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Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


ROFLMAO

We start one, you see it, become traumatized and become a hermit living in Nova Scotia with a puppy named Molly who sleeps on your head and hides your keys. (where's the corruption? you paid to see the show)



I wish I could go back





Posted on 2007-03-01 at 14:05:10.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


ohhh but you are

you're an absolutely 'adorable' leaf that the wind carries into a dark, smelly sewer. An alligator eats your leg off and you become known around Corpsetown as "the one that got away".




I wish I was photogenic

Posted on 2007-03-01 at 19:03:24.

Grugg
People's Champion
RDI Staff
Karma: 306/189
5331 Posts


fd

You are...then you die...from...photos...



I wish for riches and ham!

Posted on 2007-03-01 at 19:48:14.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


<><><>

you get rich ham which makes you very sick.




I wish Jazzy would snuggle with me

Posted on 2007-03-01 at 23:53:52.

Celedwe
RDI Fixture
Karma: 29/17
1229 Posts


bathwatwree

He/she does, and you become a cat.




I wish it was summer break.

Posted on 2007-03-02 at 02:21:57.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


<><><>

You learn it then when you sit down to play, the drums disintegrate into dust...they were bought in Corpsetown, whaddya expect.



I wish for a raise

Posted on 2007-03-02 at 12:25:45.

Grugg
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RDI Staff
Karma: 306/189
5331 Posts


jmldsf

You get "raised".


I think...




I wish for a thinking hat!

Posted on 2007-03-02 at 16:01:21.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


<><><>

you got it...but your Grugg helmet gets jealous and kills it thus sending you into the dementia dimension.





I wish my hands weren't cold

Posted on 2007-03-02 at 17:13:03.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


you become a member

but only after a verrry painful initiation involving a cigarette lighter, bubble gum, a shower cap and an authentic Buck Owens guitar pick.




I wish March didn't blow so much!

Posted on 2007-03-02 at 19:24:48.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


gooood news!!

Ricky's heart is made of cow manure and he's doing three consecutive life sentences



I wish for more of less

Posted on 2007-03-02 at 19:39:11.

Fantasy
Sharlisaurus
Karma: 31/10
529 Posts


:P

you get more of less until you just don't having ANYTHING anymore!


I wish for a nice makeover!...kinda

Posted on 2007-03-02 at 19:42:27.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


your wish is granted

Your makeover artist will be Tammy Faye Baker



I wish for fried Trout, Hushpuppies, Cole slaw, fries and SWEEET Tea!!!

Posted on 2007-03-02 at 19:49:16.

Fantasy
Sharlisaurus
Karma: 31/10
529 Posts


ooo

ahh! me too!!

Posted on 2007-03-02 at 20:46:47.

Eol Fefalas
Untitled
RDI Staff
Karma: 376/26
5040 Posts


*stomach growls*

Mmmmm... I ain't corruptin' that one! Sounds yummy!

*packs up to leave work, considering stopping by the grocery store and getting stuff to make cajun catfish...stomach growls even louder*

Posted on 2007-03-02 at 20:54:39.

Grugg
People's Champion
RDI Staff
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5331 Posts


jmklasfd

Now I am hungry! Gah!

Posted on 2007-03-03 at 00:21:44.

   


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