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Grugg
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I heard the worst pick up line the other day
I heard someone ask someone i they wanted to "Help clean their bed". Worked though...
Posted on 2006-12-28 at 08:24:40.
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Lyskhala
Kohai
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bejeeezus
that doesn't even make sense...
I hate to think what kinda chick would fall for that..
Are you sure it wasn't you Grugg? 
Posted on 2006-12-28 at 09:43:35.
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Grugg
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Oh no
It wasn't me...it was him *gestures to someone you all can't see as you're not here! So ha!*
Posted on 2006-12-28 at 11:39:29.
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Lyskhala
Kohai
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uh huh
yeah ok.
Posted on 2006-12-28 at 12:02:24.
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Avrielle
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Lyskhala- I will send a pic of Chich when I have it on this pc ok?
What about, "Those pants are way to big on you. You shouldn't be in them alone." for a terrible pick up line? lol
Posted on 2006-12-28 at 19:30:38.
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Grugg
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lol
I seem to have lost my phone number...can I borrow yours?
Posted on 2006-12-28 at 19:31:32.
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Avrielle
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Here's a terrible one:
"You may not believe it but I have an entire dictionary tattooed on my d***. Why don't I come on over and put some words in your mouth?"
Posted on 2006-12-28 at 19:33:16.
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Grugg
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knew i guy who used this
The word of the day is legs...no let us go home and spread the word.
Posted on 2006-12-28 at 19:34:32.
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Avrielle
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here's one:
lmao
"I like your pants... They'd look better in a pile on my bedroom floor."
Posted on 2006-12-28 at 19:36:46.
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Rystefn K'ryll
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Kender-style...
Umm... Let me see if I can remember.. My freind told me what to say to pretty girls... Umm.. Oh yeah! If I said you had a beautiful body would you not like pizza?
(Works best if you imagine it in a little piping Kender voice, or course.)
Posted on 2006-12-29 at 00:21:41.
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Avrielle
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One's Patriotic Duty?
What about this one, "I leave for Iraq tomorrow and I may never come back alive. Wouldn't you like to leave me with a good feeling about America?"
Posted on 2006-12-29 at 05:29:23.
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Lyskhala
Kohai
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yikes!!
those are hilarious!
how's about this one?
Hi, I'm foreign. I've got Russian hands and Roman fingers.
Posted on 2006-12-29 at 06:13:23.
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Avrielle
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(o)
lol.
Is there actually anyone who uses these lines who thinks they'll work?
Posted on 2006-12-29 at 11:15:36.
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Grugg
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*scribbles furiously*
Let's see...I'm...foreign *writes in little notepad*
(TO himself) Oh yes Grugg...the ladies will love you...
Posted on 2006-12-29 at 12:20:31.
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Rystefn K'ryll
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Lines
Oh, they'll work. The question is: Do you really want to do anything with the sort of person they work on?
Posted on 2006-12-29 at 15:42:26.
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