Half the people residing in the U.S. mass-migrate back to their homelands, cutting carbon dioxide emissions, traffic jams, misunderstood orders or requests, and eliminating pressing "1" to continue ... I couldn't live in a world like that!
I wish to meet a Jedi that speaks only in absolutes, never in generalities or riddles.
... and letters, numbers, and pictograms cease to exist, no one remembers how to write or type, and the only method of communication is speech (wow! no phones, computers, road signs, blueprints, technical diagrams, etc. hmmmmm)
I wish that inside an orange was another orange, and inside that one yet another, ad infinitum ...
Granted .. now ... You can't get monkey's to shut up, they prank call you in the middle of the night. They start taking our jobs and teaching our children their monkey ways. The whole world goes into chaos and the international community is in an uproar because they don't understand why monkeys will not speak other languages besides English. Monkeys start telling peoples' secrets. They become superior .. because while they now speak English, we can't speak monkey. They hold secret meetings right in front of us. Darn Dirty Apes!
I wish that we worked 4 days a week and always had 3 day weekends.
But on that 5th day of work that you would normally have, your boss hires a monkey to do the job. SO while we are all enjoying our extra day of laziness, monkeys are busily showing our bosses how inefficienct we are, so they fire you and you suddenly have 7 days a week off, even better than you wished for! Eventually the monkeys convince their new bosses that they are too efficient to need supervision and thus take over the world like in a recent, familiar scenario.
Also the initial lesser hours per week results in decreased pay for the last weeks before you loose your job.
I wish that I was the embodiment of an uncorruptable wish... (has this one been used already?)