for geeks
Subject: Al chimes in


First off, my thanks to Olan for giving life to my work. I really do the parodies as a bit of fluff writing but it is still great to hear them done.

I do take requests if anyone is interested. I will be adding a threead to the creative forum with some of my works that are not not the site already.

With the new set up on the site, I wonder if people even know we have poems, songs and stories posted. it used to be front and centred but now it is lost in a menu bar.

Posted on 2008-10-18 at 11:51:55.

Topic: Continuing Where We Last Left Off Q&A
Subject: oh boy


Charging Gladiator, blinking mage, interposing knight


Grease Spell


I...I...I...don't know where to begin.

Posted on 2008-10-17 at 18:29:06.

 
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