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Nomad
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Here's your new car.

It's a custom hummer.

Nevermind I stole it from a local gang lord who makes colorful hats from the skin of ppl that tick him off. I'm sure you can explain everything in the time it takes the bullets to reach you

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I wish for more wishes


Posted on 2007-06-17 at 18:58:52.

Drakar
Resident
Karma: 13/10
230 Posts


Granted

You have unlimited wishes but they are unpredictable.



I wish for a 2 liter of pop.


Posted on 2007-06-17 at 19:49:08.

Nomad
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Here's your 2 liter. But it's sweaty toe-jam flavored Faygo.

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I wish Santa Clause was my love slave.


Posted on 2007-06-17 at 20:37:42.

Drakar
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230 Posts


done and done

Santa is now your love slave but he can no longer order his elves to make presents and you are on the permanent naughty list. Also there are is a army of angry children and parents beating down your door all the time you have had to move 12 times but they always find you.

I wish for a million dollar paying job.


Posted on 2007-06-18 at 02:27:47.

Carey
RDI Fixture
Karma: 7/1
570 Posts


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You get it, but it takes 50 years to make the million and you are too old to enjoy it by then and the price of gasoline is $25,000 dollars a tank so have fun.






I wish gasoline prices would drop back to $1.00 a gallon and never go up more then a few cents a year.


Posted on 2007-06-18 at 03:32:25.

Drakar
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230 Posts


Done

Gas prices drop to $1.00 and only can go up that much a year problem is your paycheck is reduced also so you make less money so you wish for it to be less and same thing happens. Till one day you make no money and gas is free and gas isnt used anymore and everyone goes back to the trade system of coins from the middle ages.

I wish I didnt have to go to my cousins graduation party this weekend.


Posted on 2007-06-18 at 06:16:32.
Edited on 2007-06-18 at 06:17:28 by Drakar

Carey
RDI Fixture
Karma: 7/1
570 Posts


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Wish granted, you get sever food piosoning and end up in the hospial instead for the weekend.




I will my car got better gas mileage.


Posted on 2007-06-21 at 03:14:28.

Fantasy
Sharlisaurus
Karma: 31/10
529 Posts


...

Your car gets better gas mileage, but runs out of motor oil every 5 miles.


I wish for my deepest, most desired wish to come true.


Posted on 2007-06-27 at 20:16:53.

nightbeast18
Veteran Visitor
Karma: 5/0
130 Posts


granted

it comes true and them while your celibrating it dissapeares and a not is there saying "we hoped you enjoyed our trial vertion have a nice day"

i wish the in considerat sob's of the world would go away


Posted on 2007-06-28 at 03:02:18.

ruler of the shadows
Resident
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491 Posts


ok...

They all disappear and the world is at peace, however there voices live on haunting you forever


I wish I could juggle chainsaws while they are running


Posted on 2007-07-08 at 02:36:58.

Carey
RDI Fixture
Karma: 7/1
570 Posts


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You can, but the oil dipping from one of them gets on you and your friends cigarette lights it and it isn't a good outcome......




I wish I were better at D&D games.


Posted on 2007-07-08 at 03:15:15.

Carey
RDI Fixture
Karma: 7/1
570 Posts


granted

but you are cousin through marrage, and after the divorce it's all over.


I wish I could log on at the same time as the people I need to talk to do.


Posted on 2007-07-12 at 04:15:05.

ruler of the shadows
Resident
Karma: 11/20
491 Posts


GRANTED

You can now log on the same time as them... but they log off only moments after you log on.

I wish ants would die instantly when I look at them.


Posted on 2007-07-13 at 01:11:26.

Carey
RDI Fixture
Karma: 7/1
570 Posts


Granted

But they develope the same skill, so the ones you don't see now kill you.




I wish for my three year old to go to bed early, without the problem of him then getting up too early.


Posted on 2007-07-13 at 02:16:53.

ruler of the shadows
Resident
Karma: 11/20
491 Posts


granted

He now goes to be early but sleeps 23 hrs a day

I wish I were impervious to the death stare from the ants and yet retain my power to instantly kill them.


Posted on 2007-07-14 at 01:17:36.

   


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