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Ion Kired
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Nice word twist there

Graned you can now shoot lasers out of your eyes on command. Not deadly melt your face lasers mind you, but you have a decisive advantage in laser tag.

I wish I was Batman.


Posted on 2010-01-24 at 18:31:41.

Pit F(r)iend
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Granted

Yay, you're Batman--but DC moves yer comic to the Vertigo comics line where, like SO MANY Quality gotta-read-em-now titles, it dies a slow twisting death in a semi-monthly limited series and is heard from and spoken of no more.

I wish I was an opera superstar!


Posted on 2010-01-25 at 14:39:48.

Merideth
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Couldn't help myself

"You are an Opera singer... you stand on painted tape, it tells you where you are going and when to throw your cape... You've sung for Kings in Europe and Emporer's in Japan..."

However... on your last trip to Japan you get lost on the subway system, you do not know a lick of Japanese and end up singing in a rice pattie trying to earn your meals.

I wish I was better at putting my idea's on paper.


Posted on 2010-01-25 at 15:43:40.

Ion Kired
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A version of the midas touch

Suddenly everything you touch has your ideas posted on it...your computer, paper, your step-daughter, the dog she begged you to keep, your husband. You get the idea. While it's worlds better than being turned to gold it's a pain to have "I hate picking out clothes!" printed on all your outfits.

I wish I was back to my old self. (there's been a lot of weird transformations happening to me in this thread)


Posted on 2010-01-27 at 00:29:23.

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Granted

However, in the process of granting your wish, the addle-pated Djinn takes you far back in time and transforms you into an Orkan (from that early 80's show "Mork and Mindy," in case you young'uns didn't catch the reference. P.F.) and now you are an old, wrinkly, six foot tall Orkan baby. Having just hatched from your egg, you begin life anew and adopt the custom of sitting on your head, wondering why eggs don't fly and chanting Nanu-Nanu.

"Orson, come in, Orson. Ion calling Orson. Come in, Orson."
Ahh, it's nice sometimes to be on the upper end of age categories.

Okay, I wish to invent the Next Big Thing. You know, like the Zune (Hah!)
(quick personal note: I actually sold a limited edition Halo 2 Zune to a guy when I worked at GameStop. I could only stare in wonder.)


Posted on 2010-01-27 at 13:57:44.
Edited on 2010-01-27 at 14:07:10 by Pit F(r)iend

Ion Kired
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LOL

Granted you invent Gruntpoot. I have no idea what it does and neither do you but its BIG. Mojo BIG! And everyone's gotta have it.

I wish I had all the knowledge of the universe.


Posted on 2010-01-28 at 01:45:55.

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You have all the knowledge of the universe. The downside is you acquired all this brainyness by ascending to godhood as Burglekutt the Bountiful, patron deity of canned peas. Does anyone out there actually like canned peas with their stench of cat pee and consistency of spoiled baby food? Nah I thought not. So you have become a god of something nobody likes and nobody prays to you and very quickly you start resembling Jeremy the Nowhere Man from the Beatles' Yellow Submarine. "Ad hoc, ad loc, quid pro quo--so little time, so much to know!"

I wish for the power to control weather.

(It has been a week, and my wish goes uncorrupted. I am sad.)


Posted on 2010-01-30 at 15:55:13.
Edited on 2010-02-06 at 22:25:15 by Pit F(r)iend

Ion Kired
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They were just waiting for me to corrupt it

You now have control of weather on a very distant planet which has no sun and is therefore incased in Ice. Having gained this power you also become a god and are teleported to the ice planet known as Planet T. There are no worshippers because they're all frozen and after a millenia of deciding whether or not the wind is blowing or sucking you are very very bored.

I wish everyone was purple.


Posted on 2010-02-13 at 22:11:45.

Pit F(r)iend
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Thanks, guy!

Everyone is purple and racism ends. Yay! Wars of all kinds dwindle in frequency until at last they are no more. Double Yay! But hark, what is that in the sky? Why, its a legion of One Eyed One Horned Flying Purple People Eaters and THEY HUNGER!!! Global carnage ensues! Welcome to Earth, population zero.


I wish to have the singing voice of Seal


Posted on 2010-02-13 at 23:28:46.

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Granted...

You also get his face. Although... he still managed to snag a Vickie's model for his wife... so I guess the scars are actually more sexy than a turn off. Huh... Good luck with that!

I wish that women's undergarments were not so complicated... (debating boxers or briefs would be so much easier)

M.


Posted on 2010-02-15 at 03:29:40.

Pit F(r)iend
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Proving that personality counts after all!

The addle-pated Djinn waves his burly arms and Poof! Women's undies are finally simple. That's 'cuz he put you right back in 1917 Soviet Union, The Communist Utopia, where there is only one kind of undies for female comrades. It may be gray and decidedly unflattering for any figure, but it is at least made in collective factories by upstanding Communists out of a breathable fiber derived from beets. (Hey, IRL they can make the stuff from bamboo, so quit whinin') In retaliation, Women Become Even More Complicated. Oh the horror! Where's a sphere of annihilation so I can just End It All!! FrakaFrakaFrakkity-Fie!

Wait, what? Am I corrupting this for you or me??

I wish to be more organized.


Posted on 2010-02-15 at 13:49:10.

Ion Kired
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Order versus Chaos

Yo are now more organized. Everyhing just seems to have a place and you seem to know where that place is. However the sudden shift in your brain causes you to loose your creativity and as you become more organized you also become more boring. (boringer?)

I wish I could see an Oliphaunt.


Posted on 2010-02-18 at 15:32:27.

Pit F(r)iend
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Punch it, Chewie!!

*twinkles nose* Okay, Ion, there's your Oliphaunt, right there in front of you in all its pachydermal pulchritude. Can you see him? Eight tons? Check. Four main tusks? Check. 20-some feet tall? Check. Currently in the deepest throes of its mating rage? Che--wait, What??

*Oliphaunt Trumpets with ear-splitting volume*

RUUUNNNN!

Alas, poor Ion. He was immune to fire but not the crushing force of 3.14195 Mega Newtons as the rampaging Oliphaunt stomped a wet mud-hole in him.

I wish for the tolerance to alcohol I had in my 20's.



Posted on 2010-02-25 at 14:17:29.

Ion Kired
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lol pie mega newtons of oliphaunt

I would grant your wish but I'm still pulling myself back together. Here have an Island Punch Tea.

I wish I was immortal


Posted on 2010-02-28 at 19:08:29.

Pit F(r)iend
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omnomnom needz mega fig newtons now

Wow, how can the addle-pated Djinn mess this up? *thinks hard* *shrugs*

Dude you are already immortal, at least in our hearts. Haven't you seen how we Innmates go just a wee bit bonkers when you're not posting away?? You, sir, are one of the gooey chewy nougaty centers of RDI and without you this site just might go spinning off into the ether. I do mean this, guy.

*sigh* maybe someday I will be held in the same regard, but I won't wish for it--would rather earn it.

OK enough sincere gushiness--I wish for The Hobbit movie to be made.


Posted on 2010-03-03 at 14:05:19.

   


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