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Avrielle
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Karma: 21/16
877 Posts


(O)

You know but you wish you could wipe it from your memory.

I wish I was lucky.


Posted on 2006-11-21 at 15:52:58.

Drakar
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Karma: 13/10
230 Posts


You were lucky.

You were lucky till about 5 secs ago. Now you are not lucky at all but are the unluckiest person in the world.

I wish for new computer parts so my computer worked better.


Posted on 2006-11-21 at 19:24:01.

Grugg
Gregg
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Karma: 357/190
6191 Posts


duh duh duh

The new parts are so good your computer turns sentient and takes over earth and consumes your soul.

I wish for a pony!


Posted on 2006-11-21 at 19:46:12.

Drakar
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Karma: 13/10
230 Posts


One pony coming up

You had a pony and he was everything you could hope for but the DM killed him when the party meet some bandits.

I wish I had a star.


Posted on 2006-11-21 at 19:51:13.

Grugg
Gregg
RDI Staff
Karma: 357/190
6191 Posts


well then!

You had a star and it was everything you could have hped for but then GRUGG KILLED HIM OUT OF SPITE!!!

I wish that no one could corrupt this wish in any way.


Posted on 2006-11-21 at 19:57:28.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


try as I might

I cannot corrupt this wish!!!
What is wrong with me??? Must corrupt Grugg's wish...must do it NOW...arrrghhh!!!! Drats!!

I wish I had a clone of Grugg's beloved pear so I could kill her off again with a forty foot tall letter G.


Posted on 2006-11-21 at 20:46:00.

Avrielle
RDI Fixture
Karma: 21/16
877 Posts


clone of Grugg's beloved pear so I could kill her off again with a forty foot tall letter G

You have a clone of a pear but it ate the forty-foot tall letter G and now it's after you!

I wish I had x-ray vision.


Posted on 2006-11-22 at 10:56:02.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


OH NOOOOO

You have x-ray vision and can see everybody's innards as food slides down their gullets. It's especially disgusting on Thanksgiving.


I wish Hugh Jackman was stalking me.


Posted on 2006-11-22 at 11:33:43.

Avrielle
RDI Fixture
Karma: 21/16
877 Posts


(O)

A man named Hugh Jackman is stalking you, only he's a short, bald, acne covered cousin of the actor, with a third nipple, a glass eye, and only one tooth in his mouth that isn't brown. Enjoy.


I wish I had a chef.


Posted on 2006-11-22 at 14:10:08.

Drakar
Resident
Karma: 13/10
230 Posts


You have a chef

You have a chef he is a very good chef but only at cooking food you dont like the taste of.


I wish I didnt have to go to 8 thanksgivings tomorrow.


Posted on 2006-11-22 at 23:06:38.

Celedwe
RDI Fixture
Karma: 29/17
1229 Posts


Turkey turkey

instead you get to go to 174 thanksgivings
and you fall into coma from eating so much turkey...

I wish i was a watermelon


Posted on 2006-11-23 at 02:36:08.

Avrielle
RDI Fixture
Karma: 21/16
877 Posts


(O)

You are a watermelon, promptly sliced into pieces and eaten by hungry picnickers.


I wish I had a transporter like in Star Trek.


Posted on 2006-11-23 at 13:27:24.
Edited on 2006-11-23 at 13:27:40 by Avrielle

Celedwe
RDI Fixture
Karma: 29/17
1229 Posts


Galactic Bhudda

you do, but it's from toys'r'us

I wish apes were bald


Posted on 2006-11-23 at 19:17:52.

Drakar
Resident
Karma: 13/10
230 Posts


Bald apes

You wished for bald apes but now humans are as hairy as the apes were.

I wish I has cake.


Posted on 2006-11-24 at 03:02:42.

Avrielle
RDI Fixture
Karma: 21/16
877 Posts


(O)

You has cake... but the cake you has iz maade about as twwibly as 'has' in place of 'had' sowds. (j/k)





I wish grammar and spelling didn't bug me as much as it does.


Posted on 2006-11-24 at 05:02:12.

   


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