Your stunt double is a Senator in the US government. She performs all your dangerous stunts--flawlessly. However, when payday comes, she keeps mistaking the cash for "feed" and eats it. You'll get it. . .about three days later.
I wish for pyroboom's karma to reverse itself, so that it reads (as of this posting) 31 Applauds, 3 Smites.
Two more, and he's on the top ten leaderboard for most negative karma. I do not wish to see this happen.
Posted on 2010-11-08 at 14:23:22.
Eol Fefalas Keeper of the Kazari RDI Staff Karma: 457/28 8292 Posts
Pyro's karma did, in fact, reverse itself. Unfortunately, it happened as a one time fluke on the dreaded 'Backwards Day' and, whilst it was in effect, it seems, someone applauded him twice... This, of course, had the unfortunate effect of making Pyro 33/3 once Backwards Day was over. On the plus side; straight threes!!!
granted says the genie of the lamp, you can be paid for being eol!
As yu sign the contract quickly with the excitement of your new position. After signing you realize you are getting paid 5 dollars a day, your tongue grows 30 feet, and its a non compete clause meaning you cant do or perform any other job until this one is over. Which it is over innn *checks documents* 50 years! Oh and if you fail to facelick anyone once a day you shall be sued for 91,250 dollars.
I wish people would NOT message me with theyre vote about the choose your own adventure game!
The addle-pated Djinn waves his hands and a golden door appears. Wide-eyed in wonder, you grasp it's jeweled knob and open it into a brilliantly lit room. Angelic harps play in the background, rare incense wafts through the air, candles by the score complement the decor. You are led by benevolent and intelligent beings of glowing luminescence to a large vessel wrought of the finest platinum. You peer over its gilt edges and find--Ody's bathwater.
And that old woman from The Shining arises suddenly from the fetid and hairy waters, cackling maniacally and reaches for you with her scabby putrescent fingers!
I wish to win the stagger-on role sweepstakes for AMC's The Walking Dead.