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Moria Grey
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Karma: 4/4
94 Posts


sorry cant spell



granted: pain killers work faster but only last a few moment then the pain comes back 10 fold



wish: I wish for a bag of holding


Posted on 2008-02-07 at 15:34:00.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


ROFLMAO @

"holding our bags and purses while we shop"
hee hee hee


Posted on 2008-02-07 at 15:37:52.

Glory of Gallifrey
RDI Fixture
Karma: 34/7
596 Posts


aw Lysk

*wishes Lysk would make a wish*

slacker


Posted on 2008-02-07 at 22:55:54.
Edited on 2008-02-07 at 22:58:14 by Glory of Gallifrey

Moria Grey
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ok



: granted they make a wish to have u play D&D every day forever and ever and ever without any brakes and always with Newby Player but one thing you forgot the rules for rolling up chars. and forgot ur DMB!!!! ( Dun DUn Dunnnnnn)



my mother in laws wish: I wish that myself and my family had good heath and be provide for the rest of our lives.. and that we cant die


Posted on 2008-02-08 at 06:28:44.

Glory of Gallifrey
RDI Fixture
Karma: 34/7
596 Posts


MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

There are worse things that death.

So. You're all immortal, but due to unforseen radiation and magical emissions from the wish granting process, you are all joined into one hideous creature. You're taken to government research lab where you're provided for in every way. Forever. And ever. And it's complete misery.



Posted on 2008-02-08 at 13:17:55.

Miko_Ayune-sama
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538 Posts


...

Glory...You didn't make a wish, so I will.

I wish RotS would give my teeth back. I like biting people's sisters.


Posted on 2008-02-10 at 00:36:28.

Glory of Gallifrey
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596 Posts


glory the slacker

*poof*

Wish granted! You have your teeth back, but they now have so many cavities that all you can bite is applesauce, and even that is painful.

I wish i has an imaginary friend


Posted on 2008-02-10 at 03:15:19.

ruler of the shadows
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491 Posts


Good wish time

Granted... people now think you're crazy


I wish Miko could have his teeth but not have the ability to bite sentient beings


Posted on 2008-02-11 at 01:20:32.

Moria Grey
Regular Visitor
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94 Posts


.......

Granted: hes has that.... but so do u... hahaha



Cuz wish: wish for world peace.....


Posted on 2008-02-11 at 02:17:42.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


<><><>

There's world peace but it isn't on this world.


I wish I didn't have to work.


Posted on 2008-02-11 at 14:03:47.

Moria Grey
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granted


u dont have to work because u have explosive vomiting


(sorry first thing that came to mind)


husbands wish: I wish no further wishes worked


Posted on 2008-02-11 at 17:34:33.

Miko_Ayune-sama
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538 Posts


...

No further wishes work, so old ones get repeated, because they've already worked

I wish I could bite a Limbo rod in half with my new shark teeth.

*Bites RotS* You said no sentient beings, and I have my suspicions that you are, indeed, a robot. Not just any robot, mind you-a zombie robot.


Posted on 2008-02-12 at 02:51:24.

Glory of Gallifrey
RDI Fixture
Karma: 34/7
596 Posts


LOL

*poof*

Wish Granted!

Unfortunately, the rod explodes when it snaps, leaving you without a lower jaw. Now you have nothing to hold your tongue in. Ew.

i wish i could turn traffic lights from green to RED just by looking at them. *cackles maniaclly at the thought of twelve hour traffic jams*


Posted on 2008-02-12 at 04:00:45.

Reralae
Dreamer of Bladesong
Karma: 135/12
2331 Posts


How about...

They turn red, but only because you're causing them to speed up so fast only the red part is seen. This causes a large-scale blackout (world-wide?) from the need of so much electricity and so even though you got your mayhem, you're also caught in it.

Wish... to be able to draw anything.


Posted on 2008-02-12 at 04:24:07.

Sibelius Eos Owm
A Midsummer Knight
Karma: 59/5
1376 Posts


Granted

But like the story of the Boy and his drawings, every drawing you complete comes to life. Therefore you are forced to either hide your talent from the world or become a scientific subject/worse life than a celebrity. Of course you can hide it by not finishing every drawing, but I know how much that would eventually bug you.

I wish for a few more hours in the day to catch up on the sleep I've been loosing since the beginning of Gr 12 (maybe before?)


Posted on 2008-02-12 at 04:49:06.

   


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