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Moria Grey
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poof: A bus drives by scoops u and thent he next bus hits and kills u.. sorry



I wish people would stop dieing from wishing


Posted on 2008-02-22 at 17:36:18.

Glory of Gallifrey
RDI Fixture
Karma: 34/7
596 Posts


*POOF*

WISH GRA-

ERROR! ERROR! DOES NOT COMPUTE! SYSTEM SUTTING DOWN. SERVER BUSY. PLEASE TRY AGAIN LATER.

Then your computer blows up, killing you with electronic shrapnel.


I wish TRSG and Moira switched bodies for a day.


Posted on 2008-02-22 at 18:17:13.

Loki
TRSG 2.0
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What is it with you.

Granted, no catch.

I wish me and Moira could switch back into our own bodies and that nothing goes wrong with this wish.


Posted on 2008-02-22 at 18:39:03.
Edited on 2008-02-22 at 18:49:57 by Loki

Moria Grey
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94 Posts


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granted nothing goes wrong for our sake...,


friends wish:I wish to find a decent pizza parlor openm when im traveling though the middle of nowhere thats take creat cards adn that i have nothing but my created card on me and was the best pizza ever


Posted on 2008-02-22 at 19:23:15.

ruler of the shadows
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Granted... you find one... but there is no money on your card


I wish that death was wrought instead with a longer life


Posted on 2008-02-24 at 06:12:14.

Glory of Gallifrey
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poof?

Granted, but Death is highly upset that you wished about him that he lays the pimphand down and scythes off your head.

I wish i had Death's autrograph in a frame on my wall, as i am the preisdent of his fan-club and great admirer of his work.


Posted on 2008-02-24 at 06:21:18.

Loki
TRSG 2.0
Karma: 113/94
1606 Posts


:)

granted, he chops off your head and signs his name in your own blood GofG. You have his autograph but your dead.

I wish I was a time lord.


Posted on 2008-02-24 at 13:40:50.
Edited on 2008-02-24 at 13:42:19 by Loki

Skari-dono
Icelanders! Roll Out
Karma: 102/11
1514 Posts


Congrats...

You are the new ruling time lord of Cleveland. Of course, you only got the title and nobody likes you in Cleveland.


I wish I wouldn't say stupid things.


Posted on 2008-02-24 at 13:55:21.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


so do we :P

You are mute.


I wish I could stay home and get paid


Posted on 2008-02-25 at 13:12:18.

ruler of the shadows
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Granted

You now collect disability due to the fact that you can't walk... wait whats that... your job didn't offer disability... darn...


I wish... NC was Closer to Tallahassee...


Posted on 2008-02-25 at 23:22:45.

Lyskhala
Kohai
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3600 Posts


granted

It's so close it's on top of Tallahassee. Everyone, including yourself, smothers to death.



I wish wishes weren't wishful thinking.


Posted on 2008-02-26 at 12:32:09.

Glory of Gallifrey
RDI Fixture
Karma: 34/7
596 Posts


POOF

Wish Granted!

However, it only affects you since you have been magically transferred into a Hell-themed snowglobe, sans snow. Instead it rains firey bits of brimstone and though you catch fire, it never goes out causing you to burn indefinitely.

I wish everyone were linkned into a universal dictionary and thesaurus with a dual processing spellchecker that works on both verbal and written communication, thereby regulating that the right word is used at all times, in the correct way, spelled brilliantly.


Posted on 2008-02-26 at 15:28:24.

Moria Grey
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94 Posts


great

granted: we all spel and talk right but now people think more clearly adn properly that its harder to lie and alot more ppl are lonly for the fact that its harder to lie that ur heppy with someone when all those words are going in adn out of ur head
`


wish: kids had an on off button


Posted on 2008-02-26 at 19:32:34.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


<><><>

Granted...

however, the manufacturer of the buttons thought it would be funny to make the "off" button non functional.


I wish I didn't have to go to the grocery store after work


Posted on 2008-02-26 at 20:20:28.

ruler of the shadows
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hmm

Granted... YOu don't have to the grpcery store after work. It now closes the very moment you get off work. This makes it so that you must go while at work which in turn gets you fired. Then the grocery store burns down.

I wish that road travel time was reduced (ie speed limits No longer exist on highways...)


Posted on 2008-02-26 at 22:53:51.

   


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