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Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


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you are a cloud of dust




I wish for everyone to get their wishes


Posted on 2007-03-05 at 19:18:20.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


you got it

in acid you do writhe and moan




I wish for furry feet






Posted on 2007-03-07 at 12:52:52.

Grugg
Gregg
RDI Staff
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6191 Posts


asfasfd

You find my feet have replaced yours.


I wish for decent car.


Posted on 2007-03-07 at 19:53:59.

Lyskhala
Kohai
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3600 Posts


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you car goes into a steep descent and crashes and you get heartburn




I wish I had some TUMS


Posted on 2007-03-07 at 20:11:51.

Carey
RDI Fixture
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570 Posts


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You get some but they are old and no longer work.




I wish that someone would come and take my sisters kitten and give it a good home.


Posted on 2007-03-11 at 05:16:48.

Lyskhala
Kohai
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3600 Posts


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you get a pet snake but it goes through some kind of mustant metamorphis and turns into a big yellow butterfly and craps on your windshield.



I wish I had a dream where my friend doesn't end up leaving me


Posted on 2007-03-16 at 18:09:58.

Fantasy
Sharlisaurus
Karma: 31/10
529 Posts


uhh

you have a dream where your friend doesn't leave, but crawls inside of you and invites turantula's to invade your insides as well.

((sorry, but dreams are weeiirrrdd sometimes, so why not!? lol...ok i'm weird right now. ah well. it comes and goes.))



I wish for my feet to feel good and perfect.


Posted on 2007-03-16 at 19:23:37.

Eol Fefalas
Keeper of the Kazari
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8116 Posts


Granted...

Your feet feel both Good and Perfect, but, since neither one of them know you that well, they both file sexual harassment charges against you and your feet end up serving 5 to 10 years a piece in the graybar hotel getting felt by Bubba and Tank.

______________________________________________________

I wish I could think of something to wish for....


Posted on 2007-03-16 at 19:28:05.

Fantasy
Sharlisaurus
Karma: 31/10
529 Posts


lol, i welcome all massages, from bubba OR tank!

You thought of a wish, and your wish was: I wish i was a piece of corn. Then someone corrupted that wish and said: You are a piece of corn who didn't get chewed up well, and survived the escape!! >_< if ya know what i mean.

I wish for a foot massage from Bubba and Tank.


Posted on 2007-03-16 at 19:31:13.
Edited on 2007-03-16 at 19:32:49 by Fantasy

Lyskhala
Kohai
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3600 Posts


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you get a foot massage from Bubba and Tank...they twist your toesies right off your little feets



I wish it was Miller time


Posted on 2007-03-16 at 19:33:28.

Eol Fefalas
Keeper of the Kazari
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LOL Corn is like bookmarks in yer poo!!!

Granted... it is Miller time! Kamala Miller, ATOMS programmer... welcome back to the project, Fuby!

________________________________________________

I wish that I could reach the shiny thing without having to touch the turd!


Posted on 2007-03-16 at 19:36:13.

Lyskhala
Kohai
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3600 Posts


LOL

but without the turd, the shiny thing is worthless.
It is through the turd the shiny thing attains it's value



I wish I knew what I just said


Posted on 2007-03-16 at 19:40:29.

Fantasy
Sharlisaurus
Karma: 31/10
529 Posts


what exactly is the shiny thing??

Your poo disintegrated into ashes and you were able to reach the shiny thing without touching the poo. Though, the shiny thing turned out to be a knife! ouch.


Umm...i wish for my cats not to be in heat right now.


Posted on 2007-03-16 at 19:41:49.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


ahhhh...

the great mystery...what is the shiny thing?
it is whatever you deem important and beautiful

Oh and your cats are not in heat right now...they are COLD


I wish for a warm fur blanket and a cold night


Posted on 2007-03-16 at 19:43:19.
Edited on 2007-03-16 at 19:44:37 by Lyskhala

Fantasy
Sharlisaurus
Karma: 31/10
529 Posts


timing

lol, your wish was corrupted twice, eol. woops.

Lyk, yoiu realise what you said, and you also realise that you are a king duck from Turkey with an affection for chocolate trees.

I still wish for my cats not to be horny.


Posted on 2007-03-16 at 19:43:31.
Edited on 2007-03-16 at 19:45:01 by Fantasy

   


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