No more spped limits. However, the entire worl is killed in one massive, physical-law bending traffic accident and now we are all dead. I haunt your ghost since death now prevents me from finishing my latest novel.
I wish John Barrowman wasn't gay and married.....ooh, he's so damn hot.
He mysteriously gives up his 'companion for life' and realizes that he has an inexplicable desire to marry you. Unfortunately, he doesn't realize, and neither do you, that like Blanche's late husband Allan in the play A Streetcar Named Desire, he's still Gay. Not even just really happy either. The knowledge breaks you eventually (as it did Blanche, some side-effects may vary from symptoms shown) and things play out from there in a new mass-popular hit, scribed by his ex-(husband I'm assuming) who profits from your tragedy.
Now with all that having been written out, what could I possibly wish for...?
He really didn't change it. It was completely the same... however you just lose 3 months all at once... I think I would have changed it a bit more... in fact... I will
INstead of the above bleeding for 3 months once a year, it changes yet again (indeed this was a wish that took a while to completely grant as it is truly a doosie of a wish.) INstead of bleeding 1 week a month or 3 months a year it changes so that you only bleed for 10 days every seven years. THere is also no longer menstrual pain or the said PMS. Instead it is replaced with a drive to procreate. It becomes a rather strong drive. it does not happen for the first time until age 14. Not sure which you would claim is better...
All of the said babies have a wonderful birthday, however it rains on every march birthday... (from the 1st to the 31).
Now for my wish...
I wish Brittany spears would cease to exist as I am tired of seeing the media follow someone who is so undeserving...
It is done they donate it to starving kids in foreign countries (yes they might watch those commercials also). Problem is that those kids then leave said countries and come over to ours and go to school and raise the grading curve that our kids in school all seem to love so much and now none of our kids are leaving school or home.
I wish I had a less boring job.
Posted on 2008-03-05 at 19:40:14.
Edited on 2008-03-05 at 19:41:53 by Drakar
You have a limitless supply of waffles unfortuately it is truely is limitless and just seems to keep growing till they cover over the world and mankind is crushed by your limitless waffles and even you dont survive to eat them.
Your closet is full of a never ending supply of waffles. There are so many you have to come up with ways to use them so you begin to wear the waffles. You make waffle hats, waffle pants, waffle shoes, waffle underwear, waffle socks, waffle coats, waffle shorts, waffle t-shirts etc. etc. etc. The only real problem you encounter is when you venture out and get attacked by bees who are drawn to the syrup.
I wish for pimento cheese
oops, sorry I posted the same time
YOUR wish is granted...the waffle thing doesn't happen after all. It was a bad dream...one that you keep having over and over and over...
I still wish for pimento cheese
Posted on 2008-03-05 at 20:22:25.
Edited on 2008-03-05 at 20:24:03 by Lyskhala