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Miko_Ayune-sama
RDI Fixture
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538 Posts


Granted

There is now an infinite feedback loop as this board disappears in a puff of logic.

I wish Eol hadn't wished wishes would wish themselves.


Posted on 2007-03-29 at 18:10:16.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


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Instead, Eol wishes that wishes that have been wished would wish themselves out of existence thereby needing to be wished again.


I wish the phone would not ring during my break.


Posted on 2007-03-29 at 18:30:29.

Eol Fefalas
Keeper of the Kazari
RDI Staff
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8292 Posts


Good luck with that one!

That's when phones always ring... you worked help desk... you know that.

Can't corrupt that one cuz work-phones are already about as corrupt as it gets.

Oooooh... I caused a feedback loop? Gnarly! And whodathunk I had nary a stitch o' logic in my head?


Posted on 2007-03-29 at 19:23:54.

Lyskhala
Kohai
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3600 Posts


I know...

but I don't work Help Desk anymore


Posted on 2007-03-29 at 19:49:11.

Miko_Ayune-sama
RDI Fixture
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538 Posts


Wish...

Your phone is now disconnected.

I wish I wasn't so tired...


Posted on 2007-03-29 at 21:23:25.
Edited on 2007-03-29 at 21:23:47 by Miko_Ayune-sama

nightbeast18
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130 Posts


granted

your now in a labor camp becom even more tired than before.

i wish i had a pet baby dragon



Posted on 2007-03-29 at 21:53:21.

Carey
RDI Fixture
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570 Posts


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You do but before it learns to control his fire he burns down your entire nieghborhood.


I wish everyone were healthy again.


Posted on 2007-03-30 at 03:57:25.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


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we are so healthy we die of healthiness



I wish Niagra Falls was in my back yard


Posted on 2007-03-30 at 13:15:31.

Miko_Ayune-sama
RDI Fixture
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538 Posts


...

Your back yard is now flooded.

I wish I had more money


Posted on 2007-03-30 at 15:29:55.

Eol Fefalas
Keeper of the Kazari
RDI Staff
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8292 Posts


Done...

...you have ALL the money in the Kingdom of Longpost. Of course it's Monopoly money and all but useless anywhere but in Longpost.

_______________________________________________________


I wish that it was quitting time already.


Posted on 2007-03-30 at 15:56:19.

Fantasy
Sharlisaurus
Karma: 31/10
529 Posts


ok

It is now quitting time, but the reason why is because everyone is fired, and you all lost your jobs to computers.


I wish I knew what exactly to do in life, at all times.


Posted on 2007-03-30 at 18:08:45.

Eol Fefalas
Keeper of the Kazari
RDI Staff
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8292 Posts


Oh, bless you, Fantasy...

That's not corrupting my wish, that's fulfilling my dream!

Now I can get a job that I like.


Posted on 2007-03-30 at 18:16:55.

Fantasy
Sharlisaurus
Karma: 31/10
529 Posts


haha, i thought you would say that :P

i still wish i knew what to do in life.


Posted on 2007-03-30 at 18:39:06.

Miko_Ayune-sama
RDI Fixture
Karma: 27/4
538 Posts


...

You become omniscient for 5 seconds, then forget everything

I wish I could sleep better


Posted on 2007-03-30 at 19:06:02.

Fantasy
Sharlisaurus
Karma: 31/10
529 Posts


me too!

You sleep better, but always wake up with a bloody nose and uhh...let's see...lots of ear wax? lol

I wish i were better at the things i want to be better at.


Posted on 2007-03-30 at 19:29:33.

   


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