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malek04
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granted

Granted... due to your lack of sleep you forgot what comfort was and are now resting on a bed of needles.

I wish my lawn would cut itself...


Posted on 2010-08-28 at 16:37:43.

DragoDorn
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granted

Granted, your grass is now Emo. It listens to loud, crapy music and bleeds when it cuts itself.

I wish Dragons were real.


Posted on 2010-08-28 at 19:33:00.

strike
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Kethcup

Granted, you now see you very first real dragon. Too bad you notice too late that it has a bottle of ketchup and is now stirring at you hungrily. lol


Wish:
I wish I had a better computer.


Posted on 2010-08-29 at 02:37:38.

Odyson
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An Oldy but a Moldy....

You do have a better computer compare to a Dell 1500 Inspiron running Windows 2.0. with 6 Gig hard drive and 256 Mg RAM!

I wish that all of our young Inn Mates that just returned to school had a great first week.


Posted on 2010-08-29 at 15:13:03.

PrincessAli
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Hmm

Granted, they all did... In their dreams

I wish boys weren't confuzzling!


Posted on 2010-08-29 at 15:18:51.

malek04
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boys

Granted you now understand the reasons that boys are sex crazed fools and now you wish to never be with one again.

I wish pyroboom would post so i can lead my pokemon group into the fray.


Posted on 2010-08-29 at 15:28:24.

DragoDorn
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post

Granted. pyroboom posts but not in your game. your game goes nowhere.

I wish to play in an campaign that actually makes it to epic levels.


Posted on 2010-08-29 at 19:25:16.

PartyScout
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Epic

Granted, but you stay at paragon levels and die in the first encounter.

I wish my DM would stop laughing at our pain... :-/


Posted on 2010-08-30 at 01:24:21.

malek04
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laughing

Granted he stops laughing long enough to write in more evil pain for you and your players.

I wish i wasnt so bored...


Posted on 2010-08-30 at 01:53:21.

DragoDorn
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granted

granted. you are now swamped with work and have no free time at all for doing the things you want.

I wish I had a legendary artifact.


Posted on 2010-08-30 at 01:55:40.

malek04
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fork

Granted you get the legendary spork which no one has seen in a milenia..

I wish i wasnt so obsessed with this site...


Posted on 2010-08-30 at 02:01:55.

DragoDorn
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rdinn

Granted, you are no longer obsessed with rdinn.com. you spend your time looking up porn instead.

I wish for something good to eat with this spork.


Posted on 2010-08-30 at 02:04:58.
Edited on 2010-08-30 at 02:06:36 by DragoDorn

PrincessAli
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HA!

Granted, you know have 'goodness goop', now with 50 more grams of nasty yuckiness!!

I wish people would post to Zombies in Chicago more often


Posted on 2010-08-30 at 03:11:02.

lifespring
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mmm trusty rusty

*poof* you find the only thing your spoon can be used to eat with is rust monster antennae.

i wish i could have a bard who knew rock and roll


Posted on 2010-08-30 at 03:13:19.

Odyson
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6214 Posts


Oh so close....

Almost got it, but now you have Herman the Hermit singing love ballets to you.

I wish for a bright and stary night to call the elements forth to energize my dice.


Posted on 2010-08-31 at 02:43:41.

   


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