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ruler of the shadows
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Granted...

You gain all of the skills your heart desires, unfortunately you also become a quadriplegic and must depend on machines to breath

Posted on 2007-09-24 at 04:44:50.

Aardvark
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Karma: 6/6
153 Posts


Fine

No wish?

I wish that no one would corrupt this wish.

Posted on 2007-09-26 at 00:55:05.

Dragon Mistress
Not Brianna
Karma: 68/55
1703 Posts


Granted

You look like Angelina Jolie as a baby

"I wish I had my health back."

Posted on 2007-09-26 at 04:53:26.

Skari-dono
Icelanders! Roll Out
Karma: 102/11
1511 Posts


Granted!

You got your health back but lost your mind instead.

I wish I would get good grades in the University.

Posted on 2007-09-26 at 23:45:10.

DarkAutumn
Queen Hugglepounce
Karma: 47/29
674 Posts




You get the good grades, but just before you graduate the ALL the University records go up in flames, the computers crash and all your grades lost. You have to start all over again.

I wish I had a CD player in my car...or any radio for that matter!

Posted on 2007-09-27 at 05:24:25.

Aardvark
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.

Granted. Your car gets stolen.

I wish that I had a dictionary of oxymorons.

Posted on 2007-09-28 at 00:40:40.

ruler of the shadows
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Granted

You get a copy of the Dictionary for oxymoron's. Only problem is it is on 253 5in floppy disks in the year 2033 after there was a government process of confiscating all technology made before 1991.

I wish Someone else would do my physics lab assignments and I would get the credit with no repercussions...

Posted on 2007-10-09 at 17:17:42.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


<><><>

I do your assignments and you get credit for all the bad grades

I wish I could visit the Inn more.

Posted on 2007-10-11 at 16:57:21.

ruler of the shadows
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491 Posts


Wish Granted

You suddenly are able to visit the inn more... Unfortunately it is due to the fact that you lost your job

I wish... For nothing

Posted on 2007-10-18 at 14:03:46.
Edited on 2007-10-18 at 14:04:08 by ruler of the shadows

Skari-dono
Icelanders! Roll Out
Karma: 102/11
1511 Posts


Granted

You have successfully forced the universe into becoming nothing. Now nothing exists.

I wish I could wish for something.

Posted on 2007-10-18 at 14:07:04.

Eol Fefalas
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RDI Staff
Karma: 397/27
5353 Posts


Granted...

...you wish for something but get nothing because RotS already wished for nothing thereby throwing the universe into a tizzy and making all the somethings into nothings which in turn makes your wish for something an actual wish for nothing which is the something you got for nothing.

I wish I would have just left that one alone.

Posted on 2007-10-25 at 19:24:21.

ruler of the shadows
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Granted

Your post becomes nothing due to my wish which made everything nothing which in turn made the previous to yours nothing...


I wish for nothing to become something

Posted on 2007-10-25 at 20:52:22.

Eol Fefalas
Character Assassin
RDI Staff
Karma: 397/27
5353 Posts


Nothin from nothin leaves nothin

*POOF* Wish granted! You're Aretha Franklin!

Ain't that somethin'?

In deference to the Queen of Soul, there... ^ I'll let her make the next wish.


Take it away, Aretha!

Posted on 2007-10-25 at 21:58:50.
Edited on 2007-10-25 at 22:04:56 by Eol Fefalas

ruler of the shadows
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Wish granted...

My first thought can't be so... SO instead I wish to be me Ruler of the Shadows and not Aretha franklin...

Posted on 2007-10-29 at 13:49:02.
Edited on 2007-10-29 at 13:55:01 by ruler of the shadows

Eol Fefalas
Character Assassin
RDI Staff
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5353 Posts


Meh... okay...

Granted... *sprays a can of Reethy-B-Gone*... you're no longer Aretha... ya just look like her.

I wish I wasn't such an idiot.

Posted on 2007-10-29 at 14:22:59.

   


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