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Topic: 4th edition FR Information (not for the feint hearted)
Subject: A protest


We need to organize a protest where thousands of fans gather in their parking lot, blocking the exits, Then we sit down and all play 2e until we are forcibly removed by the trolls (police).

Viva la Revolution!

Posted on 2008-04-25 at 13:33:26.

Topic: Dragonfly in the Black
Subject: Okay, I'll move it here


I'm a little concerned about the lack of shooters we have on this crew. Male companion cook is all nice but this Captain would like to see a public relations man that can handle an assault rifle or two. Just in case the pirates in the black don't eat cake.

What do you think Skari-Dono? Are we under prepared here?


Posted on 2008-04-25 at 13:27:41.

Topic: Blatantly Obvious Lies
Subject: Union


The Darkness Union struck a deal in 01 BC, against the Sun oppression, allowing the darkness free reign on the earth at particular times, based on situation, zones and seasonal considerations. This was challenged later on by the Day Light Savings conspiracy, but has since been raitified.

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Why are there so many songs about Rainbows and what's on the other side?

Posted on 2008-04-25 at 13:17:22.

Topic: Blatantly Obvious Lies
Subject: 2 + 2 = 5


1 inch, when using particularly high values of an inch.


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Why are round pizzas held in square boxes?




Posted on 2008-04-24 at 19:50:16.
Edited on 2008-04-24 at 19:52:09 by Alacrity

Topic: Blatantly Obvious Lies
Subject: because Lingerie has nothing to do with love


Man didn't invent lingerie. That was the Alien Space Bats as well.

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How do they get the soft creamy caramel inside the chocolate pockets of a Caramilk?

Posted on 2008-04-23 at 17:18:00.

Topic: Blatantly Obvious Lies
Subject: Two Words


Genetic Mutation. Brought on by alien space bats


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Who wrote the Book of Love? Tell me who!

Posted on 2008-04-23 at 15:28:24.

Topic: Blatantly Obvious Lies
Subject: because


The Coalition Lobby of the Raisin and Prune Developers formed a massive movement against the naming of dried products without their consent. The Apple and Apricot Dryers Union decide dto go without the specialized naming to avoid having to pay the outragious fees the Coalition was charging. This lead to the Great Dryer Lock Out of 57 and the Fruity Oats Massacre in 62. The violence ended in 65 when gov't passed the "no more dried fruit names" law, banning their creation.

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Where did our beloved Webmaster get his nickname of "Sudden Death"?

Posted on 2008-04-23 at 14:56:00.

Topic: Your Inner D&D Character
Subject: ???


Lawful Good Elf Rogue


Okay...

Posted on 2008-04-23 at 13:52:29.

Topic: Hockey Season!!!
Subject: Sigh


As a leaf fan, I can't believe I am reduced to cheering for ....Montreal.

Posted on 2008-04-22 at 17:11:52.

Topic: Voyages of Rocinante - Serenity/Firefly RPG
Subject: Asher's Part


The young lady smiled sweetly at Asher, and the Kid could feel his cheeks warm. “Thank you, sir,” she started. “For being so obliging. Truth is, I best be… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!”

The young woman’s screaming caught Asher completely off guard, causing him to place his hands on his pistols as he spun around to see what the girl was screaming about.

…and there stood Ma.

He turned back to the young lady, “Ma’am, please… calm yourself. Screaming like that’s bound to bring over some unwanted company. And that’s something neither of us wants.”

He paused for a moment, collecting his thoughts, “Honestly, ma’am. You’d think you’d never seen the end of a shotgun before. That there’s Ma, and she won’t hurt ya none.” He smiled back at Trish. “She’s just coming to see who’s joining us for dinner tonight.” To Trish, he said, “I think she’s fine, Ma. No worries.”

“Ma makes a mean paste-loaf that’ll make ya think you were eating real beef.” He gave the girl a wink.

The girl stops her screaming and has the grace to look deeply embarrassed. “I am so sorry Ma’am. I just didn’t… I wasn’t expecting…I’m frightfully sorry. Please forgive me.”

Trish shoulders the shotgun and looks a warning at Asher. The kid knows the look well; she thinks the girl may be trouble and is gonna keep an eye on her. Fixing her hood again to hide her features, Trish moves back a few steps but doesn’t leave the cargo bay.

With the girl a bit calmer, Asher moved to get a little more information. “Now, Miss…I don’t think I got your name. What kind of trouble would ya be in?”

“I’m Linda. Linda Kovak. I need to get of this hunk of dirt something fierce. I have a little money saved and though it ain’t much I can work. I already work at the Lawrence Saloon so I can fix up meal and clean and the like. I just needs to be gone and soon.”

(assuming some sort of prompting as to why)

“You see, my father is aiming to marry me of to this man, a man who is a bit older than me and well, I don’t be wanting to be married just yet. I want to see the world, I want to go the core worlds and maybe one day become a famous singer and dancer maybe even an actress someday. If I do, I’d be more than willing to repay you but I need to get away from here.”

OOC: I am fighting a cold and I accidently deleted my post once tonight so I am gonna stop here and write tomorrow.

Posted on 2008-04-21 at 02:14:24.

Topic: Blatantly Obvious Lies
Subject: bud


Due to a genetic mutation, I fart doves instead of gas.


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How much Chuck could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck?

Posted on 2008-04-20 at 22:26:26.

Topic: Voyages of the Rocinante - Firefly RPG QnA
Subject: Thanks bro


The Captain's just upset that no one has taken his plow in hand except himself in a mighty long time?

Posted on 2008-04-19 at 03:11:44.

Topic: Continuing Where We Last Left Off Q&A
Subject: wa wa wa ... free ship ....wa wa wa


I hope to post this weekend on Cwwllo but don't worry if you are not ready yet, it is mostly to keep things moving the next two rounds until the big stuff happens.



Posted on 2008-04-18 at 19:53:16.

Topic: Voyages of the Rocinante - Firefly RPG QnA
Subject: Not to rush anyone


I would like to post this weekend as I want to keep the momentum going. If you got something to say, please put it down.

Robert - If I may disturb your Birthday tomorrow, I will probably be sending you a message on some "action" you are getting.

Posted on 2008-04-18 at 19:51:13.

Topic: Continuing Where We Last Left Off Q&A
Subject: other shoes


Think of it from Dalmer perspective.


I tossed this guy through a wall, rained debris down on his head, try to crush him with my demonic "kill from a distance" power and the guy isn't even fazed! What do I have to do to kill this guy? The only damage I have done is to his clothing!

Posted on 2008-04-17 at 18:51:24.

Topic: Continuing Where We Last Left Off Q&A
Subject: ok


As long as the bad guys have the same....

Posted on 2008-04-17 at 18:44:17.

Topic: Continuing Where We Last Left Off Q&A
Subject: rationing


I'm pretty sure you are okay bob. you don't cast spells freely like some....

However I have lost track over time so I need to check it or this will become much like a Western, where the guns never run out of bullets.

Posted on 2008-04-17 at 18:33:20.

Topic: Continuing Where We Last Left Off Q&A
Subject: Mana in a can


Red Wiz - gets you through the dungeon.

Olan - try hitting him some more. So far, your rolls have sucked. Actually that is my rolls but they have sucked.

I thought every knight dreams of the one on one combat with the big bad guy? I can change that if you want. I'll take a page from Lucas and send in the Clones.

You are two distractions and one final battle away from ending this campaign.




Posted on 2008-04-17 at 17:14:19.

Topic: Getting to know you
Subject: Who you gonna call?


Sounds like a job for Mythbusters! Jamie will set up the test grounds, Adam will fall into the honey and Grant will build a robot that will throw honey at flies at supersonic speeds.


Posted on 2008-04-17 at 17:10:30.

Topic: Continuing Where We Last Left Off Q&A
Subject: backwards accounting


I need to go back through all the posts to find out where the spellcasters stand on mana. We may have some dead batteries on the blasters in the party.

Posted on 2008-04-17 at 15:37:27.

Topic: The 1000 Posters Club
Subject: Joking


I was just joking around about deleting all the posting games... How could anyone take that post as serious? Relax people! Go get a Blizzard from DQ and chill.



Posted on 2008-04-16 at 01:37:43.

Topic: The 1000 Posters Club
Subject: I like puppies


What? We aren't serious about deleting the posting games?! But! I was was serious! I got the pulse plasma rifle with the deletion/purge modification charged.

Posted on 2008-04-15 at 20:36:52.

Topic: D&D Annoyances
Subject: Two words


Fourth Edition....


Give me a break.

Posted on 2008-04-15 at 20:22:59.

Topic: Rhyming Game
Subject: whip


Dream

Posted on 2008-04-15 at 14:35:37.

Topic: The 1000 Posters Club
Subject: win you mean?


Whoever is last before I kill it. We could always start again after declaring the winner.


Hey - look who hit 1000!

Posted on 2008-04-15 at 13:48:14.
Edited on 2008-04-15 at 13:48:49 by Alacrity

 
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