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Celedwe
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Karma: 29/17
1229 Posts


eaiorhbaeobh

it will, and you will be the first one to get frostbite

i wish there was no such thing as the flu


Posted on 2006-12-14 at 21:13:14.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


uh oh...

Granted.
The sickness gods have replaced the Flu with their new and improved version called SLU. It's 3 times worse and you are their guniea pig to try it out on.


I wish for a White Christmas


Posted on 2006-12-15 at 06:11:31.

ThePope
Veteran Visitor
Karma: 6/1
138 Posts


heh

It's White all right but only because god forgot to take his dandruff medication.

I wish the Minnesota vikings could win a super bowl for once!!


Posted on 2006-12-15 at 08:43:57.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


oi vey....

I cannot corrupt this wish and cannot allow anyone else to do so.



I wish I was done baking my Christmas cookies


Posted on 2006-12-15 at 09:41:58.

ThePope
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138 Posts


.

The cookies are finished but ae undercooked and loaded with holiday e. coli!!!

I wish I could get accepted by georgetown college.


Posted on 2006-12-15 at 10:06:09.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


you got it

they accept you as their new janitor



I wish I had an upper AND lower lip


Posted on 2006-12-15 at 10:26:52.

Grugg
Gregg
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Karma: 357/190
6191 Posts


Well then im forced...

You become more like Napoleon Dynamite. I crush you to death.


I wish I was on fire...right now.


Posted on 2006-12-15 at 18:48:51.

Celedwe
RDI Fixture
Karma: 29/17
1229 Posts


rrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrr

You are, but while you burn, a big abominable snowman crushes you to death.


I wish my fingers were blue.


Posted on 2006-12-15 at 20:37:22.

Grugg
Gregg
RDI Staff
Karma: 357/190
6191 Posts


Ok then

You become a jerk, some good samaritan crushes you to death.

I wish I was named Rodriguez the Great.


Posted on 2006-12-16 at 09:21:48.

Fantasy
Sharlisaurus
Karma: 31/10
529 Posts


burn

you are named Rodriguez the Great, but everyone calls you Rod, and refuses to add the "great" part, since you now have the opposite of a great rod. O_O

______________________________________________________

I wish i was as wealthy as Bill Gates. ^_^


Posted on 2006-12-16 at 10:44:35.

Avrielle
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Karma: 21/16
877 Posts


(O)

You become very wealthy by stealing from Bill Gates and then he crushes you to death.








I wish my stomach didn't hurt.


Posted on 2006-12-16 at 11:54:14.

Grugg
Gregg
RDI Staff
Karma: 357/190
6191 Posts


fine

your stomach no longer hurts as you have been crushed to death.


I wish I was over there. *points*


Posted on 2006-12-16 at 19:45:01.

Avrielle
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Karma: 21/16
877 Posts


(O)

You go over there but the grass isn't as green as it looked over where you were.








I wish I knew if I was having a boy or a girl.


Posted on 2006-12-17 at 06:20:23.

Celedwe
RDI Fixture
Karma: 29/17
1229 Posts


arnbaperinhj

You never do.





I wish my name was Armando.


Posted on 2006-12-17 at 17:23:50.

Celedwe
RDI Fixture
Karma: 29/17
1229 Posts


I am Emperor of Pheonicia

Hey, you familiar with the concept of Phoenician Purple? When they crush the mollusks to get the color purple? Well unfortunately you are the sea snail that is oozing away on the countertop, awaiting your future...


I wish cats were as smart as dogs.


Posted on 2006-12-17 at 19:29:52.

   


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