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Merideth
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Granted!

And I cannot corrupt that wish... I really don't want to be that hairy, or that Canadian

Wishes she felt better.

Posted on 2009-12-29 at 13:39:09.

Eol Fefalas
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Make it so...

You feel better. In fact, you feel so much better that you feel like me and start randomly pouncing people and licking their faces indiscriminately... a lot of them don't taste very good but that's okay, you're in crazy-Eol mode and you don't care because you've got a pocket full of listerine, a funky green and pink polka-dotted hat, and a platypus named Oscar who is the head of security at the evil lab that you just relocated from beneath NYC...

Ow!

I wish the last several posts before this one hadn't contained both Richard Gere and gerbil references... My tongue hurts from biting it!

Posted on 2009-12-29 at 14:10:45.

Merideth
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My brother is the guard of the evil lab?

I cannot delete posts... That Hot Mama says so...

However... since your tongue is what got the brundt of the Gere-Gerbil combo... you loose your tongue. Which is interesting because it is hard to facelick the newcomers (and unfortunate regulars). You revert to having Grugg lick them for you, which is bad because he doesn't use listerine and ends up scaring off all the newcomers.

I wish I could buy another house.



Posted on 2009-12-29 at 14:15:26.

Ion Kired
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good news you can

You can buy a hovel in the middle of the sahara desert. It's cheap and the neighborhood crime rate is low.

I wish I wasn't cold.

Posted on 2009-12-29 at 17:30:52.

Merideth
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haha

You fall into that volcano. Not cold any longer

I wish I had a week to spend in the Smithsonian.

Posted on 2009-12-29 at 17:36:10.

Ion Kired
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Closing time

For inexplicable reasons the Smithsonian closes down and locks up for a week straight while you're using the restroom facility. You are consequently locked in for that week.

I wish I had telepathy.

Posted on 2009-12-29 at 17:41:11.

Merideth
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Awesome!

Do you know how simply awesome it would be to be locked up in the Smithsonian for a week? Are the guards gone? Can I touch things? Ohh! Meri wants to touch! *jumps up and down* Meri wants to touch!

I think I might just faint if I got to put on Ol' Honest Abe's hat...

And what are you talking about Ion? You want to be telepathic? You can't wish for something you already are. You are always reading my mind...

How about I make you Telekentic? That always seemed a better power anyway. If you are telepathic you might just learn what everyone really thinks about you... (well everyone else, I you). Telekentic means you can throw pies in their faces. Maybe the two should go together come to think of it. Although it would be a dead give away when you walked down the street half a bakery floating in your wake.

I'm rambling and not really playing this game right huh?

I wish I could concentrate today...


Posted on 2009-12-29 at 17:47:05.

Ion Kired
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Yes you can touch things

The genie attempts to grant your wish but then fritzes out and explodes. Another genie bring you a consolatory cup of coffee from starbucks explaining that your wish is ungrantable because a Meri that could concentrate would be boring and the higher ups won't let you be boring.

I wish There was more people to throw my telekinetic pies at.

Posted on 2009-12-29 at 17:53:57.

Mr.Conquest
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Granted

But because there are so many people Resorces are used up and the planet starts to die, All the most important people get to go up in a rocket to find a new home but not you, you die in a freak hurricane.

I wish i had a seat on the rocket above

Posted on 2009-12-29 at 18:45:47.

Ion Kired
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Granted

But as it was leaving orbit I hit the rocket with a pie causing it to crash. Welcome back to earth third rock from the sun.

I wish I had x-ray vision. Real see the bones not just under the clothes X-Ray vision.

Posted on 2009-12-30 at 22:15:10.

Merideth
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Granted...

Now the only job you are really qualifed for is airport security. Which means you spend all day debating if grandma has a gun or a hip replacement, dealing with the smelly socks of worn out travelers, listening to the 'lovely' airport announcements and possibly getting blown up by a terrorist.

I wish I knew...

Posted on 2009-12-31 at 19:15:45.

Eol Fefalas
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Done...

You know... but you can't say... which kind of makes knowing pointless...


I wish every last Innmate a Happy New Year!

Posted on 2009-12-31 at 19:17:48.

Ion Kired
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Bum Bum Buuuum

Granted every inn mate gets a happy new year, but because there must be balance the members of Mystic Realms all get really crappy new years.

I wish we lived in a shadowrun style world.

Posted on 2009-12-31 at 19:58:51.

Merideth
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Ummm

Grrr... I'm still only a nerd in training!

The shadows do indeed run things, and it is terrible because they block all the light and the plants cannot grow. No plants means no corn and without corn there is no food. We all die, but the shadows go on.

I wish I had more time to study up on all the obscure nerd-dome categories.

Posted on 2010-01-04 at 04:02:49.

Ion Kired
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Poof

Time stops and you are transported to a Geek Convention. (If you've ever been to a convention you'd know after two days this wish corrupts itself)

I wish I could eat lobster for the rest of my life.

Posted on 2010-01-04 at 04:09:48.

   


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