Next morning, you find a blueberry smashed in the front pocket of your best shirt. The stain is huge and it'll never come out. Plus you have a meeting today with your boss and all your other shirts are at the cleaners, which is closed because it's an obscure but vital ancient Scandinavian holiday currently observed only by the Church of Thor, Reorganized.
You meet Sting when you accidentally run him over with your car and have to wait for the ambulence to arrive. He presses charges and you go to prison for wreckless endangerment and driving under the influence of Sting music.
You become on the worlds greatest drum players and play for an internationally acclaimed rock band but at the height of your career you lose all your hearing and both you arms are lost in a freak Ice cream stand / Macerena accident while under the influence of drugs ending your career and forcing you to work in a sweatshop in Bangladesh sewing shoes with your teeth in order to survive.
I wish I could travel through time...
Posted on 2006-11-30 at 09:50:05.
Edited on 2006-11-30 at 09:50:52 by ThePope
You travel through time but not linear time...you travel in circular time and eventually become dizzy and disoriented and keep missing your stop.
You end up a wino begging for coins to feed the guacamole habit you acquired back in 3089.
I wish I had a banana sandwich which has been wrapped in wax paper and let sit in a picnic basket for 4 hours until it's warm, and a big glass of sweet tea, some barbecue chips and a fried chicken breast.
Posted on 2006-11-30 at 09:59:47.
Edited on 2006-11-30 at 10:00:21 by Lyskhala
You had a banana sandwich which has been wrapped in wax paper and let sit in a picnic basket for 4 hours until it's warm, and a big glass of sweet tea, some barbecue chips and a fried chicken breast....but the wino above stole it from you.
you are two busy unwrapping your presents to notice the rising tide of holiday wrapping paper and are soon buried alive in it until the end of of time. because your gift givers spent so much on presents on you that they resent you....
I wish i could have that bananna sandwich again... I loved that sandwich