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lifespring
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rip van winkle
granted you get proper sleep, non-stop for 47 years.
i wish for immortality.
Posted on 2010-09-03 at 21:09:48.
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Odyson
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fdsa......
Granted, you are now stone, so you will never die.
I wish for the perfect Bloody Mary.
Posted on 2010-09-04 at 01:05:30.
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lifespring
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im the rock!
granted, but since mary is always on her "fun time" you get constantly yelled at.
i wish my statue could move.
Posted on 2010-09-04 at 02:58:18.
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malek04
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granted hurricane force winds pick you up and blow you into the ocean where you are now sinking...
I wish to have next sunday off of work...
Posted on 2010-09-04 at 03:44:46.
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Tiamat5774
5 Headed Dracohydra
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Granted...
in fact you can have the whole weekend off...YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!
I wish I had a genie's lamp so I could make some REAL wishes.
Posted on 2010-09-04 at 06:01:08.
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lifespring
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iz true
granted but what yu dont know is that some of the wishes u post here were granted by a real genie
i wish i had an army of pit fiends that do my bidding.
Posted on 2010-09-04 at 08:19:24.
Edited on 2010-09-04 at 08:20:46 by lifespring
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Odyson
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Here Pitty, Pitty, Pitty
Granted, But find the Original first.
I wish that many of you get Monday off to celebrate my birthday.
Posted on 2010-09-04 at 12:13:32.
Edited on 2010-09-04 at 12:17:10 by Odyson
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DragoDorn
Veteran Visitor
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not so happy......
granted. many have monday off but no one celebrates your birthday (sorry)
i wish i had a six figure salary job
Posted on 2010-09-04 at 13:18:18.
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Odyson
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How do you like the "change" so far!
Granted! They are all zero's! Can we say "Welfare"!
I wish for enchanted d20 dice that always roll over 11.
Posted on 2010-09-04 at 15:10:17.
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lifespring
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this is my boomstick
granted but its magic only affect knowledge firearms checks.
i wish someone told me that there were 3 books!
Posted on 2010-09-04 at 16:57:36.
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Odyson
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3.5.6.8.2
They did tell you, they just forgot to tell you which editions to use.
I wish that I will have all lucky rolls tonight at our Tabletop session.
Posted on 2010-09-05 at 21:30:51.
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lifespring
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it landed that way i swear!
granted! you roll all 20s every single time, but are immediateely accused of cheating and exiled from the game!
i wish to duplicate myself!
Posted on 2010-09-05 at 22:40:47.
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Wordcrafter
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It Happens
However, after duplicating yourself, your duplicate thinks of the same thing and so on and so on. The other issue with this is that each duplicate comes out with a different attitude apart from your own. This leads to irritating one another, to point of all of you killing each other.
I wish my novel would be finished by the end of the year.
Posted on 2010-09-06 at 00:32:47.
Edited on 2010-09-06 at 00:45:24 by Wordcrafter
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lifespring
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its a stick figure running!
granted you finish it in one night, u turned it into one novel flipbook!
I wish to pinch myself.
Posted on 2010-09-06 at 06:25:14.
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Necromantic Schizophrenic
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lakha
granted but you break an artery and die
I wish for no evil in man 
Posted on 2010-09-06 at 18:18:55.
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