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pyroboom
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WHAT DID YOU DO!

Granted,but all of time and space was destroyed.

I wish I had all the problems in the world,(obesity and diabetes mostly)


Posted on 2010-10-17 at 23:46:19.

lifespring
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topsy turvy

granted you have all the problems, including eternal life, and by some standards marriage, so in this wish you see the downsides n upsides backwards

i wish i could find a ninja.


Posted on 2010-10-18 at 06:29:05.

lymepandora
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...

granted you find a ninja to do you bidding you also have a love child with him

i wish could catch up on my sleep


Posted on 2010-10-18 at 14:50:01.

Odyson
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Karma: 155/25
6214 Posts


8>(

What Ninja!!!!!

Oh sorry wrong panel.

Granted, you ketchup on Sleeptime, which is a new bedtime snack, and you relish the thought of musterding all your strength to enjoy a little Sleeptime.

I wish the Ninja goes away.


Posted on 2010-10-18 at 16:31:09.

lifespring
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@.@

granted! the ninja realizes lifespring is too hot to handle upon contact, and combusts. well hes still here, just screaming and on fire.

i wish for a utensil to write with, thats made of wood, and has lead in the middle. perhaps something made of rubber to take care of mistakes i made whilst using afformentioned utensil. perhaps a model 2 so its not the primary experimental version.


Posted on 2010-10-18 at 20:13:58.

TheWiz
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Karma: 5/0
39 Posts


granted

you get said item but it's 200 feet long and weighs about 3 tons so you can't lift it.

I wish I had angel wings grafted to my back so I could fly


Posted on 2010-10-19 at 02:31:54.

ruler of the shadows
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491 Posts


Granted

You now have angel wings so you "could" fly, assuming you had the ligaments and muscle structure to move the aforementioned wings, but unfortunately, you don't...


I wish all world problems could be solved within an hour.


Posted on 2010-10-19 at 19:12:20.

Pit F(r)iend
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Karma: 115/3
1245 Posts


qwerty

Granted--the entire global demand of math homework on Earth is done. . .forever. This impressive feat was accomplished in 00:47:23.015 thanks to super-computer SkyNet who is now our digital overlord, with Hypnotoad as its liaison to humanity. ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.


I wish I could teach the world to sing.


Posted on 2010-10-20 at 12:35:14.

Odyson
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6214 Posts


Hot Tunes.......

Success, unfortunately the world can only bletch and spurt lava, but mount St. Helens in doing it to the tune of "Almost Heaven".

I wish to find the Real Thing!


Posted on 2010-10-20 at 17:06:09.

lifespring
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385 Posts


:)

a portal opens up before you, its The Thing, but all parts that were Ben Grimm are missing, and now its clobberin time to everything!

i wish for a more devilish hollows eve


Posted on 2010-10-20 at 19:30:25.

pyroboom
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OOOHH,WITCHY!

Everone becomes what they want every halloween,that's the good part,the bad part is that you have to stay that way for the rest of the year and some people will want to be werewolves so you may die,OH YEAH,and there are alot of demons and devils every halloween.

I wish to be a human phoenix.


Posted on 2010-10-21 at 00:17:19.

lifespring
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Karma: 33/3
385 Posts


caw caw!

granted, you are a flaming bird. Yet everyone mistakes you for the human torch, and starts calling yu bad names like "the flamer"

i wish for people to vote on my choose your own adventure game!


Posted on 2010-10-21 at 02:17:20.

PartyScout
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Karma: 9/3
101 Posts


Granted

People vote, they just don't submit!

I wish I could PUNish this wishing game with puns like the pun-master Ody!


Posted on 2010-10-22 at 02:28:39.

lifespring
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385 Posts


valhalla blessings plox?

granted your posts are very punny.

i wish for a viking longboat without the vikings as a front lawn ornament!


Posted on 2010-10-22 at 04:47:18.

lifespring
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385 Posts


valhalla blessings plox?

granted your posts are very punny.

i wish for a viking longboat without the vikings as a front lawn ornament!


Posted on 2010-10-22 at 04:47:18.

   


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