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UncleDog
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Granted poem wish

Granted! They read them, and comment on all of them. The poor Plebs do not understand your angle, genius or flowery prose, they post things like "First" and "Uhhh, what?".

I wish for dancing chickens to land in a flying saucer and put on a show on national television.


Posted on 2010-08-26 at 20:29:28.

Odyson
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Karma: 154/25
6189 Posts


Sorry

The Actor Guild and and other Unions have picketed and are tired for illegal Aliens taking their jobs.

I wish that Lifespring would write a limerick and post it to my thread.


Posted on 2010-08-26 at 20:45:41.

lifespring
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Karma: 33/3
385 Posts


boosh!

granted but life couldnt find the post
so to this wish we will make it roast
for it was a poor wish at best
the patience it did test
so may pit f(r)iend make it toast!


i wish for a quasit to do my bidding!


Posted on 2010-08-26 at 21:48:29.

Odyson
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Granted

Your quasit has done your bidding but it was at the auto repo auction. You now own a fleet of 250 Yugos.

I wish Pit F(r)iend would come out of hiding.


Posted on 2010-08-26 at 23:52:59.

malek04
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Karma: 11/8
303 Posts


GRANTED

granted: Pit F(r)iend comes out of hidng to everyone but you.

I wish that i could survive a zombie apocalypse.


Posted on 2010-08-26 at 23:56:58.

lifespring
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braaaaains

granted, you survive watching dawn of the dead. (idk how it was dreadful)

i wish i could turn water into wine.


Posted on 2010-08-27 at 00:19:03.

Dreen
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Karma: 13/12
85 Posts


Jesus?

Granted! You turn water into wine! Too bad it is only after drinking a glass that you remember your allergic to grapes...

I wish I could fly!


Posted on 2010-08-28 at 03:47:06.

malek04
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Karma: 11/8
303 Posts


granted

You can now fly but only at high altitudes for a combined flight time of 5 seconds.

I wish i would get a pay raise...


Posted on 2010-08-28 at 04:07:18.

Dreen
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Karma: 13/12
85 Posts


Death and Taxes..

Granted! You get a raise so small you barely notice it in your paycheck.. be that as it may however, it still bumps you into a higher tax bracket which more then doubles the taxes you owe!

I wish it rained cats and dogs!


Posted on 2010-08-28 at 04:20:48.

PrincessAli
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Karma: 54/39
1117 Posts


Qwll

Of course! It rains cats and dogs, only for you to discover you've suddenly developed an allergy to pet dandruff. Growing up stinks!

I wish my reflection could talk back!


Posted on 2010-08-28 at 04:23:11.

malek04
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Karma: 11/8
303 Posts


Granted

Granted your reflection tells you to better shampoo and to take showers more often. Then the men in white lab coats come to take you away to the happy house.

I wish my dog would stop barking so loud.


Posted on 2010-08-28 at 04:33:37.

lifespring
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385 Posts


who let the dogs out??

granted he stops barking and starts biting

i wish to draw comics as well as our Loaded dice artist


Posted on 2010-08-28 at 06:20:25.

malek04
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Karma: 11/8
303 Posts


granted

GRANTED you trace the drawings from loaded dice with amazing skill.

I wish i could find my phone charger.


Posted on 2010-08-28 at 07:36:16.

DragoDorn
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Karma: 11/1
168 Posts


first try

Granted. You find your phone charger but its for your old phone and doesn't work for your current phone.

I wish I had an awesome gaming group to play with on a regular basis.


? or ?


Posted on 2010-08-28 at 12:22:22.

Odyson
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Karma: 154/25
6189 Posts


Granted

You are now part of one the best gaming teams around. Now just try to find a DM.


I wish to find a comfortable place to take a nap.


Posted on 2010-08-28 at 16:01:48.

   


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