You damn well appreciate it, I spent all of 4 seconds sending a PM to Alacrity with that idea.
Also, you know what I'd like, because I'm such a good guy and didn't get a Christmas present from you all (makes me sad), maybe we could have this thread form some sort of coherent mass as it rises in posts. Not just 300 pages of "No, me!" because I'm sure we're all bored of that, but perhaps 300 pages of conversation relevant to the post above it, but simultaneously you win without having to announce it. I think it would be enjoyable and lovely.
I'm reading this in my head with a British accent, my British accent sounds like my German one. It's confusing really.
I personally think that pirate eye patches are far superior to monocoles, less squenching of the face in order to properly operate them, which will result in less wrinkles in the long run, and hey who wants those? Besides you can decorate pirate eye patches with shiny things... remember One Eyed Willy's patch, that man had some bling!!