Granted, and you get Two because you posted to the wish twice!
Oh, look out they just rammed each other and are sinking. BTW your front lawn was flooded to make a swampy lake for the boats. But what the heck, you can open a diving school and send your student down to look at your beautiful Lawn ornaments laying on the bottom of the lake.
I wish for a book on Forgotten Realm so I make a better character the "The Wiz"'s game.
Granted: beautiful, lush greenery of Imasoras now grows prolifically around your Rust Monster Pit. Unfortunately the monster keeps spitting on the Imasoras and it soon withers and dies. The rotting foliage generates a toxic fume the falls into the Rust Monster pit and chokes the Monster and it dies a slow coughing death. Oops, there goes your intruder deterrent system.
I wish for a light sucker.
Posted on 2010-10-28 at 03:10:05.
Edited on 2010-10-28 at 03:11:11 by Odyson
Granted--you have a time machine. Unfortunately it only goes forward in time, and very slowly at that. Too bad. It does have a handy display to show how much progress you've made since the last time you checked. You might want to try taking a nap--I hear those can launch you hours into the future in a single instance.