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Skari-dono
Icelanders! Roll Out
Karma: 102/11
1514 Posts


wish

Disco's dead, and so is the fate of the hamster after killing you with its retarded dancing skills.

I wish I was popular


Posted on 2007-01-22 at 14:09:02.

Grugg
Gregg
RDI Staff
Karma: 357/190
6191 Posts


nojladf

Your popular...but then thousands of teeny-bopper fans rush you and crush you to death.

I wish I could find my hat now!!!


Posted on 2007-01-22 at 14:10:44.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


granted

you're so popular that everybody in the world wants you for a friend but you die of stress cuz you're not use to the popularity.



I wish I had extra days of vacation so I could take today off and enjoy the snow


Posted on 2007-01-22 at 14:11:47.

Skari-dono
Icelanders! Roll Out
Karma: 102/11
1514 Posts


blah

You find your hat, but only after it has been eaten by hundreds of hat-eaters who then start eating your head.

I wish I could fly.


Posted on 2007-01-22 at 14:12:16.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


LOL

we posted together Furball ;P




Posted on 2007-01-22 at 14:12:18.

Grugg
Gregg
RDI Staff
Karma: 357/190
6191 Posts


Aye

That we did...but I won...so now I will answer Skari's....which i can't remember...darnit...


Posted on 2007-01-22 at 14:13:03.

Grugg
Gregg
RDI Staff
Karma: 357/190
6191 Posts


jodf

OH yes...you can fly...but then you lose the ability mid flight. And then go splat.


I wish I would not go splat.


Posted on 2007-01-22 at 14:13:38.

Skari-dono
Icelanders! Roll Out
Karma: 102/11
1514 Posts


fa

you go crush

I wish I could be etheral


Posted on 2007-01-22 at 14:14:24.

Grugg
Gregg
RDI Staff
Karma: 357/190
6191 Posts


mkl;df

You are ethereal, and consequently drift through the ground. You end up in the center of the earth...and hang out there for all eternity.


I wish I was in Russia.


Posted on 2007-01-22 at 14:15:46.

Skari-dono
Icelanders! Roll Out
Karma: 102/11
1514 Posts


granted

You are in Russia... congratulations...

I wish I wouldn't have to go to work tomorrow.


Posted on 2007-01-22 at 14:19:23.

Grugg
Gregg
RDI Staff
Karma: 357/190
6191 Posts


pkadsf

You don't because the world as ended.

I wish I had something to do.


Posted on 2007-01-22 at 14:20:56.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


daa da doo

you do...you're talking to ME



I wish it was lunchtime.


Posted on 2007-01-22 at 14:26:07.
Edited on 2007-01-22 at 14:26:30 by Lyskhala

Grugg
Gregg
RDI Staff
Karma: 357/190
6191 Posts


It is lunchtime...

It's lunchtime...in the middle of the atlantic.


I wish I was in the middle of the atlantic.


Posted on 2007-01-22 at 14:26:49.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


are you stalking me???

You're in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. You see me floating towards you in a luxury yacht but I don't stop cuz I don't pick up hitchhikers.


I wish Grugg had a life preserver


Posted on 2007-01-22 at 14:29:50.

Grugg
Gregg
RDI Staff
Karma: 357/190
6191 Posts


adf

I do...but it keeps growing and sinks your yacht.


I wish I had a yacht captained by a pirate monkey.


Posted on 2007-01-22 at 14:31:39.

   


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