You find out that Spotted Dick is a steamed suet pudding containing dried fruit, usually currants. The dessert is especially popular in the United Kingdom, usually served either with custard or with butter and brown sugar. Spotted refers to the currants (which resemble spots), and Dick is a corruption of the word dough.
You become very depressed because your best pal in high school had convinced you it was 'something else' whereupon you tried it and liked it.
You have eyes which are propotionately exactly like an eagle's, in your head. You're horribly farsighted of course, so get used to reading glasses. Incidentally, the extra space for those eyes had to come from somewhere... You now enjoy the sunny outlook shared by those who have been treated to a minimally invasive lobotomy. But man, you can spot a rabbit at 2 miles in nothing flat.