Good luck (keep in mind what a person can and can't do.)
"Well then, allow me to not imply the incorrectness of your possibly incorrect assumptions as to what I may decree in this elongated statement so that I may frustrate and or torment you. The probability that you won't not get this is incredibly high, as it is an inverse of the probability that you will be successful in your endeavor to incorrectly forget what I am dictating to you at a speed which is not entirely possibly not slow."
D'Artigo stared at her, sucking in breath. All that in one breath... it might be a record of his.