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Longshadow
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Oh, yeah!

Granted. Your bed is now in the bathtub ...

I wish (now follow me here...) that a wish wished for when wishing was wonderful would wash all wishes, whether or not the wish was a wish of wanting or wantonness ...


Posted on 2007-12-05 at 03:02:03.

ruler of the shadows
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Granted...

You forget your last wish forever and so you think it was truly granted when in fact it was granted so corruptly that you think it was what you wished for when in fact it was the exact opposite.

I wish that people would be more straight forward in how they interact with one another. ( I am included in people by the way... we all are and so to corrupt this wish is to corrupt one's self)


Posted on 2007-12-06 at 15:07:33.

Longshadow
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Ponders a little ...

World-wide, all prisons are automatically quintupled in size, to accomodate the influx of convictions on crimes of hate, passion, fraud, terrorism, and being a politician ...

And now, a simple one: I wish someone would tell me the last time a Tarrasque was seen/encountered ...


Posted on 2007-12-06 at 18:30:50.

Utan the Orange
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Funny you should mention that ...

Today, when I came home from a hard day's work to find her suffering from "the vapors" and steaming over the fact that I had forgotten her mother's birthday ...


I wish that any parent of a child (under 21) who commits a crime with a gun would suffer the child's fate with him/her ...


Posted on 2007-12-06 at 23:10:06.
Edited on 2007-12-06 at 23:17:00 by Utan the Orange

ruler of the shadows
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granted

Civilization comes to an end as the law is set retroactively through the ages causing the crimes of sons and daughters to affect mothers and father back to the dawn of time


I wish that jedi wouldn't use absolutes when talking about the sith being the "only" ones who use absolutes


Posted on 2007-12-10 at 04:35:16.

Utan the Orange
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Granted

Emulating a page from a familiar book, the Jedi are extinctified, thereby eliminating any chance of them using absolutes.

I wish all fruit had the size, color, taste, and texture of an orange.


Posted on 2007-12-10 at 05:36:54.

JenthLiadon
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Granted

But you become allergic to Oranges.

I wish all the wishes were undone and the world returned to its average state.


Posted on 2007-12-17 at 21:25:29.

Grugg
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asdf

It does, but you're in a parallel universe where the wishes of Grugg reign supreme.


I wish for some eggnog.


Posted on 2007-12-18 at 02:06:00.

Lyskhala
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what? no Gruggnog?

You get your eggnog...it's made from rotten eggs and curdled milk...and no whipped cream


I wish for a nice back massage. AHHHH !!


Posted on 2007-12-19 at 13:48:13.

DarkAutumn
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..

You get the massage, from someone with prickly-tough calasses*sp* covering his/her hands.


I wish everyone has as wonderful a Christmas as my children will have this year. (Or perhaps better)


Posted on 2007-12-21 at 01:13:21.

ruler of the shadows
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Granted

Everyone has so much a better Christmas that your children (although they had a great Christmas) in comparison have a crappy Christmas

(Sorry DA shouldn't leave those things open like that) (and I quote, "or better")

I wish that the jedi would remain in existence without using absolutes...


Posted on 2007-12-21 at 02:17:44.

Longshadow
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Done!

All Jedi everywhere will remain forever in existence, but forever dead, in a world with no absolutes.


I wish that Brittney, Paris, Lindsay, and Nicole, et. al. would get their collective ducks in a row, drop their destroyed careers, and "to a nunnery go, and quickly" ...


Posted on 2007-12-23 at 03:59:46.

JenthLiadon
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A new church?

They enter a nunnery but their influence quickly turns it into a brothel.

I wish there was life on other planets


Posted on 2007-12-23 at 04:31:50.

Utan the Orange
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Simple

Granted. You are on other planets.

I guess that means you're gonna miss the Holidays ...


Posted on 2007-12-23 at 17:48:58.

ruler of the shadows
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YOu didn't make a wish

anso the lack of a wish is granted... you get nothing... but in this nothing it also means that anything you had, you lose... and so the lack of a wish is also corruptable...

I wish for the dawn of a new year of which people dwell on peace and prosparity of all and not on poverty, desperation, war, and making themselves seemingly better than everyone else...


Posted on 2007-12-31 at 16:17:54.

   


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