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Drusillia
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>.<

spring comes early but it never rains and everything dies...




I wish that my house could fly


Posted on 2007-02-09 at 21:00:05.

Carey
RDI Fixture
Karma: 7/1
570 Posts


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It can but before you get to use it it's housejacked and your home Onstar system expired that morning.



I wish there was no global warming.


Posted on 2007-02-09 at 23:13:57.

Grugg
Gregg
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Karma: 357/190
6191 Posts


mklsafd

There is global freezing.


I wish for a kilt!


Posted on 2007-02-10 at 00:08:27.

Carey
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570 Posts


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Wish granted, but you are forced to wear boxers under it.



I wish for a maid to clean and cook.


Posted on 2007-02-10 at 00:10:21.

Grugg
Gregg
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6191 Posts


n;jmlsafd

The maid steals your sofa, and escapes.



I wish for a ham sandwich.


Posted on 2007-02-10 at 00:11:28.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


<><><>

you get it...it's green with mold.




I wish for an intangible thing


Posted on 2007-02-10 at 01:42:16.

Fantasy
Sharlisaurus
Karma: 31/10
529 Posts


intangible?

It is so intangible, that you don't even realise and understand what you have. So, in your mind, your wish never comes true.



I wish my throat didn't hurt.


Posted on 2007-02-10 at 17:08:53.

Carey
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570 Posts


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It doesn't anymore, but now you get a migrane.





I wish I had someone to play card games with tonight.


Posted on 2007-02-11 at 03:54:27.

Grugg
Gregg
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6191 Posts


jkmsdf

You play poker with Grugg. He speaks in the third person and takes all your money and your house in the best damn hand you've ever seen.


I wish for a panda.


Posted on 2007-02-11 at 15:30:03.
Edited on 2007-02-11 at 15:30:26 by Grugg

Drusillia
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>.<

You get a Panda but it eats your sofa and beloved cat...





I wish I could end world hunger


Posted on 2007-02-11 at 20:11:57.

Grugg
Gregg
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6191 Posts


mksaf

You feed the world my non-existant cat.


I wish for a ham.


Posted on 2007-02-11 at 22:46:26.

Carey
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570 Posts


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you get your ham, but it is still part of the live pig.





I wish my son wouldn't have had such a late nap.


(now he'll never go to sleep)


Posted on 2007-02-12 at 04:17:01.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


<><><>

he had an earlier nap so it lasted even longer.



I want my friend to get better who is in the hospital


Posted on 2007-02-12 at 13:20:38.

Grugg
Gregg
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6191 Posts


kmfd

She gets better, and you get shipped to Malasia.



I wish I was wearing a kilt.


Posted on 2007-02-12 at 19:42:12.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


<><><>

You're wearing a kilt made of flypaper



I wish for a wish


Posted on 2007-02-13 at 00:51:23.

   


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