Now later posters won't know what we're talking about!
Can't get to first base--I Can't Find The Stadium! Where's a druid to cast Find the Path when ya need 'em?
Recently, VH1 counted down the top 100 things that make a guy "Undateable." Playing Dungeons and Dragons came in at #61. Huh?? Not even in the top half?? I'm unsure what to make of this. Is D&D becoming more accepted and mainstream, less edgy and niche? Is my #1 hobby no longer the instant dealbreaker it once was?
Bung-Banging Illegal in fifteen states! *Police Sirens*
Sometimes I'll bang on the drum all day, though. . .
I dunno, Ody. Not to be a hater, but 4ed makes me weep for the future. I think WotC is on the verge of killing it off (Magic, too!) At least Pathfinder still carries the colors bold and true! Most cable networks make me weep for the NOW. All who have not done so need to put Mike Judge's "Idiocracy" on the ol' Netflix queue. It's marketed as a comedy, but I think it's more prophetic than Nostradamus!
Maybe Ion and Meri are on to something, living sans television.
Hi! You probably know me from "MonsterQuest," "Harry and the Hendersons," and that old film shot in the late 60's by someone who graduated from the Blair Witch Project School of Film. Yes, I'm Sasquatch, and I always make sure to use Pantene Pro-V shampoo and conditioner before heading out to forage for food. I always have to look my best just in case I'm spotted by vacationers, Boy Scout Troops, or even random isolated hill folk. They all have cameras, and you only get one chance at a first impression. Pantene Pro-V helps me look salon-perfect at a budget price.
"He had beautiful hair!"
Oops! Maybe it makes me look _Too_ Good! *giggle!*
Sasquatch has to first join RDI and post before a proper FaceLick can be administered. Which reminds me, I need to mount the fo'c'sle and address the latest batch of recruits--
Note to current Newbies: Post, blast ye! *whip crack!* For the love of Audalis, post away, ye scurvy mongrel curs! Thar's mead and Twinkies enough for all when ye post, I dinnae care where ye do it, jus' do it! Don't ye dare becalm our ship wi' yer silent lurking aboot, now! Get them sails filled wi' witty chatter and insights galore. *Crack!*