The director of the CIA and the head of the FBI both come to your house and hand over all files they have on you for you to do with as you see fit. The head of the NSA, hidden by a bush, quietly offers a paper shredder for your use. As a result, the Publisher's Clearing House people have no idea who you are and where to find you now, so no $10 million for you. Sorries.
I wish for Mr. Bill of Saturday Night Live fame to have the Best Day Ever.
Mr. Bill has HIS Best Day Ever... which is to say, he has one less life-threatening accident than usual.
I wish I could teleport accurately at will.
Posted on 2011-02-16 at 15:58:11.
Eol Fefalas Keeper of the Kazari RDI Staff Karma: 457/28 8292 Posts
You can teleport accurately at Will... unfortunately, you didn't specify exactly which Will you preferred, so you're stuck accurately teleporting at random Wills with no control over which Will will be next... There's Will Rogers... *BAMF* ... There's Wil Wheaton... *bamf*... oooh... Whippoorwill! *bamf* will.i.am...