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Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


Granted

You have an all expense paid trip to Hell, Michigan.
Have a wonderful time and don't forget your mittens.


I wish it was Spring already!


Posted on 2008-02-20 at 15:55:30.

Moria Grey
Regular Visitor
Karma: 4/4
94 Posts


...

spring pops up and is pretty and nice.. but because of this sudden change in weather.. summer comes sooner... such does next winter and so on and so fourth but do to the warming to bring spring about after about 5 yrs of this ppl up in pa usa and ny usa and such stop geting snow and fl usa is like 250 in the summer.. soon we all die of globle warming




I wish we all didnt die from globle warming


Posted on 2008-02-20 at 20:10:35.

Glory of Gallifrey
RDI Fixture
Karma: 34/7
596 Posts


poof!

Wish granted!

Instead, the sun spontaneously combusts and we all die a horrible, firey death.

I wish you had wished for a pony instead.


Posted on 2008-02-20 at 20:17:35.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


granted

She wishes for a pony but it burns to ashes cuz of Global Warming


I wish I could go take a nap now



Posted on 2008-02-20 at 20:33:35.

Moria Grey
Regular Visitor
Karma: 4/4
94 Posts


poof

you take a nap forever and ever and ever




i wish that the world would stop wishing and start doing


Posted on 2008-02-20 at 22:17:09.

Glory of Gallifrey
RDI Fixture
Karma: 34/7
596 Posts


POOF

Wish granted!

However, without wishes the cosmic global imagination suffers to the point where society becomes mindless sheep herded by the media into safe little boxes where they are easily controllable. Then we all starved to death without a cosmic global imagination to feed off of.

I wish the girl in my office was mute.


Posted on 2008-02-20 at 22:55:54.

Moria Grey
Regular Visitor
Karma: 4/4
94 Posts


....

poof: shes mute but so are all women of the world and all men are very very happy... hope ur not a girl



i wish that i wasnt mute because of that wish


Posted on 2008-02-21 at 01:12:02.

Glory of Gallifrey
RDI Fixture
Karma: 34/7
596 Posts


Poof!

Wish granted!

Bu now you're deaf...and male. With male-pattern baldness, a spare tire, and three alimony payments.

Ha!

I wish i found that less amusing.


Posted on 2008-02-21 at 01:23:30.

Moria Grey
Regular Visitor
Karma: 4/4
94 Posts


......

pooff: no more funny because now ur a male with all the fixings


Posted on 2008-02-21 at 18:46:57.

ruler of the shadows
Resident
Karma: 11/20
491 Posts


Where is your wish?

Your wish has been granted... You lose the understanding of a male... while retaining the male status. Suddenly Sterile... Anywho... I wish that people couldn't change there sex by wishing


Posted on 2008-02-22 at 03:08:20.

Glory of Gallifrey
RDI Fixture
Karma: 34/7
596 Posts


LOL

Sterile, barren, a rose is a rose....

Anyway, i'm granting your wish but you're immediatey hit by a bus.

I wish i liked my new haircolor more.


Posted on 2008-02-22 at 04:26:46.

Aardvark
Veteran Visitor
Karma: 6/6
153 Posts


.

Granted, although just as you come to like your new hair color it changes again.

I wish I had cheesecake.


Posted on 2008-02-22 at 05:43:36.

Skari-dono
Icelanders! Roll Out
Karma: 102/11
1514 Posts


...

Granted, but the cheescake is five months old.


I wish I had a hat that would fit my head.


Posted on 2008-02-22 at 10:25:59.

Glory of Gallifrey
RDI Fixture
Karma: 34/7
596 Posts


POOF

GRanted. Unfortunately, you get decapitated by a plate glass window.

i wish i was in bed.


Posted on 2008-02-22 at 13:27:13.

ruler of the shadows
Resident
Karma: 11/20
491 Posts


Screw up my wish will ya

Granted, but your mattress is made of granite


I wish buses had people scoops on the front of them


Posted on 2008-02-22 at 14:35:19.

   


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