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lifespring
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Karma: 33/3
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rip van winkle

granted you get proper sleep, non-stop for 47 years.

i wish for immortality.


Posted on 2010-09-03 at 21:09:48.

Odyson
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6191 Posts


fdsa......

Granted, you are now stone, so you will never die.


I wish for the perfect Bloody Mary.


Posted on 2010-09-04 at 01:05:30.

lifespring
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im the rock!

granted, but since mary is always on her "fun time" you get constantly yelled at.

i wish my statue could move.


Posted on 2010-09-04 at 02:58:18.

malek04
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...

granted hurricane force winds pick you up and blow you into the ocean where you are now sinking...

I wish to have next sunday off of work...


Posted on 2010-09-04 at 03:44:46.

Tiamat5774
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1117 Posts


Granted...

in fact you can have the whole weekend off...YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!

I wish I had a genie's lamp so I could make some REAL wishes.


Posted on 2010-09-04 at 06:01:08.

lifespring
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iz true

granted but what yu dont know is that some of the wishes u post here were granted by a real genie

i wish i had an army of pit fiends that do my bidding.


Posted on 2010-09-04 at 08:19:24.
Edited on 2010-09-04 at 08:20:46 by lifespring

Odyson
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Here Pitty, Pitty, Pitty

Granted, But find the Original first.

I wish that many of you get Monday off to celebrate my birthday.


Posted on 2010-09-04 at 12:13:32.
Edited on 2010-09-04 at 12:17:10 by Odyson

DragoDorn
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not so happy......

granted. many have monday off but no one celebrates your birthday (sorry)

i wish i had a six figure salary job


Posted on 2010-09-04 at 13:18:18.

Odyson
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How do you like the "change" so far!

Granted! They are all zero's! Can we say "Welfare"!

I wish for enchanted d20 dice that always roll over 11.


Posted on 2010-09-04 at 15:10:17.

lifespring
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this is my boomstick

granted but its magic only affect knowledge firearms checks.

i wish someone told me that there were 3 books!


Posted on 2010-09-04 at 16:57:36.

Odyson
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3.5.6.8.2

They did tell you, they just forgot to tell you which editions to use.

I wish that I will have all lucky rolls tonight at our Tabletop session.


Posted on 2010-09-05 at 21:30:51.

lifespring
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it landed that way i swear!

granted! you roll all 20s every single time, but are immediateely accused of cheating and exiled from the game!

i wish to duplicate myself!


Posted on 2010-09-05 at 22:40:47.

Wordcrafter
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93 Posts


It Happens

However, after duplicating yourself, your duplicate thinks of the same thing and so on and so on. The other issue with this is that each duplicate comes out with a different attitude apart from your own. This leads to irritating one another, to point of all of you killing each other.



I wish my novel would be finished by the end of the year.


Posted on 2010-09-06 at 00:32:47.
Edited on 2010-09-06 at 00:45:24 by Wordcrafter

lifespring
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its a stick figure running!

granted you finish it in one night, u turned it into one novel flipbook!

I wish to pinch myself.


Posted on 2010-09-06 at 06:25:14.

Necromantic Schizophrenic
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lakha

granted but you break an artery and die

I wish for no evil in man


Posted on 2010-09-06 at 18:18:55.

   


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