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Skari-dono
Icelanders! Roll Out
Karma: 102/11
1514 Posts


granted... again

The monkey does not know how to sail and your yacht hits an iceberg and sinks.

I wish I was yellow.


Posted on 2007-01-22 at 14:57:48.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


You are

MUSTARD yellow. Kids mistake you for a school bus and climb on you every morning.



I wish I didn't have to grocery shop tonight.


Posted on 2007-01-22 at 20:37:14.

Rystefn K'ryll
Original Palassassin
Karma: 66/191
544 Posts


Granted

Yo don't go grocery shopping, I go for you... ut I olnly buy bananas and rum.

I wish I had some bananas and rum...


Posted on 2007-01-22 at 23:34:58.

Grugg
Gregg
RDI Staff
Karma: 357/190
6191 Posts


kplsdf

You do...but you don't wanna know where you put them *hint hint*


I wish I was like all whoa!!!


Posted on 2007-01-23 at 01:25:50.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


you are

but in a baaaaad way




I wish I could be everywhere all at once


Posted on 2007-01-23 at 12:43:24.

Grugg
Gregg
RDI Staff
Karma: 357/190
6191 Posts


pjmafd

You end up way to close to me. All the time.


I wish I was up, up and away!


Posted on 2007-01-24 at 02:28:27.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


doodly doo

you got it but it became so hard to handle you had to eat it and you ended up getting the chuga luga disease which dissolved all your 'essential' pieces and parts.



I wish I could wish and it not be corrupted.


Posted on 2007-01-24 at 12:39:42.

Skari-dono
Icelanders! Roll Out
Karma: 102/11
1514 Posts


granted

Your wish is granted, you are a fish in an endless search for someone searching for you, but you never find anyone who is searching for you.

I wish I were an elf.


Posted on 2007-01-25 at 23:48:33.

Grugg
Gregg
RDI Staff
Karma: 357/190
6191 Posts


nklmafd

You are an elf. I eat you.


I wish I wasn't addicted to eating elves.


Posted on 2007-01-26 at 01:26:49.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


your wish is my command

You no longer crave elves. You now have an insatiable appetite for Fairies after your doctor suggested you lower your cholesterol.



I wish I was a fairy








Posted on 2007-01-26 at 14:01:43.

Grugg
Gregg
RDI Staff
Karma: 357/190
6191 Posts


well then

I eat you.


I wish I was a real...puppet?


Posted on 2007-01-26 at 23:40:40.

Celedwe
RDI Fixture
Karma: 29/17
1229 Posts


bathwrawe

you are, and lysk makes you do the chacha and pick your nose on a daily basis and we name you... Pinochio!!!




i wish that games i post in don't die


Posted on 2007-01-28 at 05:44:15.

Grugg
Gregg
RDI Staff
Karma: 357/190
6191 Posts


nklasf

It is such, as you are henceforth banned from all games.



I wish for some disco lemonade!


Posted on 2007-01-28 at 14:24:43.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


you got it

You get 5 gallons of it and drink it all down at once but then spend the rest of the day in the bathroom.



I wish Grugg would slow down on his posts.


Posted on 2007-01-29 at 00:09:04.

Grugg
Gregg
RDI Staff
Karma: 357/190
6191 Posts


nmkasd

It doesn't happen. Some wishes cannot be granted!


I wish L would slow down on those chickens...she's eaten 5 already!


Posted on 2007-01-29 at 01:50:26.

   


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