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Karma: 24/0
153 Posts


But you are now severely allergic to chocolate.

I wish for untraceable wealth!

Posted on 2011-06-03 at 01:24:41.

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Karma: 113/94
1606 Posts



You are ridiculusly wealthy, however no one has any idea where any of your wealth is.

I wish for a killer monkey.

Posted on 2011-06-03 at 02:28:53.

Cheshire Cad
Karma: 102/3
1178 Posts


unfortunately, he immediately attempts to kill you, and you must stop him... forcibly...

I wish i was a time-mage

Posted on 2011-06-03 at 02:46:01.

Occasional Visitor
Karma: 7/1
32 Posts


Granted, but you find yourself stuck in a paradox time loop

I wish I had the latest Ipod

Posted on 2011-06-03 at 03:23:49.

Karma: 46/64
335 Posts


it's so early made, you don't know how to work it.

I wish the site Atmosphir was real!(look it up if you don't know)

Posted on 2011-06-08 at 04:03:56.

Karma: 155/25
6214 Posts


RL is RL and RP is RP.

I wish to find another brew for the RDInn bar.

Posted on 2014-04-04 at 00:20:49.

Cheshire Cad
Karma: 102/3
1178 Posts

*fades in*

Granted. However, do to the failings of focus testing, nobody will drink the new stuff! Better start working on Froth-n-Slosh Classic!

I wish for a bottle of Yoohoo


Posted on 2014-04-04 at 03:59:53.

Karma: 155/25
6214 Posts


You found an empty bottle but can't find the chocolate cow.

I wish to be able to remember my wishes.

Posted on 2014-04-04 at 16:24:46.

Cheshire Cad
Karma: 102/3
1178 Posts

*fades in*

Granted. You will always remember wishing to always remember wishing.

I wish for a keyboard that doesn't have most of the keys sticking.


Posted on 2014-04-05 at 23:13:26.

Karma: 155/25
6214 Posts

Boning Up..........

Granted but the keyboard is a board covered with Skeleton keys.

I wish the ringing in my ears would stop.

Posted on 2014-10-27 at 00:57:13.

Cheshire Cad
Karma: 102/3
1178 Posts


Granted. The ringing in your ears is gone. The ringing in your noggin, however, sadly remains.

I wish for a bedtime story.

Posted on 2016-02-18 at 20:28:24.

Karma: 1/0
9 Posts


...thou bed will be not of roses, but nails.

I wish for world peace.

Posted on 2016-02-29 at 13:31:10.

Eol Fefalas
Keeper of the Kazari
RDI Staff
Karma: 457/28
8292 Posts

Granted...'s your world piece: a two by two foot section of the hottest part of Death Valley. Who knows where the other pieces are?

I wish for a short vacation and freedom to visit the Inn regardless of WiFi connectivity.

Posted on 2016-02-29 at 13:33:29.

Ma' Nozzle
Karma: 36/0
654 Posts


Granted, but all your dice rolls turn up 1s.

I wish the next star wars movie was already out.

Posted on 2016-02-29 at 14:08:29.

Karma: 1/0
9 Posts

That sexy beast

And indeed, the movie is out - but the main star is D. Trump, that sexy beast!

I wish that WW2 never happened.

Posted on 2016-02-29 at 14:32:00.


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